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FNN Report: Senator Wants to Change Second Amendment

Faux News Network political reporter Stacy Conundrum filed this report from Washington about the Second Amendment. Today, Senator Joshua Blowhard (R) introduced legislation to change the Second Amendment, the one that protects gun rights. “It...

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Learn to Write Fiction

The Problem: Learning to write fiction on your own is a tough job.  There is much to learn and only a few ways to absorb that knowledge.  The Traditional Solutions: One way is to buy...

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FNN Sports Report: Mets Manager ‘Comfortable’ With Losing Streak

  Faux News Network reporter Jock Strapper talked to Mets manager Terry Collins and filed this report.  “The Mets tradition,” Collins said, “is to play over our heads in the first half of the season...

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Tales From Gundarland

Here are excerpts from various reviews for my Tales From Gundarland.  It has six humorous short stories and two novellas in it. It’s on sale at Smashwords during July.  Use coupon code  SSW25 to get...

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FNN Report: Romney Blames Drought on Obama

    FNN political reporter Stacy Conundrum spoke to a Romney operative and then filed this exclusive report.   In the increasingly bitter Presidential race between Romney vs Obama, the Romney campaign headquarters is putting...

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Falstaff’s Big Gamble: Coming soon!

    My newest novel, Falstaff’s Big Gamble will become available in ebook on September 1, 2012.  The paperback edition will be available on October 1, 2012. Want to learn more about this Shakespearean spoof? ...

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FNN Report: Texas Board of Ed Wants New Numbers

This Faux News Network exclusive report was filed by our political reporter Stacy Conundrum: The Texas Board of Education has announce a new initiative after it realized that America uses numbers developed by Moslems.  It...

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FNN Report: Heath Care Survey

The FNN Chief researcher, Josh Quizzical, conducted a telephone survey to find out what folks thought about the current political debate on the Health Care  law that is dominating political debate..  Here are the intriguing...

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July is Summer Ebook Discount Month

It’s time to stock up on books for summer reading.  Until July 31, all my Smashwords ebooks are discounted 25%.  Go to my page to see a list of books.   https://www.smashwords.com/profile/vi...    Use code...

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Faux News Network Op-Ed: Anti-Orwell

  (This is a special Faux News Network Opinion piece written by one of our reporters who requested anonymity in case some one objects to his opinion and sues him.) Have you noticed how many...