T. Strange's Blog, page 33
February 28, 2014
Wife: (half asleep) What are you doing?
Me: Taking off my socks.
Wife: What are you doing?!!!
Me: ...taking off my socks?
Wife: What does taking off your socks do?!
Me: ...
Wife: *looking up dog pictures* What does pom stand for?
Me: *thinking for a moment* Pomeranian.
Wife: I was going to say pomegranate.
Me: ...me too!
My wife said that the other day…totally made me think of...

My wife said that the other day…totally made me think of this.
"I’ve spent so much time in my head and in my heart that I forgot to live in my body."
- Tara Hardy, Bone Marrow (via showslow)
February 27, 2014
asifitwereachoice:
The love story in Holes is so underrated.
February 26, 2014
play-like-a-stone:
funnyordie:
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February 25, 2014
My wife and I stuck our heads into Build-A-Bear today.
We saw a set that came with a scarf and...
My wife and I stuck our heads into Build-A-Bear today.
We saw a set that came with a scarf and broom, so we thought it must be Harry Potter related. But we couldn’t figure out why there was a pipe. We finally gave up and read the label.
It was Frosty the Snowman.
When I was little, I thought Princess Di was Princess Dye, and I had a vague idea that she was some...
When I was little, I thought Princess Di was Princess Dye, and I had a vague idea that she was some sort of fictional character for hair dye ads. I always pictured her with rainbow hair.
…it wasn’t until her funeral that I learned who she was. I got to stay up late and watch it. :)
Today my wife told me that the song “Popular” from Wicked always makes her think of...
Today my wife told me that the song “Popular” from Wicked always makes her think of Courfeyrac singing to Marius.
I seriously had a laughgasm. It’s so perfect.
intosnarkness:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with...
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat
and it got upgraded to first class
without me