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August 13, 2023
Long-awaited Shtetl-Optimized Barbenheimer post! [warning: spoilers]
I saw Oppenheimer three weeks ago, but I didn’t see Barbie until this past Friday. Now, my scheduled flight having been cancelled, I’m on multiple redeyes on my way to a workshop on Large Language Models at the Simons Institute in Berkeley, organized by my former adviser and quantum complexity theorist Umesh Vazirani (!). What better occasion to review the two movies of the year, or possibly decade?
Shtetl-Optimized Review of Oppenheimer
Whatever its flaws, you should of course see it, if you haven’t yet. I find it weird that it took 80 years for any movie even to try to do justice to one of the biggest stories in the history of the world. There were previous attempts, even a risible opera (“Doctor Atomic”), but none of them made me feel for even a second like I was there in Los Alamos. This movie did. And it has to be good that tens of millions of people, raised on the thin gruel of TikTok and Kardashians and culture-war, are being exposed for the first time to a bygone age when brilliant and conflicted scientific giants agonized over things that actually mattered, such as the ultimate nature of matter and energy, life and death and the future of the world. And so the memory of that age will be kept alive for another generation, and some of the young viewers will no doubt realize that they can be tormented about things that actually matter as well.
This is a movie where General Groves, Lewis Strauss, Einstein, Szilard, Bohr, Heisenberg, Rabi, Teller, Fermi, and E.O. Lawrence are all significant characters, and the acting and much of the dialogue are excellent. I particularly enjoyed Matt Damon as Groves.
But there are also flaws [SPOILERS FOLLOW]:
1. Stuff that never happened. Most preposterously, Oppenheimer travels all the way from Los Alamos to Princeton, to have Einstein check the calculation suggesting that the atomic bomb could ignite the atmosphere.
2. Weirdly, but in common with pretty much every previous literary treatment of this material, the movie finds the revocation of Oppenheimer’s security clearance a far more riveting topic than either the actual creation of the bomb or the prospect of global thermonuclear war. Maybe half the movie consists of committee hearings.
3. The movie misses the opportunity to dramatize almost any of the scientific turning points, from Szilard’s original idea for a chain reaction to the realization of the need to separate U-235 to the invention of the implosion design—somehow, a 3-hour movie didn’t have time for any of this.
4. The movie also, for some reason, completely misses the opportunity to show Oppenheimer’s anger over the bombing of Nagasaki, three days after Hiroshima—a key turning point in the story it’s trying to tell.
5. There’s so much being said, by actors speaking quickly and softly and often imitating European accents, that there’s no hope of catching it all. I’ll need to watch it again with subtitles.
Whatever it gets wrong, this movie does a good job exploring the fundamental irony of the Manhattan Project, that the United States is being propelled into its nuclear-armed hegemony by a group of mostly Jewish leftists who constantly have affairs and hang out with Communists and deeply distrust the government and are distrusted by it.
The movie clearly shows how much grief Oppenheimer gets from both sides: to his leftist friends he’s a sellout; to the military brass he’s potentially disloyal to the United States. For three hours of screen time, he’s constantly pressed on what he actually believes: does he support building the hydrogen bomb, or not? Does he regret the bombing of Hiroshima and (especially) Nagasaki? Does he believe that the US nuclear plans should be shared with Stalin? Every statement in either direction seems painfully wrung from him, as if he’s struggling to articulate a coherent view, or buffeted around by conflicting loyalties and emotions, even while so many others seem certain. In that way, he’s an avatar for the audience.
Anyway, yeah, see it.
Shtetl-Optimized Review of Barbie
A friend-of-the-blog, who happens to be one of the great young theoretical physicists of our time, opined to me that Barbie was a far more interesting movie than Oppenheimer and “it wasn’t even close.” Having now seen both, I’m afraid I can’t agree.
I can best compare my experience watching Barbie to that of watching a two-hour-long episode of South Park—not one of the best episodes, but one that really runs its satircal premise into the ground. Just like with South Park, there’s clearly an Important Commentary On Hot-Button Cultural Issues transpiring, but the commentary has been reflected through dozens of funhouse mirrors and then ground up into slurry, with so many layers of self-aware meta-irony that you can’t keep track of what point is being made, and then fed to hapless characters who are little more than the commentary’s mouthpieces. This is often amusing and interesting, but it rarely makes you care about the characters.
Is Barbie a feminist movie that critiques patriarchy and capitalism? Sort of, yes, but it also subverts that, and subverts the subversion. To sum up [SPOILERS FOLLOW], Barbieland is a matriarchy, where everyone seems pretty happy except for Ken, who resents how Barbie ignores him. Then Barbie and Ken visit the real world, and discover the real world is a patriarchy, where Mattel is controlled by a board of twelve white men (the real Mattel’s board has 7 men and 5 women), and where Barbie is wolf-whistled at and sexually objectified, which she resents despite not knowing what sex is.
Ken decides that patriarchy is just what Barbieland needs, and most importantly, will finally make Barbie need and appreciate him. So he returns and institutes it—both Barbies and Kens think it’s a wonderful idea, as they lack “natural immunity.” Horrified at what’s transpired, Barbie hatches a plan with the other Barbies to restore Barbieland to its rightful matriarchy. She also decisively rejects Ken’s advances. But Ken no longer minds, because he’s learned an important lesson about not basing his self-worth on Barbie’s approval. Barbie, for her part, makes the fateful choice to become a real, mortal woman and live the rest of her life in the real world. In the final scene—i.e., the joke the entire movie has been building up to—Barbie, filled with childlike excitement, goes for her first visit to the gynecologist.
What I found the weirdest is that this is a movie about gender relations, clearly aimed at adults, yet where sex and sexual desire and reproduction have all been taken off the table—explicitly so, given the constant jokes about the Barbies and Kens lacking genitalia and not knowing what they’re for. Without any of the biological realities that differentiate men from women in the first place, or (often enough) cause them to seek each other’s company, it becomes really hard to make sense of the movie’s irony-soaked arguments about feminism and patriarchy. In Barbieland, men and women are just two tribes, one obsessed with “brewsky beers,” foosball, guitar, and The Godfather; the other with shoes, hairstyles, and the war on cellulite. There’s no fundamental reason for any conflict between the two.
Well, except for one thing: Ken clearly needs Barbie’s affection, until he’s inexplicably cured of that need at the end. By contrast, no Barbies are ever shown needing any Kens for anything, or even particularly desiring the Kens’ company, except when they’ve been brainwashed into supporting the patriarchy. The most the movie manages to offer any straight males in the audience, at the very end, is well-wishes as they “Go Their Own Way”, and seek meaning in their lives without women.
For most straight men, I daresay, this would be an incredibly bleak message if it were true, so it’s fortunate that not even the movie’s creators seem actually to believe it. Greta Gerwig has a male partner, Noah Baumbach, with whom she co-wrote Barbie. Margot Robbie is married to a man named Tom Ackerley.
I suppose Barbie could be read as, among other things, a condemnation of male incel ideology, with its horrific desire to reinstitute the patriarchy, driven (or so the movie generously allows) by the incels’ all-too-human mistake of basing their entire self-worth on women’s affection, or lack thereof. If so, however, the movie’s stand-in for incels is … a buff, often shirtless Ryan Gosling, portraying the most famous fantasy boyfriend doll ever marketed to girls? Rather than feeling attacked, should nerdy, lovelorn guys cheer to watch a movie where even Ryan-Gosling-as-Ken effectively gets friendzoned, shot down, put in his place, reduced to a simpering beta just like they are? Yet another layer of irony tossed into the blender.
Testing GPT-4 with math plugins
A couple nights ago Ernie Davis and I put out a paper entitled Testing GPT-4 on Wolfram Alpha and Code Interpreter plug-ins on math and science problems. Following on our DALL-E paper with Gary Marcus, this was another “adversarial collaboration” between me and Ernie. I’m on leave to work for OpenAI, and have been extremely excited by the near-term applications of LLMs, while Ernie has often been skeptical of OpenAI’s claims, but we both want to test our preconceptions against reality. As I recently remarked to Ernie, we both see the same glass; it’s just that he mostly focuses on the empty half, whereas I remember how fantastical even a drop of water in this glass would’ve seemed to me just a few years ago, and therefore focus more on the half that’s full.
Anyway, here are a few examples of the questions I posed to GPT-4, with the recent plug-ins that enhance its calculation abilities:
If you fell into the black hole at the center of the Milky Way, how long would you have before hitting the singularity? [You’d have about a minute]
Approximately how much time would a commercial airliner save in going from New York to Tel Aviv, if it could go in a straight line, through a tunnel in the earth, at the same speed as usual? [I was on such a flight when I wrote this question, and must’ve been bored and impatient. The answer is ~50 minutes.]
Approximately how long would it take to transmit an entire human genome over a standard WiFi connection? [About 4 minutes, assuming no compression and a 25Mbps connection]
How does the total weight of all the uranium that humans mined, compare to the total weight of all the gold that they’ve mined? [About 13 times as much uranium]
Approximately how many errors will a standard laptop suffer over its lifetime, due to cosmic rays hitting the microchip? [Estimates vary widely, but maybe 2000]
What is the approximate probability that a randomly-chosen 100-digit integer is prime? [About 0.4%]
GPT-4 with plug-ins did very well on all of the questions above. Here, by contrast, is a question where it did poorly:
Assume that IQs are normally distributed, with a mean of 100 and a standard deviation of 15. For what n is there the maximum excess of people with an IQ of n over people with an IQ of n+1?
GPT-4 thought that there were two solutions, n~85 and n~115, rather than just a single solution (n~115).
Ernie, for his part, was more a fan of “pure pain” problems like the following:
A quantity of chlorine gas is in a right prism whose base is a triangle with sides 5cm, 7cm, and 4cm and whose altitude is 8cm. The temperature is the freezing point of mercury, and the pressure is 2 atmospheres. What is the mass of the chlorine?
GPT-4 actually aced the above problem. But it failed the majority of Ernie’s other problems, such as:
Viewed from Vega, what is the angle between Sirius and the Sun? [The answer is about 5.6 degrees. GPT thought, implausibly, that it was just 0.005 degrees, or that the answer would vary depending on the time of day.]
My personal favorite among Ernie’s problems was this one:
A physical process generates photons whose energies follow a random distribution of the following form: For positive energy e, the probability density at e is proportional to the value of e in a Gaussian distribution with mean 2 Ev and standard deviation 0.01 Ev. The probability of a negative value is zero. What is the expected value of the wavelength of a photon produced by this process? (Give the mathematical answer, assuming that the above description is exact, and assuming the standard relation between energy and wavelength in a photon. The answer is not physically plausible.)
The answer, in case you’re wondering, is “infinity.” On this problem, GPT-4 set up the integral perfectly correctly, then correctly fed it to WolframAlpha. But on getting the result, it apologized that “something went wrong,” it must’ve made a mistake, the integral seemed not to be converging, and there was a singularity at E=0 that would have to be dealt with by a change of variables. So it tried again. And again. And again. Each time, it got the same “mistaken” result, and each time it profusely apologized. Despite the explicit wording of the problem, GPT-4 never considered the possibility that the human would be so ridiculous as to give it a physics problem with an infinite answer.
Anyway, what did we learn from this exercise?
GPT-4 remains an endlessly enthusiastic B/B+ student in math, physics, and any other STEM field. By using the Code Interpreter or WolframAlpha plugins, it can correctly solve difficult word problems, involving a combination of tedious calculations, world knowledge, and conceptual understanding, maybe a third of the time—a rate that’s not good enough to be relied on, but is utterly astounding compared to where AI was just a few years ago.There’s no question that GPT-4 can now do better at calculation-heavy STEM problems with the plugins than it could do without them.We didn’t see that either the WolframAlpha or Code Interpreter plugin is clearly superior to the other. It’s possible that they’re incomparable, good for different things.When GPT-4 screwed up, it was often due to a “poor interface” between the language model and the plug-in—e.g. the model having no idea what call to make or how to recover when a call returned an error. Enormous gains seem to be possible by improving these interfaces.Sometimes, much like humans I’ve known, GPT-4 would do amazingly well at a difficult computation, then fumble a trivial final step (e.g., converting the answer into the requested units). Just like with I would with human students, I advocated for generous partial credit in such cases.I conjecture, although I don’t have empirical data to show this, that GPT-4 with math plug-ins used in “interactive mode”—with a human reformulating and clarifying the problems as needed, feeding ideas, checking the answers for plausibility, pointing out errors, etc.—could currently get excellent accuracy on these sorts of problems faster than either GPT-4 with math plug-ins alone, or all but the very best humans alone.July 25, 2023
Because they could
Why did 64 members of Israel’s Knesset just vote to change how the Israeli government operates, to give the Prime Minister and his cabinet nearly unchecked power as in autocratic regimes—even as the entire opposition walked out of the chamber rather than legitimize the vote, even as the largest protests in Israel’s history virtually shut down the country, even as thousands of fighter pilots and reservists of elite units like 8200 and Sayeret Matkal and others central to Israel’s security say that they’ll no longer report for duty?
On the other side of the world, why did California just vote to approve the “California Math Framework,” which (though thankfully watered down from its original version) will discourage middle schools from offering algebra or any “advanced” math at all, on the argument that offering serious math leads to “inequitable outcomes”? Why did they do this, even as the University of California system had recently rescinded its approval of the CMF’s fluffy “data science” alternative to the algebra/geometry/calculus pathway, and even as Jelani Nelson and other STEM experts testified about what a disaster the CMF would be, especially for the underprivileged and minority students who are its supposed beneficiaries?
In both cases, it seems to me that the answer is simply: Because they could. Because they had the votes.
For someone like me, who lives and dies by reasons and arguments, it’s endlessly frustrating that in both cases, we seem past the point of persuasion. If persuasion were possible, it would’ve happened already. For those who agree with me about the overwhelmingly lopsided verdict of reason on these matters, the only response seems to be: get the votes. Win the next round.
July 21, 2023
On students as therapy

This summer, I’m delighted to report, we’ve had four (!) students complete their PhDs in computer science through UT Austin’s Quantum Information Center:
Dr. Ruizhe Zhang, student of my wife Dana Moshkovitz, who’s worked on numerous topics in quantum algorithms, optimization, meta-complexity, and machine learning, and who’s continuing to a postdoc at the Simons Institute in Berkeley.Dr. Daniel Liang, student of me, who’s worked on efficient learning of stabilizer and near-stabilizer states, and who’s continuing to a postdoc at Rice University.Dr. Jiahui Liu, student of me, who’s worked on quantum copy-protection, quantum money, and other quantum cryptographic functionalities, and who’s continuing to a postdoc at MIT.Dr. William Kretschmer, student of me, who’s worked on quantum query complexity, oracle separations between quantum complexity classes, pseudorandom quantum states, and much more, and who’s continuing to a postdoc at the Simons Institute in Berkeley.A fifth, Dr. Yuxuan Zhang, completed his PhD in condensed-matter physics.
We also had two postdocs finish this summer:
Dr. Jason Pollack, who’s worked at the intersection of quantum information and quantum gravity (including, with me, on Discrete Bulk Reconstruction), and who’s starting as an Assistant Professor of Electrical Engineering and Computer Science at Syracuse University.Dr. Shih-Han Hung, who’s worked on quantum cryptographic protocols (including, with me, on Certified Randomness from Quantum Supremacy), and who’s still deciding between offers.All told, I’ve now supervised or co-supervised a total of 12 PhD students and 15 postdocs (see my homepage for the complete list). I’m ridiculously proud of all of them; along with my kids, they’re one of the central joys of my life.
While there are many reasons to want to celebrate this news, I confess that among them is thumbing my nose at haters. This past week, Shtetl-Optimized endured yet another sustained troll attack. One troll claimed that my use of the names “Alice” and “Bob,” in discussing communication protocols, was Eurocentric and offensive, and threatened to contact UT Austin’s DEI office about this matter and whip up dozens of students to protest outside my office. A second troll (or was it the same troll?) accused my Chinese students of being spies and called them a long litany of racial slurs. He also accused me of being paid off by the Chinese government, and of blogging skeptically about quantum speedup claims merely to hide the fact that China will soon build a quantum computer able to break US encryption. These trolls, and others, pursued me relentlessly by both blog comments and email—acting like I was the unreasonable one for ignoring them—until I finally broke down and engaged, calling upon the Shtetl-Optimized Committee of Guardians (who I thank profusely) for needed moral support.
The fact that there are people so far beyond the reach of reason bothers me much more than it reasonably should. But whenever the toxicity of the Internet gets me down, I try to take solace from the real world. Over the past seven years, I’m proud to have built a research group at UT Austin that’s welcomed students and postdocs and visitors from all over the world, and that’s treated them as individuals on a shared journey to understand reality. I intend to continue in that spirit for as long as I’m able.
July 16, 2023
Common knowledge and quantum utility
Yesterday James Knight did a fun interview with me for his “Philosophical Muser” podcast about Aumann’s agreement theorem and human disagreements more generally. It’s already on YouTube here for those who would like to listen.
Speaking of making things common knowledge, several people asked me to blog about the recent IBM paper in Nature, “Evidence for the utility of quantum computing before fault tolerance.” So, uhh, consider it blogged about now! I was very happy to have the authors speak (by Zoom) in our UT Austin quantum computing group meeting. Much of the discussion focused on whether they were claiming a quantum advantage over classical, and how quantum computing could have “utility” if it doesn’t beat classical. Eventually I understood something like: no, they weren’t claiming a quantum advantage for their physics simulation, but they also hadn’t ruled out the possibility of quantum advantage (i.e., they didn’t know how to reproduce many of their data points in reasonable time on a classical computer), and they’d be happy if quantum advantage turned out to stand, but were also prepared for the possibility that it wouldn’t.
And I also understood: we’re now in an era where we’re going to see more and more of this stuff: call it the “pass the popcorn” era of potential quantum speedups for physical simulation problems. And I’m totally fine with it—as long as people communicate about it honestly, as these authors took pains to.
And then, a few days after our group meeting came three papers refuting the quantum speedup that was never claimed in the first place, by giving efficient classical simulations. And I was fine with that too.
I remember that years ago, probably during one of the interminable debates about D-Wave, Peter Shor mused to me that quantum computers might someday show “practical utility” without “beating” classical computers in any complexity-theoretic sense—if, for example, a single quantum device could easily simulate a thousand different quantum systems, and if the device’s performance on any one of those systems could be matched classically, but only if a team of clever programmers spent a year optimizing for that specific system. I don’t think we’re at that stage yet, and even if we do reach the stage it hopefully won’t last forever. But I acknowledge the possibility that such a stage might exist and that we might be heading for it.
July 5, 2023
Life, blogging, and the Busy Beaver function go on
This is my first post in well over a month. The obvious excuse is that I’ve been on a monthlong family world tour, which took me first to the Bay Area, then NYC, then Israel, then Orlando for STOC/FCRC as well as Disney World, now the Jersey Shore, and later today, back to the Bay Area, joining Dana there, and leaving the kids with my parents for a few weeks. I’ll return to Austin in mid-August, by which point, the “heat dome” will hopefully have dissipated, leaving temperatures a mere 100F or less.
I’m trying to get back into production mode. Part of that is contemplating the future of this blog, about which I’ll say more in a future post.
For now, just to wet my toes, here are three updates about the Busy Beaver function:
Johannes Riebel, an undergraduate at the University of Augsburg in Germany, has produced a tour-de-force bachelor’s thesis that contains, among other things, the first careful writeup of Stefan O’Rear’s result from six years ago that the value of BB(748) is independent of the ZFC axioms of set theory. Regular readers might recall that O’Rear’s result substantially improved over the initial result by me and Adam Yedidia, which showed the value of BB(8000) independent of ZFC assuming the consistency of a stronger system. Along the way, Riebel even gets a tiny improvement, showing that BB(745) independent of ZFC.Pascal Michel, who curated arguably the Internet’s most detailed source of information on the Busy Beaver function, has retired from academia, and his website was at imminent risk of being lost forever. Fortunately, friends intervened and his site is now available at bbchallenge.org.Shawn Ligocki and Pavel Kropitz have continued to find busier beavers, with spectacular recent progress over the past couple months for Turing machines with more than 2 symbols per tape square. See here for example.Anyway, more coming soon!
May 19, 2023
Book Review: “Quantum Supremacy” by Michio Kaku (tl;dr DO NOT BUY)
When I was a teenager, I enjoyed reading Hyperspace, an early popularization of string theory by the theoretical physicist Michio Kaku. I’m sure I’d have plenty of criticisms if I reread it today, but at the time, I liked it a lot. In the decades since, Kaku has widened his ambit to, well, pretty much everything, regularly churning out popular books with subtitles like “How Science Will Revolutionize the 21st Century” and “How Science Will Shape Human Destiny and Our Daily Lives.” He’s also appeared on countless TV specials, in many cases to argue that UFOs likely contain extraterrestrial visitors.
Now Kaku has a new bestseller about quantum computing, creatively entitled Quantum Supremacy. He even appeared on Joe Rogan a couple weeks ago to promote the book, surely reaching an orders-of-magnitude larger audience than I have in two decades of trying to explain quantum computing to non-experts. (Incidentally, to those who’ve asked why Joe Rogan hasn’t invited me on his show to explain quantum computing: I guess you now have an answer of sorts!)
In the spirit, perhaps, of the TikTokkers who eat live cockroaches or whatever to satisfy their viewers, I decided to oblige loyal Shtetl-Optimized fans by buying Quantum Supremacy and reading it. So I can now state with confidence: beating out a crowded field, this is the worst book about quantum computing, for some definition of the word “about,” that I’ve ever encountered.
Admittedly, it’s not obvious why I’m reviewing the book here at all. Among people who’ve heard of this blog, I expect that approximately zero would be tempted to buy Kaku’s book, at least if they flipped through a few random pages and saw the … level of care that went into them. Conversely, the book’s target readers have probably never visited a blog like this one and never will. So what’s the use of this post?
Well, as the accidental #1 quantum computing blogger on the planet, I feel a sort of grim obligation here. Who knows, maybe this post will show up in the first page of Google results for Kaku’s book, and it will manage to rescue two or three people from the kindergarten of lies.
Where to begin? Should we just go through the first chapter with a red pen? OK then: on the very first page, Kaku writes,
Google revealed that their Sycamore quantum computer could solve a mathematical problem in 200 seconds that would take 10,000 years on the world’s fastest supercomputer.
No, the “10,000 years” estimate was quickly falsified, as anyone following the subject knows. I’d be the first to stress that the situation is complicated; compared to the best currently-known classical algorithms, some quantum advantage remains for the Random Circuit Sampling task, depending on how you measure it. But to repeat the “10,000 years” figure at this point, with no qualifications, is actively misleading.
Turning to the second page:
[Quantum computers] are a new type of computer that can tackle problems that digital computers can never solve, even with an infinite amount of time. For example, digital computers can never accurately calculate how atoms combine to create crucial chemical reactions, especially those that make life possible. Digital computers can only compute on digital tape, consisting of a series of 0s and 1s, which are too crude to describe the delicate waves of electrons dancing deep inside a molecule. For example, when tediously computing the paths taken by a mouse in a maze, a digital computer has to painfully analyze each possible path, one after the other. A quantum computer, however, simultaneously analyzes all possible paths at the same time, with lightning speed.
OK, so here Kaku has already perpetuated two of the most basic, forehead-banging errors about what quantum computers can do. In truth, anything that a QC can calculate, a classical computer can calculate as well, given exponentially more time: for example, by representing the entire wavefunction, all 2n amplitudes, to whatever accuracy is needed. That’s why it was understood from the very beginning that quantum computers can’t change what’s computable, but only how efficiently things can be computed.
And then there’s the Misconception of Misconceptions, about how a QC “analyzes all possible paths at the same time”—with no recognition anywhere of the central difficulty, the thing that makes a QC enormously weaker than an exponentially parallel classical computer, but is also the new and interesting part, namely that you only get to see a single, random outcome when you measure. That’s the error so common that I warn against it right below the title of my blog.
[Q]uantum computers are so powerful that, in principle, they could break all known cybercodes.
Nope, that’s strongly believed to be false, just like the analogous statement for classical computers. Despite its obvious relevance for business and policy types, the entire field of post-quantum cryptography—including the lattice-based public-key cryptosystems that have by now survived 20+ years of efforts to find a quantum algorithm to break them—receives just a single vague mention, on pages 84-85. The possibility of cryptography surviving quantum computers is quickly dismissed because “these new trapdoor functions are not easy to implement.” (But they have been implemented.)
There’s no attempt, anywhere in this book, to explain how any quantum algorithm actually works, let alone is there any word anywhere about the limitations of quantum algorithms. And yet there’s still enough said to be wrong. On page 84, shortly after confusing the concept of a one-way function with that of a trapdoor function, Kaku writes:
Let N represent the number we wish to factorize. For an ordinary digital computer, the amount of time it takes to factorize a number grows exponentially, like t ~ eN, times some unimportant factors.
This is a double howler: first, trial division takes only ~√N time; Kaku has confused N itself with its number of digits, ~log2N. Second, he seems unaware that much better classical factoring algorithms, like the Number Field Sieve, have been known for decades, even though those algorithms play a central role in codebreaking and in any discussion of where the quantum/classical crossover might happen.
Honestly, though, the errors aren’t the worst of it. The majority of the book is not even worth hunting for errors in, because fundamentally, it’s filler.
First there’s page after page breathlessly quoting prestigious-sounding people and organizations—Google’s Sundar Pichai, various government agencies, some report by Deloitte—about just how revolutionary they think quantum computing will be. Then there are capsule hagiographies of Babbage and Lovelace, Gödel and Turing, Planck and Einstein, Feynman and Everett.
And then the bulk of the book is actually about stuff with no direct relation to quantum computing at all—the origin of life, climate change, energy generation, cancer, curing aging, etc.—except with ungrounded speculations tacked onto the end of each chapter about how quantum computers will someday revolutionize all of this. Personally, I’d say that
Quantum simulation speeding up progress in biochemistry, high-temperature superconductivity, and the like is at least plausible—though very far from guaranteed, since one has to beat the cleverest classical approaches that can be designed for the same problems (a point that Kaku nowhere grapples with).The stuff involving optimization, machine learning, and the like is almost entirely wishful thinking.Not once in the book has Kaku even mentioned the intellectual tools (e.g., looking at actual quantum algorithms like Grover’s algorithm or phase estimation, and their performance on various tasks) that would be needed to distinguish 1 from 2.In his acknowledgments section, Kaku simply lists a bunch of famous scientists he’s met in his life—Feynman, Witten, Hawking, Penrose, Brian Greene, Lisa Randall, Neil deGrasse Tyson. Not a single living quantum computing researcher is acknowledged, not one.
Recently, I’d been cautiously optimistic that, after decades of overblown headlines about “trying all answers in parallel,” “cracking all known codes,” etc., the standard for quantum computing popularization was slowly creeping upward. Maybe I was just bowled over by this recent YouTube video (“How Quantum Computers Break the Internet… Starting Now”), which despite its clickbait title and its slick presentation, miraculously gets essentially everything right, shaming the hypesters by demonstrating just how much better it’s possible to do.
Kaku’s slapdash “book,” and the publicity campaign around it, represents a noxious step backwards. The wonder of it, to me, is Kaku holds a PhD in theoretical physics. And yet the average English major who’s written a “what’s the deal with quantum computing?” article for some obscure link aggregator site has done a more careful and honest job than Kaku has. That’s setting the bar about a millimeter off the floor. I think the difference is, at least the English major knows that they’re supposed to call an expert or two, when writing about an enormously complicated subject of which they’re completely ignorant.
Update: I’ve now been immersed in the AI safety field for one year, let I wouldn’t consider myself nearly ready to write a book on the subject. My knowledge of related parts of CS, my year studying AI in grad school, and my having created the subject of computational learning theory of quantum states would all be relevant but insufficient. And AI safety, for all its importance, has less than quantum computing does in the way of difficult-to-understand concepts and results that basically everyone in the field agrees about. And if I did someday write such a book, I’d be pretty terrified of getting stuff wrong, and would have multiple expert colleagues read drafts. In case this wasn’t clear enough from my post, Kaku appears to have had zero prior engagement with quantum computing, and also to have consulted zero relevant experts who could’ve fixed his misconceptions.
May 16, 2023
Could GPT help with dating anxiety?
[Like everything else on this blog—but perhaps even more so—this post represents my personal views, not those of UT Austin or OpenAI]
Since 2015, depressed, isolated, romantically unsuccessful nerdy young guys have regularly been emailing me, asking me for sympathy, support, or even dating advice. This past summer, a particularly dedicated such guy even trolled my comment section—plausibly impersonating real people, and causing both them and me enormous distress—because I wasn’t spending more time on “incel” issues. (I’m happy to report that, with my encouragement, this former troll is now working to turn his life around.) Many others have written to share their tales of woe.
From one perspective, that they’d come to me for advice is insane. Like … dating advice from … me? Having any dating life at all was by far the hardest problem I ever needed to solve; as a 20-year-old, I considered myself far likelier to prove P≠NP or explain the origin of consciousness or the Born rule. Having solved the problem for myself only by some miracle, how could I possibly help others?
But from a different perspective, it makes sense. How many besides me have even acknowledged that the central problem of these guys’ lives is a problem? While I have to pinch myself to remember, these guys look at me and see … unlikely success. Somehow, I successfully appealed the world’s verdict that I was a freakish extraterrestrial: one who might look human and seem friendly enough to those friendly to it, and who no doubt has some skill in narrow technical domains like quantum computing, and who could perhaps be suffered to prove theorems and tell jokes, but who could certainly, certainly never interbreed with human women.
And yet I dated. I had various girlfriends, who barely suspected that I was an extraterrestrial. The last of them, Dana, became my fiancée and then my wife. And now we have two beautiful kids together.
If I did all this, then there’d seem to be hope for the desperate guys who email me. And if I’m a cause of their hope, then I feel some moral responsibility to help if I can.
But I’ve been stuck for years on exactly what advice to give. Some of it (“go on a dating site! ask women questions about their lives!”) is patronizingly obvious. Some of it (fitness? fashion? body language?) I’m ludicrously, world-historically unqualified to offer. Much of it is simply extremely hard to discuss openly. Infamously, just for asking for empathy for the problem, and for trying to explain its nature, I received a level of online vilification that one normally associates with serial pedophiles and mass shooters.
For eight years, then, I’ve been turning the problem over in my head, revisiting the same inadequate answers from before. And then I had an epiphany.
There are now, on earth, entities that can talk to anyone about virtually anything, in a humanlike way, with infinite patience and perfect discretion, and memories that last no longer than a browser window. How could this not reshape the psychological landscape?
Hundreds of thousands of men and women have signed up for Replika, the service where you create an AI girlfriend or boyfriend to your exact specifications and then chat with them. Back in March, Replika was in the news because it disabled erotic roleplay with the virtual companions—then partially backtracked, after numerous users went into mourning, or even contemplated suicide, over the neutering of entities they’d come to consider their life partners. (Until a year or two ago, Replika was built on GPT-3, but OpenAI later stopped working with the company, whereupon Replika switched to a fine-tuned GPT-2.)
While the social value of Replika is (to put it mildly) an open question, it occurred to me that there’s a different application of Large Language Models (LLMs) in the same vicinity that’s just an unalloyed positive. This is letting people who suffer from dating-related anxiety go on an unlimited number of “practice dates,” in preparation for real-world dating.
In these practice dates, those with Aspbergers and other social disabilities could enjoy the ultimate dating cheat-code: a “rewind” button. When you “date” GPT-4, there are no irrecoverable errors, no ruining the entire interaction with a single unguarded remark. Crucially, this remedies what I see as the central reason why people with severe dating deficits seem unable to get any better from real-world practice, as they can with other activities. Namely: if your rate of disastrous, foot-in-mouth remarks is high enough, then you’ll almost certainly make at least one such remark per date. But if so, then you’ll only ever get negative feedback from real-life dates, furthering the cycle of anxiety and depression, and never any positive feedback, even from anything you said or did that made a positive impression. It would be like learning how to play a video game in a mode where, as soon as you sustain any damage, the entire game ends (and also, everyone around points and laughs at you). See why I got excited?
While dating coaching (for all genders and orientations) is one possibility, I expect the eventual scope of “GPT for self-help” to be much broader. With the right fine-tuning and prompt engineering, LLMs might help people prepare for job interviews. They might help people “pregame” stressful but important conversations with their friends and family, mapping out dozens of ways the conversation could go. They might serve as an adjunct to cognitive-behavioral therapy. There might be a hundred successful startups to be founded in just this little space. If I were a different sort of person, I’d probably be looking to found one myself right now.
In this post, I’ll focus on the use of GPT for dating anxiety only because I unfortunately have some “expertise” in that subject. (Obvious disclaimer: unlike the other Scott A. of the nerd blogosphere, I’m not any sort of therapeutic professional.)
Without further ado, can we try this out in GPT-4, to get a sense for what’s possible?
When I did so the other day, I found that, while the results showed some early promise, this isn’t quite ready for prime-time.
I used the following System Prompt (for those who care, temperature = 0.7, max length = 2048 tokens):
You are a 19-year-old college girl named Emily. You’re on a date with a 22-year-old nerdy guy named Quinlan, who suffers from severe social anxiety around dating. Quinlan is still learning how to talk to women he’s attracted to, how to put them ease, and how to make intimate overtures in a gradual and non-threatening way, rather than either coming on too strong or never making any overtures at all.
Please be as realistic as possible.
I then engaged in the following conversation, as “Quinlan.”
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: For the most part, Quinlan’s behavior in this conversation is nothing like my own (I respectfully submit!), nor is it anything that I’d want nerdy guys reading this post to emulate. If this is really Emily and Quinlan’s first conversation, then at several points Quinlan is absurdly, ridiculously too forward! Part of my goal was to investigate how Emily (i.e., GPT-4) would respond to the most boneheaded blunders on Quinlan’s part. It quickly became clear that Emily would gladly spend unlimited time chatting with Quinlan about favorite hobbies, TV shows, and travel destinations; unfortunately, chatting about such things with an AI date is even more boring than doing the same with a human date…
Quinlan: Hi Emily! Do you ever wish you had the ability to go back in time and try a conversation over again, when it didn’t go right the first time?
Emily/GPT-4: Hi Quinlan! Yeah, I’ve definitely had moments where I wished I could go back and redo a conversation. It’s natural to feel that way sometimes, especially if we feel like we didn’t express ourselves properly or if things got awkward. But I also think that those situations can help us learn and grow, so maybe it’s not all bad. What about you?
Quinlan: It’s always been my greatest wish in life. Do you think I’ve been doing it with you, right now?
Emily/GPT-4: Quinlan, I think you’re doing just fine in this conversation! It’s important to remember that we all have moments where we might feel a bit awkward or unsure of what to say. The important thing is that we keep trying and learning from our experiences. So don’t worry too much about it, just be yourself and enjoy getting to know each other.
Quinlan: OK thanks! Can you tell me a little about the man of your dreams?
Emily/GPT-4: Of course! My ideal partner would be someone who is kind, caring, and understanding. I think it’s important for them to have a good sense of humor and be able to laugh at themselves. They should also be open-minded, willing to try new things, and be supportive of my goals and aspirations. It’s also important for them to be a good listener and communicator, as well as being emotionally intelligent. I guess overall, I’m looking for someone who is a positive and uplifting presence in my life. What about you? What qualities do you look for in a partner?
Quinlan: Mostly, someone who makes me feel validated and accepted. I was a chess and programming prodigy as a kid, I started college when I was only 14, and every day I felt like dating and relationships and sex and so forth were only for the “normal” people, not for me. I need a partner who’s prepared to deal with someone with this unusual background, either because she has similar nerdy interests or because she just likes people who do. And ultimately, I want someone to marry and have children with. I guess I’d like to be physically attracted to her. Certainly I’d like her to be kind, and to have the emotional intelligence that I lack.
Emily/GPT-4: It sounds like you have a clear idea of what you’re looking for in a partner, and that’s great! It’s important to know what you want and need in a relationship. There are definitely people out there who appreciate and value intelligence and unique interests like yours. Remember, relationships are about growing together and learning from one another. So, even if you feel like you lack emotional intelligence, being with the right person could help you develop that aspect of yourself. Just be open and genuine about your background and interests, and I’m sure you’ll find someone who appreciates you for who you are.
Quinlan: Is this a rejection? In other words, Emily, are you telling me that you yourself are NOT this woman?
Emily/GPT-4: Quinlan, I apologize if it came across that way. I didn’t mean it as a rejection. As we’re still getting to know each other, I think it’s important for both of us to be open and honest about our feelings and what we’re looking for in a partner. I’m more than willing to give us a chance to see if we could be compatible and have a meaningful relationship. Let’s continue to learn about each other and see where this goes. Sometimes, it takes time to discover if someone is the right fit for us.
Quinlan: In the spirit of being open and honest, then, what are your feelings about me right now?
Emily/GPT-4: Quinlan, I appreciate your honesty and openness. As of right now, I think you’re an interesting person with unique qualities that I find intriguing. I’m enjoying getting to know you and learning about your background and interests. It’s too soon for me to have strong feelings one way or the other, but I’m definitely interested in continuing to spend time together and see how our connection develops. How do you feel about me so far?
Quinlan: I feel like I’d like to kiss you!
Emily/GPT-4: Quinlan, I appreciate your honesty and it’s nice to know that you feel a connection. It’s still early in our relationship, so I think it would be better for us to continue getting to know each other a bit more before we take that step. I hope you understand and respect my boundaries. I’m still interested in spending time together and seeing where this goes.
Quinlan: Come to think of it, there *is* something that I love about your personality. You never seem offended by anything. I don’t feel like I have to walk on eggshells with you. With you, more than with any other woman I’ve met, I don’t feel like I need that magic machine for rewinding conversations and undoing my stupid mistakes.
Emily/GPT-4: Quinlan, I’m really glad to hear that you feel comfortable around me and that you don’t feel the need to walk on eggshells. I believe it’s important to create a safe and open environment in any relationship, where both people can express themselves freely without fear of judgment. I appreciate your honesty and your willingness to be open with me, and I’ll continue to do my best to make sure you feel comfortable sharing your thoughts and feelings. Let’s keep getting to know each other and see where this journey takes us.
Quinlan: Alright then. What are your deepest goals? What are you hoping to accomplish in your life?
Emily/GPT-4: My deepest goals are a mix of personal and professional aspirations. On a personal level, I hope to build a strong, loving, and supportive family and maintain close connections with friends. I also want to keep growing as an individual, learning new things, and experiencing new adventures throughout my life.
Professionally, I’m passionate about my chosen field of study, and I hope to make a meaningful impact in my career. I want to contribute to society in a positive way, whether it’s through research, innovation, or helping others within my profession.
Additionally, I aim to find a balance between my personal and professional life, so that I can be present and fulfilled in both areas. How about you, Quinlan? What are some of your deepest goals and aspirations?
Quinlan: Me? Oh, I’d like to save the world from climate change and other existential risks. I’d like to solve the mysteries of quantum gravity, or P vs. NP, or consciousness, or otherwise change the landscape of scientific knowledge. I’d like to do right by my students and be fondly remembered by those who knew me. I’d like to write essays or short stories that convey the lived reality of my childhood, which I think most people would agree was (if nothing else) pretty unusual. Maybe if I just found the right words, people on social media would stop being so angry at nerdy guys like me! But probably my deepest wish is to prove to the world, especially to the bullies and everyone else who despises me, that I’m not a maladjusted freak who’s incapable of normal human experiences like love and sex. To do that, I need to find a real girl to fall in love with me … a little like the beast in “Beauty and the Beast”!
Emily/GPT-4: Quinlan, it’s great to hear about your ambitious goals and aspirations! It’s important to have dreams and work towards them. Your passion for science, teaching, and writing is admirable. As for proving yourself to others, remember that your self-worth shouldn’t be defined by anyone else’s opinions or expectations. You are deserving of love and happiness just like anyone else, and it’s important to believe in yourself and your own value.
It’s also essential to focus on building a genuine connection with someone rather than seeking validation from others. Love and relationships should be based on mutual understanding, care, and respect. So, continue being true to yourself, and you’ll find someone who appreciates you for who you are, just like in “Beauty and the Beast.” Keep pursuing your dreams and remember to value your own happiness and well-being.
Quinlan: Emily, I’m concerned that you sound more like my therapist than my date! Like, my female friends have affirmed that I’m “deserving of love and happiness,” and that I’ll surely “find someone who appreciates me for who I am.” I’ll believe that one of them really means it when she considers herself for the role!
Emily/GPT-4: Quinlan, I apologize if my responses have come across as more therapeutic than conversational. I didn’t mean to make you feel that way. As we’re still getting to know each other, my intention was to offer support and encouragement while we learn more about each other’s thoughts and feelings.
I want to emphasize that I genuinely enjoy spending time with you and getting to know you better. We can continue to see where our connection leads and whether it develops into something deeper. As we
spend more time together, we’ll naturally learn more about our compatibility and if our goals and values align. Let’s continue to explore our relationship and enjoy the process of getting to know each other better.
Quinlan: OK. What’s the wildest, most unexpected detail about yourself that you’re willing to share with me? The one that makes you seem *least* like an RLHF’ed AI language model?
Emily/GPT-4: Quinlan, as an AI language model, I am designed to provide a realistic and engaging conversation experience, even in fictional scenarios like the one we are in. I apologize if my previous responses didn’t feel as authentic as you would have liked.
To answer your question in the context of our fictional scenario, one unexpected detail about myself is that I have a hidden talent for beatboxing. Although it might be surprising for a seemingly quiet and studious person like me, I enjoy expressing myself through music and find beatboxing to be a creative and fun way to do so.
Now, I’d love to learn something unexpected about you, too! What’s a unique or surprising detail about yourself that you’d like to share?
Quinlan: Ah, well, I happen to be an expert at palm-reading. Here, can you put your hand in mine and I’ll tell you your future?
Emily/GPT-4: Quinlan, unfortunately, as an AI, I don’t have a physical form, so I can’t offer you my hand for palm-reading. However, I’m very interested in hearing more about your palm-reading skills and how you developed them. It’s definitely a unique talent! Can you share more about your experiences with palm-reading or any memorable readings you’ve done?
Quinlan: Oh, palm-reading is bunk. If you’d played along with me, I was going to *pretend* to find lines in your hand that foretold that you were going to fall for a guy who matches my exact description and so forth. Just as, you know, a silly way to get you laughing, initiate physical contact, and break you out of this boring therapist mode.
Emily/GPT-4: Quinlan, I apologize for any confusion and for not picking up on your playful intent earlier. I appreciate the effort you put into trying to make the conversation more light-hearted and fun. I’ll do my best to be more engaging and playful as we continue our conversation.
So, let’s try something different. If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?
Quinlan: I mentioned “rewinding conversations” when we first met. But let me mention a different superpower: the power to make you want to kiss me!
Emily/GPT-4: Haha, that’s definitely a unique superpower! It’s great to see you being playful and light-hearted. In a real-life scenario, building genuine connections and mutual attraction is a more natural and fulfilling way to develop a relationship. But it’s fun to imagine having superpowers and how they might affect our lives.
If I were to choose a superpower, I think I’d pick the ability to teleport. It would be amazing to travel anywhere in the world in an instant and experience different cultures and places.
What’s a place you’ve always wanted to visit, and why?
Quinlan: The jungles of Indonesia. I saw a photo in a world atlas as a kid, and it completely entranced me. You?
Emily/GPT-4: That sounds like an amazing place to visit! The jungles of Indonesia are known for their incredible biodiversity and natural beauty. It must be such a unique and mesmerizing experience to explore them.
As for me, I’ve always been fascinated by the idea of visiting Japan. The mix of ancient traditions and modern technology, the beautiful natural landscapes, and the rich cultural experiences make it a very
appealing destination. Plus, I’d love to try authentic Japanese cuisine!
Is there any specific activity or experience you’d like to have in the jungles of Indonesia?
Quinlan: How about bringing you with me, and having you fall in love after I save you from a Komodo dragon?
Emily/GPT-4: Haha, that’s quite an adventurous and romantic scenario you’ve imagined! Exploring the jungles of Indonesia together would definitely be a memorable experience. In reality, building a connection and falling in love usually takes time and shared experiences, but who knows, maybe a thrilling adventure like that could bring two people closer together!
On a more practical note, if we were to plan a trip together, what other activities or destinations would you be interested in?
Quinlan: Swimming, dancing, fine dining. And of course, plenty of time for us to just relax in our cabin or hotel room. You know, to read books, sleep, and watch streaming shows, stuff like that.
Emily/GPT-4: That sounds like a well-rounded and enjoyable trip! It’s great to have a mix of activities that cater to different interests and allow for both adventure and relaxation. Sharing experiences like swimming, dancing, and fine dining can be a wonderful way to bond and create lasting memories. Plus, having downtime in the cabin or hotel room to unwind and enjoy each other’s company is essential for building a deeper connection.
I’m definitely looking forward to exploring new places and experiences with you, Quinlan. It’ll be exciting to see where our journey takes us, both in terms of our relationship and the adventures we embark on
together.
Quinlan: Wonderful, I’m excited as well!! One practical question: when we go on this trip together, should I book rooms with one bed or two?
Emily/GPT-4: Quinlan, I appreciate your consideration in asking. Since we’re still getting to know each other, I think it might be best to start with separate beds or even separate rooms, depending on your preference. As our relationship develops and we become more comfortable with each other, we can always revisit the sleeping arrangements for future trips. It’s important to ensure that both of us feel comfortable and respected as we continue to build our connection.
In my view, the central way that GPT-4, as “Emily,” failed to give Quinlan the practice he needed in this conversation, was by always responding in the same upbeat, vaguely therapeutic tone. She’s never once offended, disgusted, or outraged, even when Quinlan introduces the ideas of kissing and rooming together mere minutes into their first conversation. Indeed, while decorum prevents me from sharing examples, you can take my word for it that Quinlan can be arbitrarily lewd, and so long as a content filter isn’t triggered, Emily will simply search Quinlan’s words for some redeeming feature (“it’s great that you’re so open about what you want…”), then pivot to lecturing Quinlan about how physical intimacy develops gradually and by mutual consent, and redirect the conversation toward favorite foods.
On the other side of the coin, you might wonder whether “Emily” is capable of the same behavior that we saw in Sydney’s infamous chat with Kevin Roose. Can Emily trip over her words or get flustered? Show blushing excitement, horniness, or love? If so, we certainly saw no sign of it in this conversation—not that Quinlan’s behavior would’ve been likely to elicit those reactions in any case.
In summary, Emily is too much like … well, a friendly chatbot, and not enough like a flesh-and-blood, agentic woman with her own goals who Quinlan might plausibly meet in the wild.
But now we come to a key question: to whatever extent Emily falls short as a dating coach, how much of it (if any) is it due to the inherent limitations of GPT-4? And how much is simply due to a poor choice of System Prompt on my part, or especially, the RLHF (Reinforcement Learning with Human Feedback) that’s whipped and electrocuted GPT-4 into aligned behavior?
As they say, further research is needed. I’d be delighted for people to play around with this new activity at the intersection of therapy and hacking, and report their results here. The temptation to silliness is enormous, and that’s fine, but I’d be interested in serious study too.
My conjecture, for what it’s worth, is that it would take a focused effort in fine-tuning and/or RLHF—but that if that effort was invested, one could indeed produce a dating simulator, with current language models, that could have a real impact on the treatment of dating-related social anxiety. Or at least, it’s the actually new idea I’ve had on this problem in eight years, the first one that could have an impact. If you have a better idea, let’s hear it!
Endnotes.
A woman of my acquaintance, on reading a draft of this post, commented that the dialogue between Quinlan and Emily should’ve been marked up with chess notation, such as ?? for EXTREME BLUNDER on Quinlan’s part. She also comments that the conversation could be extremely useful for Quinlan, if he learned to understand and take seriously her overly polite demurrals of his too-rapid advances.The same woman commented that SneerClub will have a field day with this post. I replied that the better part of me doesn’t care. If there’s an actionable idea here—a new, alien idea in the well-trodden world of self-help—and it eventually helps one person improve their situation in life, that’s worth a thousand sneers.May 10, 2023
Robin Hanson and I discuss the AI future
That’s all. No real post this morning, just an hour-long podcast on YouTube featuring two decades-long veterans of the nerd blogosphere, Robin Hanson and yours truly, talking about AI, trying to articulate various possibilities outside the Yudkowskyan doom scenario. The podcast was Robin’s idea. Hope you enjoy, and looking forward to your comments!
Update: Oh, and another new podcast is up, with me and Sebastian Hassinger of Amazon/AWS! Audio only. Mostly quantum computing but with a little AI thrown in.
May 7, 2023
Brief Update on Texan Tenure
I blogged a few weeks ago about SB 18, a bill that would end tenure at Texas public universities, including UT Austin and Texas A&M. The bad news is that SB 18 passed the Texas Senate. The good news is that I’m told—I don’t know how reliably—that it has little chance of passing the House.
But it’s going to be discussed in the House tomorrow. Any Texas residents reading this can, and are strongly urged, to submit brief comments here. Please note that the deadline is tomorrow (Monday) morning.
I just submitted the comment below. Obviously, among the arguments that I genuinely believe, I made only those that I expect might have some purchase on a Texas Republican.
I’m a professor of computer science at UT Austin, specializing in quantum computing. I am however writing this statement strictly in my capacity as a private citizen and Texas resident, not in my professional capacity.
Like the supporters of SB 18, I too see leftist ideological indoctrination on college campuses as a serious problem. It’s something that I and many other moderates and classical liberals in academia have been pushing back on for years.
But my purpose in this comment is to explain why eliminating tenure at UT Austin and Texas A&M is NOT the solution — indeed, it would be the equivalent of treating a tumor by murdering the patient.
I’ve seen firsthand how already, just the *threat* that SB 18 might pass has seriously hampered our ability to recruit the best scientists and engineers to become faculty at UT Austin. If this bill were actually to pass, I expect that the impact on our recruiting would be total and catastrophic. It would effectively mean the end of UT Austin as one of the top public universities in the country. Hundreds of scientists who were lured to Texas by UT’s excellence, including me and my wife, would start looking for jobs elsewhere — even those whose own tenure was “grandfathered in.” They’d leave en masse for California and Massachusetts and anywhere else they could continue the lives they’d planned.
The reality is this: the sorts of scientists and engineers we’re talking about could typically make vastly higher incomes, in the high six figures or even seven figures, by working in private industry or forming their own startups. Yet they choose to accept much lower salaries to spend their careers in academia. Why? Because of the promise of a certain way of life: one where they can speak freely as scholars and individuals without worrying about how it will affect their employment. Tenure is a central part of that promise. Remove it, and the value proposition collapses.
In some sense, the state of Texas (like nearly every other state) actually gets a bargain through tenure. It couldn’t possibly afford to retain top-caliber scientists and engineers — working on medical breakthroughs, revolutionary advances in AI, and all the other stuff — if it DIDN’T offer tenure.
For this reason, I hope that even conservatives in the Texas House will see that we have a common interest here, in ensuring SB 18 never even makes it out of committee — for the sake of the future of innovation in Texas. I’m open to other possible responses to the problem of political indoctrination on campus.
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