Andrew Shaffer's Blog, page 3
May 21, 2016
March 7, 2016
"Ghosts from Our Past" Excerpt
Until we have an excerpt from Ghosts from Our Past to share, please enjoy these blueprints of the Ghostbusters' new technology, which will appear in Ghosts from Our Past. Reprinted here courtesy of the Kenneth P. Higgins Institute of Science.


March 4, 2016
February 22, 2016
Ghost from Our Past: Signed and Personalized Pre-Order
You can now PRE-ORDER a signed (and personalized!) copy of Ghosts from Our Past from Jan's Paperbacks, my local indie bookstore in Oregon.
There is NO EXTRA CHARGE (beyond shipping) for this service! International shipping available (call Jan's for a quote).

Visit Jan's Online to Pre-Order
All pre-orders will ship the week of July 12th, following my reading and signing on July 11th.
February 20, 2016
New on Wattpad: Catsby
Jay Z. Catsby throws the sickest parties on the Jersey Shore. His neighbor Dick has heard all the rumors: Catsby killed a man. He’s richer than Blue Ivy. He’s Hugh Jackman’s butt double in the X-Men movies.
Nothing can prepare Dick for the truth: He’s a furry who spends his days and nights in a cat costume, pining away for Dick’s cousin Dandelion, a manic-pixie dream yuppie living in Park Slope with her brutish husband. Against everyone’s better judgment—but much to the reader’s amusement—Catsby begins an affair with Dandelion that may cost him all nine of his lives.
Begin reading the serialized novel for free on Wattpad! New parts will be posted weekly.


February 14, 2016
February 9, 2016
Win a Ticket to the Rose City Romance Writers Cocktail Hour
Want to have drinks with me, Tiffany Reisz, Delilah Marvelle, Jessa Slade, and over a dozen other writers in Portland, Oregon later this month? Enter for a chance to win a free ticket (local Oregon/Washington residents only, please) or buy your ticket now so you don't miss out!

February 5, 2016
Ghostbusters Merch Revealed!
This week, Sony revealed plenty of new merchandise on the way for the new Ghostbusters, including Ghosts from Our Past: Both Literally and Figuratively: The Study of the Paranormal and a host of other tie-in books!

via Ghostbusters Mania on Facebook
February 2, 2016
Edgar Allan Pole: The Collected Edition
"A disgusting piece of trash so repulsive I had to read it twice just to be sure I was offended. And then again, in case I missed something the first two times.” — Megan Hart, New York Times bestselling author

In The Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions, Edgar Allan Pole (aka Andrew Shaffer) digs up seven of Edgar Allan Poe’s best-loved stories and gives them a post-mortem makeover.
This new edition includes all six previously published Edgar Allan Pole short stories, as well as a new tale exclusive to this ebook ("The Gold Buns," a twisted take on "The Gold-Bug"). And just look at that spiffy new cover!
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies jumpstarted the literary mash-up genre; Pole’s twisted take on classic Poe short stories such as “The Tell-Tale Heart” and “The Fall of the House of Usher” will pound the final nail into the genre’s coffin.
Buy the ebook online: Amazon Kindle • B&N Nook • Google Play • iBooks • Smashwords
February 1, 2016
Stanley Hotel Writers Retreat — Registration Closing Soon
Calling all writers! Join me — and a dozen other authors including headliner Chuck Palahniuk — at the annual Halloween writers and readers retreat at the historic and haunted birthplace of Stephen King's The Shining, The Stanley Hotel in beautiful Estes Park, Colorado. Late registration has been extended over at IndieGogo (limited to 100 participants).
