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April 1, 2015
Do You Like Dinosaurs...
...in that way? The dinosaur erotica anthology I designed the cover for is out today — no April Fool's!
Amazon US Kindle: • Amazon UK Kindle: • B&N Nook • iTunes • Kobo
"This anthology was so funny I may have temporarily lost bladder control." — Heroes and Heartbreakers
March 24, 2015
Don't Quit Your Day Job
Besides writing books and greeting cards, I occasionally design book covers (gallery below).
My latest creation graces the cover of the anthology Gay Dinosaur Billionaire Adventures With Bigfoot and Friends, on sale April 1st from eXcessica.
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"When award-winning and NY Times bestselling romance authors get together to try their hand at dinosaur erotica, things get a bit crazy. Crazy HOT!"
— NY Times & USA Today bestselling author Shoshanna Evers
February 18, 2015
Gone Grey: A Parody
A new shameless cash-in attempt from the author of Fifty Shames of Earl Grey!
The entire novella—first serialized on Wattpad—is now available as a FREE ebook!
In this follow-up to the international bestseller Fifty Shames of Earl Grey, Earl Grey’s wife disappears on their fifth wedding anniversary. He quickly becomes the prime suspect, leaving him with no friends except for his twin sister, Goonie. Can movie star Tyler Perry help him find his wife…or is she just gone, girl?
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February 10, 2015
Read the Book That Didn't Inspire the Movie!
The Fifty Shames of Earl Grey: A Parody ebook is on sale everywhere this week for just $1.99.
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February 8, 2015
NPR Interview
I recently sat down with NPR's Weekend Edition to discuss Fifty Shames of Earl Grey, Twilight fan fiction, and, uh, perform a short dramatic reading from Fifty Shames. Listen here!
February 3, 2015
Fifty Writers On Fifty Shades Giveaway
Fifty Writers on Fifty Shades of Grey—a collection in which I have an essay—is on sale for the month of February for $1.99 at US ebook retailers. You can also win one of 50 free paperback copies over at Goodreads!
February 2, 2015
Gone Grey: A Parody
A new shameless cash-in attempt from the author of Fifty Shames of Earl Grey!
In this follow-up to the international bestseller Fifty Shames of Earl Grey, Earl Grey’s wife disappears on their fifth wedding anniversary. He quickly becomes the prime suspect, leaving him with no friends except for his twin sister, Goonie. Can movie star Tyler Perry help him find his wife…or is she just gone, girl?
Read the first chapter of this new novella for free at Wattpad! The rest of the ebook will be available soon — for free!
January 22, 2015
Portland Wizard World Comic Con This Weekend
I'll be signing (and selling books) all three days this weekend at Portland's Wizard World Comic Con. The convention runs January 23-25, 2015. Click here for more information or tickets.
January 4, 2015
Harper Perennial Ebook Sales Ends 1/6
Two days left to get both of my nonfiction books for $1.99!
Literary Rogues: On sale at all ebook retailers (US) for $1.99 through January 6th.
Great Philosophers Who Failed At Love: On sale at all ebook retailers (US) for $1.99 through January 6th.
December 22, 2014
The Shelf On the Elf: Review
"If you’re looking for something tart to cut the holiday sweetness, Shaffer offers a naughty little treat." – The Gazette
Read the full review at The Gazette!
The Shelf on the Elf: Holiday Leftovers collects five off-beat, humorous holiday essays and short stories by New York Times bestseller Andrew Shaffer, one of which ("Hunting Season") was written exclusively for the collection. This book has it all: Santa Claus, holiday pickles, knife-wielding maniacs.
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