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Satisfaction … Through Satisfaction

Simon’s got plenty of room on the passenger side. And the back seat.

By Alexa Day

I’ve been venting about TV quite a bit lately.

Scandal — aside from that one bold move — is frustrating me. My favorite nighttime soap, The Haves and the Have Nots, is out of reach on my abbreviated cable plan. Sleepy Hollow is in the rearview mirror. The Walking Dead won’t be back for weeks.

Thank the TV deities for Satisfaction.

I remember watching the first episode of Satisfaction, which has just ended its se...

Kicking the Holidays to the Curb

Is it just me, or is anyone else deliriously happy to see the back-end of the holiday season?

Every year, the holidays seem more and more stressful. Gift buying. Tree trimming. Office parties. Hallmark movies.Do we say Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, or Hail Santa. (Don’t spell that last one wrong. Trust me.)

I sound Grinchy with a side of pre-Christmas pudding Scrooge. I know it.And in truth, I love Christmas and the good things about the season. Pumpkin bread. Hot cider. Cider donuts. Pres...

The 2016 Lady Smut Read Hotter Challenge

by G.G. Andrew

Since we here at Lady Smut love our hot reads, we’re trying something new for 2016: the Read Hotter Challenge.

Book challenges are a fun way to read books you might not have otherwise picked up and explore new stories, writers, and genres. The Lady Smut Read Hotter Challenge is no different. While you may already be planning to read that hot story your friend loves, maybe you weren’t going to pick up a romancepenned by a dude or a book with new-to-you kink. With only ten items...

Books We Can’t Stop Thinking About: Picks from the LadySmut Ladies

by Elizabeth SaFleur

Have you ever read a bookthat you cannot erase from your mind? It getsinside you. Joins your soul. Makes you wish you lived like them . . . and there.Below are LadySmut’s list of “books we can’t stop thinking about.” They may not have been published in 2015, but we read them this past year. And, we just can’t let them go!

From LadySmut Blogger G.G. ANDREW: Badger by C.M. McKenna (a pen name for erotica and romance writer Cara McKenna).

Though not technically a romance, it...

Charlotte Stein: On Movie Inspiration and Zombie Menage

BY Elizabeth SaFleur

We love our CHARLOTTE STEIN. (Do you like how we’ve claimed her as “ours?” We’re grabby like that.) But, really, what’s not to love? A self professed “manluster,” Charlotte’s erotic romance never fails to transport her readers with unusual but lust-worthy characters. Her tagline is “desire that takes you deeper,”so be prepared to lose hours in her books. That’s how we like it, right?

CHARLOTTEhas given us more thanthirty short stories, novellas and novels, including the r...

Deck the Halls With Sexy-Sex

by Madeline Iva

“There are only two things in this world: wonderful, visceral sexy-sex–and death. Horrible, boring death.” — Jemaine Clement in Dinner For Schmucks.

Hey there readers. Hope you’re getting your joy on. I’m stuffed full of holiday bliss and Christmas cookies, you?

You may need a break while you make Christmas happen, so here are some of our best posts to entertain you while we’re away.

Meanwhile,here’s to a New Year full of wonderful, visceral sexy-sex.

EnjoyOur past Christmas p...

Hot Northern Men And Other Hot Holiday Thoughts

By Elizabeth Shore

Hey Sexies! Per my usual routine, I’m spending the Christmas season in the north – way north. As in Finland. When people learn that I spend a lot of time in Finland I get a few common questions. What’s the weather like? What do people eat? What do people do?

First off, Finland is pretty much like any other country in the western world. Meaning it’s not Pluto. People get up, they go to work (many in offices), they eat dinner, they spend time with friends and family, and the...

Get You Some, SugarPlum!

By Alexa Day

So what does the holiday season mean to you? Is it about fireplaces, food and family? Is it about the tidal wave of giftwrap and bows? Is it snowflakes and sleigh rides?

Is it celebrating the glorious male form?

I know I’m not the only one leering unabashedly at these folks. There’s a reason I make it a point to spend part of my holiday with the Nutcracker. Celebrating the male ballet dancer is this girl’s holiday tradition! Sure, there’s always going to be someone out there who...

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

We’re in the final gasp of 2015 rushing straight into Christmas Week and then right on into the New Year. Here at Lady Smut, we’re taking our customary break from posting next week to gorge ourselves on unhealthy things, write until our fingers fall off, and go see Star Wars: The Force Awakens over and over and over again.

Though, that may just be me.

This time of year is often when people find themselves catching up on things even as they’re inspiredto look back at the time that’s just gone...

Sexy Saturday Round Up

Stuff those stockings with care, Kittens! This is our last Sexy Saturday Round Up for 2015. We’ll see you back after the new year — in the meantime enjoy this weekend’s scintillating offerings of sex, smut, and gender across the globe:

Make this at your office party: a cocktail called Sign Up For My Boozeletter

Meanwhile, keep calm and party on: Here is your office party disaster recovery plan.

Watch out for this little worm that helps you get pregnant.

What if you try it with a girl?

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