T. Strange's Blog, page 134

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constant-tides:

human-cartography:

fleshcircus:

queernonywolf:

Salvador Dali taking his Anteater for a walk, Paris 1969.

this mother fucker

had an ant eater.

After seeing this for the thousandth time, I’m quite sure I’ll never amount to this level of awesome.

Literally my favourite picture.

Love that man

May I also point out his cane?

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"Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement. In a..."

“Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement. In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive. Ambition is only understood if it’s to rise to the top of some imaginary ladder of success. Someone who takes an undemanding job because it affords him the time to pursue other interests and activities is considered a flake. A person who abandons a career in order to stay home and raise children is considered not to be living up to his potential-as if a job title and salary are the sole measure of human worth. You’ll be told in a hundred ways, some subtle and some not, to keep climbing, and never be satisfied with where you are, who you are, and what you’re doing. There are a million ways to sell yourself out, and I guarantee you’ll hear about them.”

- Bill Watterson (via mikekarnell)

My friend’s phone autocorrected my name to ‘fanciest’ today. Actually, one of my...

My friend’s phone autocorrected my name to ‘fanciest’ today. 

Actually, one of my nicknames used to be (and still is, to my sister) Tinker, because that’s what Word changed my name to. 

…also, my phone always tries to censor me. It always changes ‘fuck’ to ‘duck’. 

leftforbed:leftforbed:mcsnuggie:true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat...

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it
pull it
twist it

harder
better
faster
stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

odditiesoflife:Leafy Sea DragonsThese stunning sea dragon...

odditiesoflife:

Leafy Sea Dragons

These stunning sea dragon pictures illuminate their mysterious beauty and extraordinary adaptations. The near-invisibility of their fins gives the sea dragons the appearance of floating seaweed that is drifting with the currents. Instead of scales, they have protective armor to ward off predators. The row of spines along their backs can also wound attackers. At other times they will curl into balls like porcupines in self defense. Truly extraordinary creatures.

cluckyeschickens:Peter Kelly

cluckyeschickens:

Peter Kelly

On a lighter note, the bag I used for the kitty litter was full of holes (and now I’ve got...

On a lighter note, the bag I used for the kitty litter was full of holes (and now I’ve got Bofur in my head), so my tuxedo cat is kindly sweeping the spilled litter into piles.

I’m never sure if he’s doing this because:

a) he’s kind of obsessive compulsive (which he is)

b) he genuinely wants to help (this seems unlikely, given that he’s a cat)

c) he’s commenting on my poor housekeeping skills