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Getting naked on the page about my sex life in 2015

by Rachel Kramer Bussel

I wrote more published words this year than I ever have in my life, so taking stock of my sex writing in 2015 feels a little daunting. But when I do, a theme emerges: radical honesty.

Since my teen years in high school, when I was still a virgin, I’ve always written about myself, and felt no shame in doing so. When I started having sex and, a few years later, using sex toys, writing about that seemed like a natural segue. That hasn’t changed even though I’m now 40.

I w...

Sexy Geeky Goodness: 5 Great Reads for the Holidays

Wanna show me your light saber, big boy?

by Madeline Iva

Hello, my pretties! With the holidays comes the new Star Wars movie. This movie franchise spawned a new era for geeks across the land. Talk about “A New Hope”. With the dawn of Star WarsGeeks found their pride and a sense of belonging–even if it was to a galaxy far, far away. This is when geeks planted their freak flag in the quivering materialistic flesh of the eighties and we’ve never been the same since.

Star Wars came out in ’77 and...

Sexy Geeky Goodness: 4 Great Reads for the Holidays

Wanna show me your light saber, big boy?

by Madeline Iva

Hello, my pretties! With the holidays comes the new Star Wars movie, and old Star Wars memories. I get the idea that this movie franchise spawned a new era for geeks across the land. Talk about “A New Hope”. This was the moment when the cult of geekness in Americacame out of the closet. This was when Geeks found their pride and a sense of belonging–even if it was to a galaxy far, far away. This is when geeks planted their freak flag in...

Lost Ipad And Dildos. A Christmas Story.

Hi, Frank!

By Elizabeth Shore

Like most New Yorkers, I spend a lot of time on trains. Despite the downside – your butt against the crotch ofsomeone you’ve never met – it’s the best way to get around this densely packed city. But frequently there’s not even an inchof spare room so on commuter trains you’re forced to put your stuff in overhead racks. But this is a Danger Zone! Because as easy as it is to shove bulky items up there and out of the way, it’s even easier to walk off the crowded tra...

Readers, Consider This Gift for the Writer Who Has Everything

Heat Miser knows you can’t stop singing his song.

By Alexa Day

This is supposed to be a joyous time of year.

No matter which winter holiday you call your own, this season is supposed to be marked by generosity and kindness and anticipation and excitement.

Because we’re close, you all and I, I feel I can tell you that this most of this holiday season has fallen short of expectations.

I don’t want to look too hard at current events, but the news lately is filled with non-joyous thoughts.

Honest...

The First Time

The last few days have had a couple offirsts for me–my first real contacts and my first wireless printer (successfully installed and set up by moi, by the way. Yes, you may marvel. I sure as hell did.) As I adjusted to the first and swore repeatedly over the second, I alternatively felt moments of accomplishment in thesemundane tasks. No matter how common among other people, when a thing or an experience is new, figuring it out feels damn satisfying, whether it’s successfully inserting and re...

Sexy Saturday Round Up

Ho-ho-di-hodi-ho! It’s December and we’re getting our Christmas tree this weekend. Time to start off with good cheer, dear readers, and some local organic nog. Add to that some Saturday links to all things smexy, strange, and gender-ific from the world at large and you’re all set to deck the halls with holly.

From Madeline:

Hot Holiday Sex Confessions from Cosmo.

Like Jessica Jones? Like Scottish accents? David Tennant is charming as f*** in this interview talking about playing the show’s vil...

Why should girls have all the fun?

by Isabelle Drake

Eightthings that make us happy:

Shiny garlands. Bright, sparkly stars. Holidays. Festive pictures. Fun. Silliness. A hot guy. A sense of humor.

So if we mixed that altogether, the effect would be happiness and lots of it.

Right?

So, um…what about this? It has all that. It has a hot (hot enough) guy. It has sparkles. It certainly has a great sense of humor. (And right about now, I’m thinking that I do too.)

Everyone who knows me, knows I love vintage pin-ups. I love thats...

Santa Baby

Hope you have a Supernatural Holiday!

by Madeline Iva

My God, I love Christmas. Not the Jesus, midnight-mass, crèche-y sort of Christmas, with forced family visits and crabby holiday travel. No.

I love the boughs of holly, elf (but not on the shelf) ornaments, log fires, and garlands for days. Rat pack Christmas carols. Mistletoe. My grandmother’s whacky bright Christmas decorations that are cheery and kindatacky. I’m talkinggood ole rambunctious, alcohol- soaked, rum ball holiday spirit. Goo...

Holy sh**! Bedazzling your poo

By Elizabeth Shore

It’s the holiday season! Pass the gingerbread cookies andspiked bowl of ‘nog. And if you’re lucky like me, your office has got a little “Secret Santa” goodtime cheer going on, where you get the name of a co-workeryou barely know and have to figure out a present they just might not hate.On top of shopping for someone you don’t know, even worse is trying to figure out something unique and fun for someone you know well. And who’s got everything. The pressure’s on, peeps! The a...