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Dirty Dating Made Easy

By Alexa Day

Dating bores me.

I spent a good deal of time on outfits and meeting people and, of course, on the dates themselves before I arrived at that conclusion and stopped dating altogether. I’m actually happier in a post-dating world. I tend to think many of us are dating out of fear that WE’LL END UP ALONE as if that’s the worst thing that could possibly happen to us. I don’t think it makes a great deal of sense to do anything out of fear that some phantom consequence might result.

I d...

Lady Smut Book of Dark Desires

The Lady Smut Book of Dark Desires (An Anthology) by Liz Everly (26-Feb-2015) Paperback

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Hello Kittens! Cold? Unhappy? Wet? If you’re looking for fun on a grey rainy day, well, our anthology is on sale alllllllllll over the place for only $1.99.

Read about sexy goblins and Tech-savvy vampires.

Cavort with Gods locked up in spooky places and solve the mystery of wherethe girl withsexsomnia goes at night and who she’s doing it with.

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Dirty Dates: Theme Week PREVIEW

Dirty Dates: Erotic Fantasies for Couplesby Madeline Iva

Hello kittens! You’ll be excited to know that after a month and a half absence Kiersten Hallie Krum is back next week. (We missed you Kiersten!)

Meanwhile, this week we’re celebrating Rachel Kramer Bussel’s latest anthology Dirty Dates: Erotic Fantasies for CouplesDIRTY DATES.

WED: Elizabeth Shore is talking about dirty guys, literally. And as for the rest–well you’ll just have to wait and see. ;

THUR: I’m going to be talking about dat...

Sexy Saturday Round Up

Feeling fall in the air? Time to snuggle up in your fav sweater and enjoy some Sexy Saturday Round Up.

From Madeline:

Love this guy! Canadian PM is asked about his cabinet and states the obvious.

How to deal when the person you love doesn’t love you.

Face sitting will be the new anal sex of 2015.Oh yeah? Time to look back at thewhacky predictions for the year from Cosmo.

Get girly! Looking forward to 2016 Fashion Trends.

A Study of Demons in the Universe.

From G.G. Andrew:

Do you remember wat...

What Do Robot Women Want?

by G.G. Andrew

I just finished the final volume of the comic Alex + Ada by Jonathan Luna and Sarah Vaughn, which is a futuristic love story between a human man and a female android. Since I started reading this fantastic comic, I’ve thought a lot about romances between robots and humans–specifically when comparing Alex + Ada to the movie Ex Machina which came out last year and also features a female robot/male human pairing.

Drones aside, we’re not in a world of widespread advanced artificial...

Wild Boys: High School Unleashed

My Demon Volume 1 (Noble Academy)

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by Madeline Iva

So I read MY DEMON and my first response was: what high school f**kery is this? I mean, I LOVED it!

I know S.A. Hunter, and she’s an excellent writer. She writes YA and when she started a serial with the title MY DEMON, I was like: Finally! She’s doing full on paranormal stuff. (Her Scary Mary series is ghosty paranormal. And quite good...

Class Is In Session At The Porn Academy

By Elizabeth Shore

Where I grew up in the relatively sheltered midwest, when we thought of our future careers the process went roughly like this: graduate high school, go to college, declare a major in something like accounting, graduate and get a job as an accountant. The end.

How times have changed! Now there are more options than ever available for aspiring youth, and college courses to go right along with them. Web Developer. Business Analytics. Entrepreneur. Porn Star. Wait …what?

Yes in...

Coming and Going: One Woman, One Apartment, and One Crucial Box

Trust me. You want to get involved with this.

By Alexa Day

I’ve just moved. Well, in fairness, it’s been about two weeks; it’s not like it just happened. But each time I relocate, I’m reminded of why moving ranks among the First World’s most traumatic experiences.

I’m still in the process of unpacking my kitchen; whenever I think I’m making headway, I find more boxes of kitchen things. The bedroom is so full of boxes that the cats and I are limited to one narrow path leading to the bathroom a...

Sexy Saturday Round Up

Happy Halloween! Got Gandy Candy?

We’re here to give you some sexy spooky fun while you’re cuddled up at home away from the rain, the tumbling scarlet leaves, and a thousand roving teens with pillow sacks waiting to pillage your candy bowl and TP your house. Enjoy….

From Madeline Iva:

Are you a good witch or a bad witch? The changing history of attractivewitches in America.

This one from our very own RKB: Why so many younger men have erectile dysfunction.

What is your fav porn star going as f...

Top 5 Doomed Romances (Halloween Edition)

Madeline Iva

There’s nothing like a doomed romance to make my heart go pitter-pat. Doomed worlds are almost kind of cozy to me–if presented in the right way.

‘Cause the world is ending’ is my favorite flavor of doomed, but I am also happy to suck on thebittersweetness of life-forever-and-irrevocably-changed-by-a-fate-we-cannot-control.

You can find classic doomed romances everywhere. The...