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February 22, 2014

Call for Submissions: Female Fantasy Erotica

A couple days ago, I posted Rachel Kramer Bussel's other call for subs with a March 1st deadline, which you can read here. Today it's Female Fantasy Erotica:


Call for Submissions: Female Fantasy Erotica, March 1 deadlineTo be published by Cleis Press 
This collection of erotica will feature female protagonists living out their hottest fantasies. From vanilla kinky, single to partnered, from 18 to elderly, I'm looking for stories of all sorts of women (transgender characters are also welcome) exploring new aspects of their sexuality. For inspiration, feel free to check out a list by Violet Blue of common sexual fantasies, but stories must capture what about that particular fantasy for that particular character is so compelling and make it red-hot to work for this book, and authors are encouraged to be creative, daring and provocative with exploring the definition of fantasy and how it plays out for your character. All characters should be over 18. No nonconsensual scenes. No bestiality, scat or incest. No poetry. Please see my anthologies Orgasmic, Women in Lust, and Fast Girls for examples of the kinds of stories I'm looking for. Unpublished stories only (this includes blogs and websites). 
How to submit: Send double spaced Times or Times New Roman 12 point black font Word document with pages numbered (.doc, not .docx) OR RTF of 1,500-4,000 word story. Indent the first line of each paragraph half an inch and double space (regular double spacing, do not add extra lines between paragraphs or do any other irregular spacing). US grammar (double quotation marks around dialogue, etc.) required. Only submit your final, best version of the story you are submitting. Do not send multiple versions of the same story. Include your legal name (and pseudonym if applicable), mailing address, and 50 word or less bio in the third person to fantasyantho@gmail.com. If you are using a pseudonym, please provide your real name as well as your pseudonym and make it clear which one you’d like to be credited as. For the smoothest editorial process, please double check that the byline you are using with your submission is the byline you'd want published. You will receive a confirmation within 72 hours. I will get back to you by September 2014. I cannot give any feedback on rejected submissions.  
Payment: $50 and 2 copies of the book on publication  
Deadline: March 1, 2014 (earlier submissions strongly encouraged)  
About the editor: Rachel Kramer Bussel (rachelkramerbussel.com) is the editor of over 50 anthologies, including The Big Book of Orgasms, Baby Got Back: Anal Erotica, Serving Him, Best Bondage Erotica 2011, 2012 and 2013, Irresistible, Gotta Have It, Women in Lust Orgasmic, Fast Girls, Passion, Peep Show, Bottoms Up, Spanked, The Mile High Club, Do Not Disturb, He’s on Top, She’s on Top, Tasting Him, Tasting Her, Crossdressing, and Dirty Girls. Her writing has been published in over 100 anthologies, including Susie Bright’s X: The Erotic Treasury, Best American Erotica 2004 and 2006, and Zane’s Purple Panties and the New York Times bestseller Succulent: Chocolate Flava II. She has written for Cosmopolitan, The Daily Beast, Fresh Yarn, Inked, Mediabistro, Newsday, New York Post, Penthouse, The Root, Salon, Time Out New York, xoJane, Zink and other publications. Giselle Renarde
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Published on February 22, 2014 09:52

February 21, 2014

At Your Mercy: A Spanking in the Woods


Take a dominating older man, a bratty younger woman, a dysfunctional non-relationship, and what do you get?

Hot, hard spankings in the woods.

He's married and she's engaged, but that doesn’t stop Mercedes from meeting Simon in the woods. She can’t help worrying, though. What if they’re spotted together? She doesn't want word getting back to his wife or her fiancé. More than that, Mercedes hates the way people look at them in public: an older man chasing after a younger woman's body, and a gold-digging girl who's only in it for the money.

So what if that’s the truth? So what if Simon pays her for sex? She still resents the assumption…

Here's a taste. Just a little one:
“Get on your knees, Mercy.” He unbuckled his braided leather belt with one hand while she sucked like crazy on the other. “Get down there and give me what I’m paying for.”

“Mmm-mmm.” She shook her head, the refusal muffled by the fingers in her mouth.

“Yes, I think you will.” His voice had a sing-song quality to it, like a nanny softly cajoling her charge into action.

Mercedes pulled his fingers from between her lips. “Are you insane? We’ll get arrested. I don’t know why I even agreed to meet you out here. If I’m not back at the office in…”

Simon unzipped his khakis.

At Your Mercy: A Spanking in the Woods is available from:

All Romance: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-atyourmercyaspankinginthewoods-1426009-147.html
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IJQ6TP2
Amazon UK: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00IJQ6TP2
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Published on February 21, 2014 11:30

February 20, 2014

Deadline's Approaching for Best Bondage Erotica 2015

I'm stealing this from http://www.cleispress.com, where you can find many other calls for submissions from Rachel Kramer Bussel and a host of amazing editors.

If you write your bondage hot, Best Bondage Erotica is the place to be. 

Best Bondage Erotica 2015
Editor: Rachel Kramer Bussel
Publisher: Cleis Press
Deadline: March 1, 2014
Payment: $50 and 2 copies of the book on publication

Best Bondage Erotica 2015 will collect the best bondage erotica stories around, focusing on a range of techniques, implements, characters and scenarios, from newbies to seasoned bondage players and everything in between. Bondage should be a central focus of the erotic element of the story but the plot does not have to hinge on bondage. The final book will include stories focused on both the physical and mental aspects of bondage, from varying points of view. Bondage plus other sexual activity is welcome (spanking, tickling, exhibitionism, voyeurism, intercourse, oral sex, teasing, etc.). Original, unique, creative characters, settings, scenarios and forms of bondage are encouraged. As befitting the title, I'm looking for the best, hottest, most creative bondage erotica for this collection. All genders/sexual orientations welcome. No poetry.

Original stories strongly preferred, but reprints of work published (or slated to be published) between September 2013 and November 2014 will be considered but will be given lower priority than original work and author MUST include original publication information and retain reprint rights. All characters must be over 18; no incest or bestiality. Please see Best Bondage Erotica 2011, 2012, 2013 or 2014 or my other kinky Cleis Press anthologies (Serving Him, Anything for You, Cheeky Spanking Stories, Bottoms Up, Spanked, Yes, Sir, Yes, Ma'am, He's on Top, She's on Top) for an idea of the kinds of stories I prefer. I will consider up to two stories per author.

How to submit: Send double spaced Times or Times New Roman 12 point black font Word document with pages numbered (.doc, not .docx) OR RTF of 1,500-4,000 word story. Indent the first line of each paragraph half an inch and double space (regular double spacing, do not add extra lines between paragraphs or do any other irregular spacing). US grammar (double quotation marks around dialogue, etc.) required. DO NOT submit multiple versions of your story; submit ONLY your final, complete, edited version of the story.

Include your legal name (and pseudonym if applicable), mailing address, and 50 word or less bio in the third person to bestbondage2015@gmail.com. If you are using a pseudonym, please provide your real name as well as your pseudonym and make it clear which one you'd like to be credited as. You will receive a confirmation within 72 hours. I will get back to you by September 2014. I cannot give any feedback on rejected submissions.

Payment: $50 and 2 copies of the book on publication

Deadline: March 1, 2014 (earlier submissions strongly encouraged)

I've been seeing numerous recent submissions that do not conform to my guidelines. They are there for a reason. Please read and follow them. If you have any questions, please contact me at bestbondage2015@gmail.com

About the editor: Rachel Kramer Bussel is the editor of over 50 anthologies, including The Big Book of Orgasms, Baby Got Back: Anal Erotica, Serving Him, Best Bondage Erotica 2011, 2012 and 2013, Irresistible, Gotta Have It, Women in Lust, Orgasmic, Fast Girls, Passion, Peep Show, Bottoms Up, Spanked, The Mile High Club, Do Not Disturb, He’s on Top, She’s on Top, Tasting Him, Tasting Her, Crossdressing, and Dirty Girls. Her writing has been published in over 100 anthologies, including Susie Bright’s X: The Erotic Treasury, Best American Erotica 2004 and 2006, and Zane’s Purple Panties and the New York Times bestseller Succulent: Chocolate Flava II. She has written for Cosmopolitan, The Daily Beast, Fresh Yarn, Inked, Mediabistro, Newsday, New York Post, Penthouse, The Root, Salon, Time Out New York, xoJane, Zink and other publications. Giselle Renarde
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Published on February 20, 2014 11:28

February 18, 2014

Lexi Wood's been up to no good... (yes, we're talking taboo erotica)

A certain sock puppet called Lexi Wood has recently taken over my computer and my self-publishing accounts. Not just that--she also convinced me to create book covers for this new series of taboo smut she's cooked up.

Her stories are about Uncle Larry, whose wife has just left him, and his niece Theresa, who's come to live with him and babysit his boys for the summer.  Even though they're only related by marriage, they know how wrong it would be if they surrendered to temptation... but I have a feeling they'll go through with it anyway. That sort of thing tends to happen in smut.

The first story is available now: 

In The Pool With Uncle Larry (at Smashwords)

In The Pool With Taboo Larry (at Amazon)


By day, she takes care of his kids. By night, she takes care of him.

Oh, there are about a million reasons why Theresa should keep her paws off Larry. For starters, he’s her uncle. In case that’s not enough, she’s been playing nanny to his kids since their mother ran off. When Uncle Larry catches Theresa alone in the pool at two in the morning (and doing more than just skinny dipping), they can’t resist any longer. Why does something so wrong feel so right?

There’s no way the boys—or anyone else—can find out what’s really going on. It’s too taboo…



Buy Now!Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IIQ4U9AAmazon UK: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00IIQ4U9A
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/409876
 
***

LEXI WOOD is a sock puppet who came to life one night while her keeper was out picking up Chinese food. When nobody’s around, she bashes her face against a typewriter until stories come out. And those stories are shocking.

Lexi’s exterior is 53% acrylic, 37% nylon, and 10% recycled tinsel. On the inside, she’s full of bloodlust, wanderlust, lust-lust, bathtub gin, and pills she found on the floor. She also got into those tranquilizers you give your cat to get it in the travel carrier. You shouldn’t leave those things lying around.

Handmade in Vulgaria.

When she’s feeling dirty, Lexi likes to be held in soapy water and rubbed vigorously. In her spare time, she sits on the shelf, waiting for someone to shove a fist in her hole. Giselle Renarde
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Published on February 18, 2014 18:22

February 17, 2014

Obligatory Family Day Post (or "Watching Downton Abbey With My Mother")

Today is a holiday in Ontario.  It's "Family Day." Usually I blog about that as a concept, but after spending yesterday with my mom and a couple of my siblings, I'm just going to post this conversation that happened during Downton Abbey (it was LAST week's episode, which I'd missed):

Mom: I've never seen this show before.

Me: It's a soap opera.

Mom: Who is that?

Me: Anna. She's a maid.

Mom: Oooh... what happened?

Me: She was raped.

Mom: By him?

Me: No. That's the Earl. He owns the house.

Mom: Is that girl a maid too?

Me: (laughing) No, that's Lady Mary.  She's one of the Earl's daughters. She sort of runs the house. Kind of.

Mom: Is that the Head Servant?

Me: The butler, yes.

Mom: Is that the girl who was attacked?

Me: No, that's Lady Edith. Her fiancee is missing.

Mom: I wonder how they get their hair like that.  Do you think they... (Sorry, guys, my mom talked about hair over an entire scene and I don't remember a word she said, until:) ...and then they'd put pins in it, like bobby pins, to keep the curls in place.

Me: Okay.

Mom: Oh... HER!

Me: Maggie Smith.

Mom: She's in this?

Me: Yes.

Mom: Is that the girl who was attacked?

Me: No, that's Lady Edith again.

Mom: Do they always talk about pigs this much?

Me: Yes, Downton Abbey is 50% pigs.

(my sister walks into the room)

Sister: This episode was on last week.

Me: I know. I missed it.

Mom: I've never seen this show before.

Sister: What? We watched it together last week.

Mom: Hmmm... I thought I'd never seen it before.

Sister: We watched this EXACT episode last week!

Mom: I must have fallen asleep.

Sister: No, you didn't. You asked me questions through the entire thing.

Mom: Do you know how they get their hair like that?

Sister: THAT'S WHAT YOU ASKED ME LAST WEEK!

(aaaaand scene)

Happy Family Day.
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Published on February 17, 2014 12:42

February 14, 2014

#MySexySaturday Get Your Free Review Copy of KINKSTERS This Weekend Only

Did you hear?  Did you HEAR?  Kinksters: 12 Stories of Wild Group Sex, Bisexual Fun and Kinky Pleasures is back on the market.  In fact, it was just released yesterday!

This week's My Sexy Saturday theme couldn't come at a better time, because Kinksters is all about characters who are proud of their fetishes, proud of their kinks, and proud of their sexual bodies.

If you're a fan of kinky bisexual erotica and you're interested in receiving a FREE e-copy of this 50,000+ word anthology in exchange for an honest review of the book on Amazon, keep reading!

First, a sample of 7 sentences from one of the MMF menage stories, The OTHER Other Woman (a story about a girl who just assumes her married lover's ex was a woman. Nope...):
“Don’t be too hard on Garret," Michael said.  "He’s one of the gentlest, loveliest men I’ve ever known.”
As Edith pondered the guy’s blond curls and boyish good looks, an image took her from behind: an image of his cherubic pink lips against Garret’s, of his manicured hands unbuttoning Garret’s pressed white shirt.
Edith gasped.  “You’re the other other woman!”
“Something like that,” he replied, with a forlorn grin.  “You’re disappointed...?”

Kinksters contains the following 12 stories:

1. Knowing the Ropes2. Five Body Blade3. Elementary, My Dear Kathryn4. Honey Trap5. In the Eye6. Waxing is for Pussies7. The Other Other Woman8. Tisha and Narine’s Afterhours Fetish Party9. Wonderful Wing Boys10. Debbie Does Dalhousie11. Rainbow Night12. Lesbukake
Now, remember how I said you could get a FREE copy of Kinksters in exchange for an honest Amazon review once you've read it?  Yup!  Let's do this thang!
This weekend only, you can comment on THIS POST with your email address and the type of file you'd prefer (pdf, mobi, epub) and I will send you a copy on Monday.

Kinky couples are great, but nothing beats a big group of kinksters!
In this anthology by kinky queer Canadian Giselle Renarde, a Domme and sub share their anal fetish with an old friend while a sword collector pays five young men to fulfill her sex swing fantasy. Geeky grad students chase tornadoes and tail while an unapologetic cougar gets licked by three college girls. There’s an all-girl waxing session, a vintage clothing enthusiast who’s shocked to discover her lover’s “other woman” is actually a man, and a bureaucrat whose male escorts happen to be angels. All this and so much more is waiting for you in KINKSTERS.
Ready... set... KINK!
And if you want this baby in paperback, it's now available from Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/KINKSTERS-Stories-Group-Bisexual-Pleasures/dp/1495460258/ 
Get more sexy at My Sexy Saturday! Giselle Renarde
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Published on February 14, 2014 23:15

A Kinky Gift for that Special Someone on Valentine's Day

See that sparkly-ass sign up there? That's what my girlfriend gave me for Valentine's Day. According to the tag on the back, it cost her $3 at Dollarama.  I'd say she overpaid, but I'm just not that into sparkly junk from the dollar store. We don't usually exchange gifts for Valentine's Day (I didn't get her anything), and I guess you might say something is better than nothing... but it's not.

Sweet also gave me some great sex, though. If I associate this stupid sparkly gift with the way she kissed me today... okay, it kinda makes me smile.  I haven't thrown it in a dumpster yet, so that's something.

Speaking of great sex and Valentine's Day gifts, today is the re-release date for my anthology Kinksters: 12 Stories of Wild Group Sex, Bisexual Fun and Kinky Pleasures
Buy it for yourself, buy it for your sweetheart, buy it for your kinkiest friend or, hell, buy it for your mother--I won't judge.  Buy the ebook today and you'll get it right now. Most retailers have a way to send an ebook as a gift, if you're giving it away.Buy the paperback and, okay, you won't get it immediately but you'll end up something you can hold in your hands.

Kinky couples are great, but nothing beats a group of kinksters!

In this anthology by kinky queer Canadian Giselle Renarde, a Domme and sub share their fetish with an old friend while a sword collector pays five young men to fulfill her sex swing fantasy. Geeky grad students chase tornadoes and tail while an unapologetic cougar gets licked by three college girls.

A gorgeous restaurant manager plots to take down her boss, only to discover he’s two steps ahead. There’s an all-girl waxing session, a vintage clothing enthusiast who’s shocked to discover her lover’s “other woman” is actually a man, and a bureaucrat whose male escorts happen to be angels.

Six socialites switch partners for a Rainbow Night to remember, but not before an athletic team takes bondage to the next level. To top it all, a room full of lesbians lose it over a tattooed femme in Lesbukake.

Twelve sexy stories are ready and waiting. On your mark… get set… KINK!
Table of Contents
1. Knowing the Ropes2. Five Body Blade3. Elementary, My Dear Kathryn4. Honey Trap5. In the Eye6. Waxing is for Pussies7. The Other Other Woman8. Tisha and Narine’s Afterhours Fetish Party9. Wonderful Wing Boys10. Debbie Does Dalhousie11. Rainbow Night12. Lesbukake
Where can you get your copy?  Right here:

B&N: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kinksters-giselle-renarde/1118605549?ean=9781495460258Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/405431All Romance Ebooks: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-kinksters12storiesofwildgroupsexbisexualfunandkinkypleasures-1420223-147.htmlAmazon: http://www.amazon.com/KINKSTERS-Stories-Group-Bisexual-Pleasures/dp/1495460258/Coffee Time Romance: http://www.coffeetimeromance.com/BookStore/pubs_product_book_info/indie-authors-giselle-renarde-c-152_193/kinksters-wild-group-sex-bisexual-fun-and-kinky-pleasures-p-11807CreateSpace: https://www.createspace.com/4657279 
Happy Valentine's Day and Enjoy!
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Published on February 14, 2014 00:31

February 12, 2014

The OTHER Other Woman

Remember this MMF menage story from Oysters & Chocolate? 

No? 

Well, then you're missing out.  Readers loved The Other Other Woman--I remember one comment that was something like "All literary erotica should be written like this."  I think?  It was something along those lines. 

I should really write things down.

Anyhoo, now that I have a few self-publishing accounts under my belt, I'm working hard to make my erotica available as ebooks.  The Other Other Woman's been wishing and waiting for weeks, and I finally got a chance to start uploading last night.

If you want to get your hands on this erotic tale of a Canadian exchange student in England, it's only $0.99 at most vendors (I know, right?) so you should absolutely snap it up.

When Edith discovers that her married lover Garret had an affair once before, she assumes he cheated with a woman. Garret doesn't correct her mistake. To satisfy her lust for new sexual experiences, she convinced him to invite "the other other woman" into their relationship. Imagine her surprise when Michael appears on the scene...Menage erotica from award-winning author Giselle Renarde. Word Count: 4,000
Get it at All Romance: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-theotherotherwoman-1418675-341.html
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IEA469O
Amazon UK: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00IEA469O
Amazon Canada: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00IEA469O
Amazon Australia: https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B00IEA469O


The Other Other Woman also appears in the second edition of my anthology KINKSTERS, which comes out on Friday--Valentine's Day!  Get a discount when you pre-order at Coffee Time Romance. Giselle Renarde
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Published on February 12, 2014 14:20

February 11, 2014

It's Coming So Soon I Can Taste It! (plus a coupon for a free book!)

In case you haven't heard, the second edition of my group sex anthology KINKSTERS is coming out on Friday.

The first edition contained 10 stories. This new edition contains 12, and there have been a few changes to the line-up, so I'd like to show you the new table of contents:

1. Knowing the Ropes
2. Five Body Blade
3. Elementary, My Dear Kathryn
4. Honey Trap
5. In the Eye
6. Waxing is for Pussies
7. The Other Other Woman
8. Tisha and Narine’s Afterhours Fetish Party
9. Wonderful Wing Boys
10. Debbie Does Dalhousie
11. Rainbow Night
12. Lesbukake

If some of those stories sound super-familiar, that's probably because I've made the majority of them available as ebooks.  "Honey Trap" is even featured here on the blog, in the FREE READS section.  It's one of the two stories in this collection where the "menage" aspect is more arm's length as opposed to hands on--yes, that means somebody's watching. Can I get a round of applause for voyeurism?

*wild cheers*

KINKSTERS contains a ton of kinky lesbian group sex.  Why?  Because I love kinky lesbian group sex.  If you do, too, and you just can't wait until KINKSTERS' exciting new release on Friday, I've got a special treat for you: a coupon code to get LESBUKAKE for free at Smashwords!

Did you hear that? Get LESBUKAKE for free!  Right now!

Here's how:

Go to the Smashwords page, here: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/395728
"Buy" it, but when you check out, enter this coupon code: GV42T
Yay!  You got a free book! 

The coupon is good until March 1, 2014. Get your freebie today!

And while you're at Smashwords, you might as well add KINKSTERS to your library so you don't forget to buy it on V-Day: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/405431

Or you could pre-order Kinksters (at a discounted price!) at Coffee Time Romance: http://www.coffeetimeromance.com/BookStore/pubs_product_book_info/indie-authors-giselle-renarde-c-152_193/kinksters-wild-group-sex-bisexual-fun-and-kinky-pleasures-p-11807

On Valentine's Day, KINKSTERS will also be available in print.  If you're not into e-books, feel free to hold out for the paperback.

Kinky couples are great, but nothing beats a big group of kinksters! In this anthology by kinky queer author Giselle Renarde, a lesbian couple shares their anal fetish with an old friend while a sword collector pays five young men to fulfill her sex swing fantasy. Geeky grad students chase tornados and tail while an unapologetic cougar gets licked by three college girls. A gorgeous restaurant manager plots to take down her boss, only to discover he’s two steps ahead. There’s an all-girl waxing session, a vintage clothing enthusiast who hops into bed with her lover and his ex-boyfriend, and a bureaucrat whose male escorts happen to be angels. Six socialites switch partners for a Rainbow Night to remember, but not before an athletic team takes bondage to the next level. To top it all, a room full of lesbians lose it over a tattooed femme in Lesbukake.Twelve sexy stories are ready and waiting. On your mark… get set… KINK!Giselle Renarde
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Published on February 11, 2014 19:15

February 8, 2014

What To Expect When You're Least Expecting it

I made kind of a big announcement yesterday at Oh Get A Grip! and it's time to share the news here at Donuts and Desires:

In 1999, I kept a diary.  It was the only year of my life I kept a diary, and good thing I did because it was tumultuous as hell.  Sure my best friend had cancer and my family was struggling, but when you're in love nothing else matters.

And I was intoxicated. Besotted. Obsessed.

With my teacher...


LIKE IT'S 1999: Diary of a Teenager in love with a Teacher will be available to the reading public March 14, 2014.

This ain't fiction, kids.

It's real life.

It's my life.Giselle Renarde
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Published on February 08, 2014 00:22