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mathcat345 said about My Kitty Came Home!: Wish you could train her to be indoor only. That’s a...

mathcat345 said about My Kitty Came Home!: Wish you could train her to be indoor only. That’s a long time to be away.

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Impossible at this point. She is a free cat and always has been. She is 9. I adopted her as a young stray 8 years ago, got her fixed, and she has always been most determined to enjoy the great outdoors, to the point of tearing at the door and windows with her claws.

She is a free cat. I’m not going to fight with her.

I mentioned that she has disappeared for a day or two, but that was years ago. These last few years she has been quite the yard cat, content to lounge around by the house.

That’s why her disappearance was so alarming. Not only was it really long, the longest ever, but it was very much out of her character these last 3 or 4 years.

That’s why I think humans were involved somehow. I think she was kidnapped!

mathcat345

I miss that show "I Shouldn't Be Alive".

I think it was on Discovery. Back when I was foolish enough to actually pay for TV, it was one of my all time faves, right up there with Mythbusters and Project Runway.

The poor bastards on “I Shouldn’t Be Alive” fell into two broad categories: the Daredevils and the Dipshits.

The Daredevils were the ones who climbed the dangerous mountain because it was there–and got into a world of shit. They kayaked the dangerous river. They tried to swim out to the distant island, just to see if they could do it.

I respected the Daredevils and hoped the rescue chopper got to them in time, which it always did because the show was called “I Shouldn’t Be Alive”, not “Fuck, I Am Dead”. The human race needs Daredevils.

The Dipshits were the ones going “Why would we need a cellphone?” or “Matches? Why take matches?” They didn’t think they’d need the map, so they left it back in the truck. It would be blizzarding out and they would be driving a Toyota Corolla, but they would still take the remote mountain pass because, hey, it was like 20 miles shorter.

Just as much as the human race needs Daredevils, it does not need Dipshits. Unfortunately, Dipshits far outnumber Daredevils. The Dipshits to Daredevils ratio is way out of whack. The show was called “I Shouldn’t Be Alive”, and in the case of the Dipshits, I couldn’t have agreed more.

HOLY SHIT! MY KITTY JUST CAME HOME!

She’s been gone two and a half weeks. She’s totally fine but is really wet around her neck and very hungry. She loved on me for about 5 minutes, ate a can and a half of cat food, and is now ready to go back outside. WTF?

I whined about her disappearance on here before. Click.

Lead Belly - Where did you sleep last night?

Lead Belly - Where did you sleep last night?

“Remix”, French for “sucks ass”

I wanna hear The Safety Dance because I can dance if I want to, not this long drawn out computer shit.

Oh, you took the beat and removed the lyrics and then looped it for what seems like 95 minutes?

Yeah, you’re an “artist”.

*dozes off*

Currently drunk on rum in the middle of Monday.

Quite happy. Don’t you wish you were a pretend writer, too?

Remember: #NoLivesMatter

And: be sure to listen to The Zombies

pEACE.

The real question is how is the establishment of the one party masquerading as two parties going to get rid of the outliers?

AKA Bernie and Donald.

This is America and we all know that somebody beige will become President, somebody who will say that the fact that the police are totally out of line is “terrible” and “a shame”. Then they will do something completely meaningless, like convene a committee and/or launch an “investigation”, while we the people sit here knowing exactly what needs to be done.

And you know what? We’ll fucking LOVE it, just like with Obama. Haha.

People seem to find my Trump post facetious.

It is, but I’m also serious. I’m supporting him. I can’t in good conscience turn my back on someone so full of FUCK YOU.

I have to support him for religious reasons.

Amen

“Blow me.” –Donald Trump

I’m on board. LOL.Between pandering and beige, therein...

I’m on board. LOL.

Between pandering and beige, therein lies the Donald.

“Blow me.” –Donald Trump

DRIVE - REM“Maybe you’re crazy in the head.”If there’s one thing...

DRIVE - REM

“Maybe you’re crazy in the head.”

If there’s one thing thing I’ve noticed about young people is that they all consider themselves to be mentally ill in some way.

Is this really where they wanna go with their generation? Victimhood?