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5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth and Other Useful Guides
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2010
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My Dog: The Paradox: A Lovable Discourse about Man's Best Friend (Volume 3) (The Oatmeal)
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2013
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The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances (Volume 5) (The Oatmeal)
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2014
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Why Grizzly Bears Should Wear Underpants (Volume 4)
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2013
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Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby
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2019
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How to Be Perfectly Unhappy
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2017
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If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men
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2017
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404 Not Found: A Coloring Book by The Oatmeal (Volume 6)
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When Your House is Burning Down, You Should Brush Your Teeth
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2013
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It's Going to Be Okay
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2015
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“Anything that smiles often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.”
― 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth and Other Useful Guides
― 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth and Other Useful Guides
“Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.”
― The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances (Volume 5)
― The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances (Volume 5)
“marathon: (noun)
A popular form of overpriced torture wherein participants wake up at ass-o-clock in the morning and stand in the freezing cold until it's time to run, at which point they miserably trot for a god-awful interval of time that could be better spent sleeping in and/or consuming large quantities of beer and cupcakes.
See also: masochism, awfulness, "a bunch of bullshit", boob-chafing, cupcake deprivation therapy”
― The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances (Volume 5)
A popular form of overpriced torture wherein participants wake up at ass-o-clock in the morning and stand in the freezing cold until it's time to run, at which point they miserably trot for a god-awful interval of time that could be better spent sleeping in and/or consuming large quantities of beer and cupcakes.
See also: masochism, awfulness, "a bunch of bullshit", boob-chafing, cupcake deprivation therapy”
― The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances (Volume 5)
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