My friend’s phone autocorrected my name to ‘fanciest’ today. Actually, one of my...

My friend’s phone autocorrected my name to ‘fanciest’ today. 

Actually, one of my nicknames used to be (and still is, to my sister) Tinker, because that’s what Word changed my name to. 

…also, my phone always tries to censor me. It always changes ‘fuck’ to ‘duck’.