I haven't bitched about my new smart phone lately. I'm really good at it, so let's go!

Well, I no longer hate it. It is no longer in jeopardy of being thrown against the fucking wall. I have figured out how to make and receive calls, how to make and receive texts.

I have figured out many of the chirps and beeps and hums it makes. Not all, though. Sometimes it makes noise for no apparent or discernible reason. I figure this is how phones work now.

Much, much, MUCH less intuitive.

I understand software engineers and coders need jobs, and I understand that they can keep themselves employed by constantly changing or “updating” things. I am a capitalist. I also understand that there are dipshit gadget people out there who like the latest thing. They love to relearn and relearn how to operate the devices in their life.

Fucking weirdos if you ask me, but, hey, each to his own.

I am not relearning how to operate a fucking phone again. This one I keep till I die.

Also, I took a 45 minute video of the inside of my pocket. I posted it on Pornhub. Hopefully someone cums to it.