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Self-publishing Panel Discussion

Writers of the Weird, a scifi and fantasy writing group will hold this conference in the library in Suffern, NY on May 8 at 7:00 PM.  Panel Members will be Bard Bloom, Linda Zimmerman and Hank Quense...

Looking for Reviewers

I’m looking for courageous folks to read and review my new novel, Falstaff’s Big gamble.  I’m planning to launch it right after the summer.  It’s the latest in my Strange Worlds Stories All reviewers will...

Guest Blogger Dr George Edler: In Editing Scifi Stories

I love Lord of the Rings’ story line, but many literary professionals feel that the work needed a bit of editing. The same could be said of any number of Sci-Fi texts, including some of...

FNN Report: New Reality Show Revealed

FNN entertainment reporter Mia Diversion had an exclusive interview with independent TV producer, Pom Posity.  Mr Posity said he had a new reality show in production called “The Widower”.  In it, a dozen widows peruse...

A new review for Zaftan Miscreants

This one is short, but to the point:   “Loved the snarky absurdity of this book. I am going to go back and read the rest of what he has written.” A Goodreads review.  ...

FNN Report: Responsible Godhood Movement Gains Traction.

  Today, inspired by the Occupy Wall Street Movement, thousands of protesters gathered in front of churches and temples to decry the slipshod methods used by the Creator.  They demanded change and insisted on higher...

The Dodo Dragon Is Now Available

Today, Sheila Crosby launches her book, the Dodo Dragon, a collection of her short stories and novellas.  The book’s title comes from one of the short stories in the book.  I read an advance copy...

FNN Report: Secret Congressional Peace Talks Revealed

FNN has obtained exclusive information that the Democrats and Republicans in the House are in secret peace negotiations.  Another report says that the same is true in the Senate.  Our political reporter, Stacy Conundrum, has...

FNN Report: Sports Ciliches

  FNN sports reporter, Jock Strapper, has analyzed thousands of newspaper, TV and radio sports reports searching for the most overused cliches.  Here are his winners (losers?) 1) “We have to take it game at...

Alien Sex!

Have you ever wondered how aliens Do It? Wonder no  more.  My novel Zaftan Miscreants has an erotic sex scene in it. Between 2 hideous aliens.  Guaranteed to make you gag. Or laugh. Or both. One of...