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Sex With Your Ex: Best Idea Evah or a Trip Down Disaster Lane?

By Elizabeth Shore

You know how there are guidelines out there about the best way to approach a Tinder hookup, or engaging in a friends with benefits relationship, or even getting it on in the kink scene and how to go about it? Recently I saw another set of guidelines that really caught my attention, because it wasn’t only a “how to” article, but something that also suggested how great it is to engage in this hot new trend. I’m talking about having sex with your ex.

Certainly this isn’t reall...

Fatal Error: A Ban on Robot Sex? Already?

Shouldn’t we be more concerned that Roy is going to hurt *my* feelings?

By Alexa Day

Longtime visitors to this blog perhaps remember a post I wrote a while back about robot sex. I am, not surprisingly if you know me, very much in favor of robot sex, and I’m pretty excited about the possibilities emerging in the field.

So this Saturday, I found myself a little conflicted by the very first link in our Sexy Saturday Round Up. My esteemed colleague, Madeline Iva, directed me to a story about a ca...

Jill Sorenson Talks Sex Worker Heroines

by Kiersten Hallie Krum

I’m still mid-dive in my plunge down the rabbit hole of MC erotic romance novels. Along the way, I’ve gobbled up way too many (can there be too many?) Kristen Ashley books (to be fair, not all MC romances, but in for a penny…in for my entire book budget) along with the first two (but hopefully not the last) of Jill Sorenson’s Dirty Eleven MC series including Riding Dirty and Shooting Dirty.

Jill Sorenson

Jill newest, Shooting Dirty, drops today but before that, she thr...

Sexy Saturday Round Up

Hello! The scent of fall is in the air, andLady Smutis here to bring you a little reading pleasure for your lovely, crisp weekend.

From Madeline:

Aw common! Call for a Ban on Robot Sex.

Bust Mag reports on how the Republican Pres contenders stuttered when it came time to suggest what female historical figure to put on the ten dollar bill.

Jezebel blogger geeksout over smexy scenes in Black Swan.

Romances chock full of diversity, right cheer: https://storify.com/AlishaRai/romance-recs-we-can-a...

How to eroticize anything: moving edition, with free BDSM erotica story

by Rachel Kramer Bussel

I don’t know about you, but I hate moving. Hate it with a passion, all the more so after having moved three times in the last three years. In some ways, it’s gotten easier, especially because the first moved involved clearing out my Brooklyn apartment of 13 years and hiring a trash removal service, which was both expensive and humiliating, but even the subsequent moves have been stressful and the antithesis of erotica.

what my house looked like during my last move; de...

Getting Hammered With Charlotte Stein

Ilya. Ilya.

by Madeline Iva

My latest phase of obsessive devotion is pretty evenly divided between Armie Hammer and Charlotte Stein. I posted HOT MEN FROM U.N.C.L.E and that’s when my friend Adriana Anders and fellow Charlotte Stein fan-cum-semi-stalker said, You know Charlotte Stein has based a lot of the male characters in her books on Armie Hammer, right?

Whaaaaaat?!? No. No, I didn’t know that.

Well, it turns out that Charlotte Stein went through her ownArmie obsession a while back. I wen...

Yup, She’s *Still* in Italy

Elizabeth Shore will be back with you next week. Eating my heart out with jealousy. That is all.

Elizabeth Shore and some of her friends *ahem* hanging out in Italy.

Plan for Thrills (and Chills) for Halloween

Perhaps this magical pumpkin knows where the good costumes are.

By Alexa Day

Got your Halloween costume yet?

I know it’s still about six weeks away, but Halloween has a way of sneaking up on a girl. Every year, the mad rush for the good costumes comes earlier and earlier. If you don’t get your costume locked down, you can definitely end up wearing something regrettable (hello, sexy ear of corn) and thereby having a regrettable time at the annual Halloween party.

And there’s sure to be at leas...

Warning: Do NOT Read Kristen Ashley

by Kiersten Hallie Krum

Every so often, you stumble onto a new author and feel the need to tell everyone in your contacts list, or your Facebook feed, or your Twitter timeline, or all of them together to go out and read that author tout freaking suite.The reverse is also true, that being when a dire warning is instead deeply required.

Well, let me warn you now not to start reading Kristen Ashley’s racy contemporary romance novels and especially not her (relatively) new racy bad boy biker Chao...

Sexy Saturday Round Up

Hello readers — Welcome in the fall with today’s fun links and then get out there and enjoy yourself.

Today I’m allllllllll by myyyyyyyyy sel–el-elf. But that’s okay, Elizabeth Shore will be back next week and there’s a lot to look at here:

–Madeline

From the NYTimes: When your sex life doesn’t follow the script.

Loved this post: Your boobs are amazing—so find a bra that truly fits:

He’s quite fit! The 54 year old model

One way for guys to ramp up their sex life: take on more child care dutie...