Michael Kindt's Blog, page 5
January 4, 2017
Pelosi: We Can Not Allow Our Government To Be Subverted By Foreign Regimes
I was once subverted by a foreign regime. It felt dirty and wrong at first, but after a while I really got into it. I came pretty hard. Glad he wore a rubber, though.
You fucking lost. Eat it. And everything you believe in? Opinions. Just opinions.
I swear to god if I see another “the Russians did it!” story, or “Fake News!” I’m gonna start swinging.
I am so done with this shit.
I got a flat tire today, and after a thorough investigation, I discovered that the Russians did it.
They had actually hacked my tire and caused it to go flat. That particular tire was a Hillary supporter. The other three were Trumpians.
Yeah, I think it might be time for a new vehicle.
January 3, 2017
So I went and I met a bunch of dogs. I literally spent 6 hours...
So I went and I met a bunch of dogs. I literally spent 6 hours at the shelter, meeting and bonding and introducing my little Daisy to everyone. No matches:(
I really do want an older dog. All these dogs were young and full of piss and vinegar.
I’ll keep looking.
January 2, 2017
Hey I love liberals! I am a liberal, especially on social matters.
Gun control, though. It just won’t work in America. We got a thing with guns in this country, a very specific, very American thing. A love/hate thing. A thing that is completely unique to us. It’s like being in an abusive relationship. You know you should leave and get counselling, but you just can’t.
Besides, keep your fucking hands off my shotguns.
I really do enjoy an older, more mature woman.
A woman who’s been through some shit, like me. We can relate.
Sure, a younger girl is perkier in every single way, but what the hell you gonna talk about? A band? LOL.
It’s interesting that as I get older I want older women. Or it’s not interesting at all. Who the fuck knows?
You got some baggage? Me, too, honey. Come here and sit on my lap. We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
