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Falstaff’s Big Gamble is now available in ebook formats

Falstaff’s Big Gamble is Shakespeare’s Worst Nightmare.  It takes two of the Bard’s most famous plays, Hamlet and Othello, and recasts them in Gundarland.  There, Hamlet becomes a dwarf and Othello a dark elf.If that...

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FNN Report: NFL To Add Lawyers To Replay Booths

Jock Strapper, our sports reporter, has learned that the NFL plans to add lawyers to replay booths during the regular season.  Squads of lawyers from both teams will interpret the rules. According to a NFL source...

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Faux News Report: Taliban Mullah To Talk At Convention

FNN’s political reporter, Stacy Conundrum, reports from Tampa  that a Taliban mullah from Pakistan will speak in a secret session to Party leaders at the convention.  The mullah, unidentified since he will be in the country illegally for...

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Faux News Network Report: Romney Blames Issac on Obama

  FNN polical reporter Stacy Conundrum filed this report from Mitt Romney’s local headquarters where Romney spoke to the press about Issac.  He later  refused to take questions,   Mitt Romney: “Today, we have seen...

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Faux News Network: Looking for a Definition of Illegitimate Rape

  Faux News Network political reporter Stacy Conundrum filed this report earlier today about her investigation into the definition of illegitimate rape.   “I’ve contacted thirty-five Republican Congressmen and women today search for enlightenment.  So...

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Faux News Network Report: Mets Manager Confident of Last Place Finish

  FNN sports reporter Jock Strapper spoke exclusively with Mets manager Terry Collins about a last place finish based on  the team’s dismal play of late. Terry replied, “It’s what this franchise does.  We have...

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New Free Ebook Available: Zaftan Trilogy: Story Arc

Zaftan Triology: Story Arc is a book that covers the entire trilogy. It has the synopses of the first two books and a preview of what the third book will be about.  It also has...

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FNN Report: Exclusive Interview with Commodore Gongeblazn

  Faux News Network proudly presents Marcia Hammerhead, our Cultural Reporter, with an exclusive interview with Commodore Gongeblazn.  The Commodore is the star of the novel Zaftan Miscreants: Book 2 of the Zaftan Trilogy. ============================================================================= Marcia...

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Zaftan Miscreants: Recent reviews

  Want to read a scifi novel with a difference?  Then you want to get a copy of Zaftan Miscreants. It’s got humor, satire, an unusual cast, an alien sex scene, but most of all,...

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Guest Blogger Brian Holers: How Men Communicate

Today, I’m honored to have author Brian Holder on my blog.  He’s the author of the novel Doxolgy.  So, take it away, Brian. How men communicate I’ve been thinking about the subject of communication between...

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