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Six things a city girl should know before she dates a guy from the country

Isabelle Drake’s handy reference guide to understanding the small town guy.

1. He’s not a hipster (…yet).

The first time you met him he was drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon and wearing a flannel shirt, a Carhartt beanie, and a pair of Red Wing boots. It was only until you got close enough to hear what he was saying that you realized he was talking about how he was all-conference middle line-backer his senior year, and not discussing how Paul Thomas Anderson is America’s “most important”

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Like Boxers?

by Madeline Iva

Not these boxers —

Nicer than tightey whiteys

THESE Boxers….

Yum!

So I’ve been reading books by Elisabeth Staab,who as you may know, did a saucy little interview with meHERE on Lady Smut once upon a time.

She’s turned away (for the moment) from paranormal smexy to rather sweet contemporary romances and has two new books out.Let’s take a gander, shall we?

At the Stars

At the Stars — click to buy.

One is called At the StarsAT THE STARS and the other is Acts of Creation (Evergreen...

Viva Italia!

Elizabeth Shore and some of her friends hanging out in Italy.

Elizabeth Shore is off in Italy hanging out with some friends. Poor thing. So sad. I’m so glad I’m not seeing great art, having to eat amazing food and look at gloriously sensual Italian men all day. Meanwhile, here are some of her excellent posts from the past — check it out, mates.

Howling Good Wolf Tales

Couples Who Read Together

Oh Cum On! Are you Gonna Swallow That?

All Choked Up About Taboo

Hot Men For Cold Nights

The White Zone Is For Picking Up Passengers: Hot Airport Sex

No travel for me this holiday weekend, just lots of work this Labor Day. Next week, I’ll have some exciting news for you all! This week, all I’ve got is a nice, warm flashback to a long-ago holiday trip.

By Alexa Day

I hate flying. Airfare’s out of control. That position you have to assume in the scanner machine – I don’t know, isn’t that exactly the posture of those people in horror movies who are about to be crushed by something huge? The whole experience has driven me to road trips. I only...

A Day Off From Labor

by Kiersten Hallie Krum

Happy Labor Day, lovely Lady Smutters!

On which we should all do absolutely no laboring.

Not this:

Or this:

Certainly not this:

And never this:

So, I dunno. Go fly a kite…

…hit the beach….

…or fire up…the grill

But don’t you do nothin’ today….

Let him do all the work.

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See y’all next week. :)

Marbles in Your Panties And Harry Potter with Multi Award-Winning Author Cecilia Tan

by Elizabeth SaFleur

The list of kudos, awards and testimonials for writer, editor and activist CECILIA TAN, if listed here, would break this blog. She has been inducted into the Saints & Sinners Hall of Fame for GLBT Writers, won a coveted RT Reviewers Choice Award in Erotic Romance, the Maggie Award for Excellence, and TANherself was awarded the RT Career Achievement Award in Erotic Fiction and the RT Pioneer Award in Genre Fiction for Erotica at the last RT Booklovers Convention.

That’s th...

The Hawt Men From U.N.C.L.E.

Lookin’ good, Henry.

by Madeline Iva

Is Henry Cavill the most beautiful man on the face of this planet? Probably.* I’ve talked about him before, and goggled over him in Superman, but this time Henry is in THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E.** a movie I shelled out the big bucks to see while it’s still in the movie theaters, cause in the previews, damn, he looked hot.

I’m happy to say the movie *is*as fun and stylish as it looked. Although I was a little surprised—not by Henry–though he totallydelivers on...

How I Drool Over Your Tattoo

By Elizabeth Shore

Remember those 80s romance novel covers? Of COURSE you do. Bare chested, long-haired, totally hot, ripped guys, arms wrapped possessively around the doe-eyed adoring heroine. To wit:

Then in the 90s there was somedrastic backpeddling, with dully innocuous covers which were neither tantalizing nor told much about the content within becoming common fare. Check out Judith McNaught’sParadise, for example. Pearls and petals don’t tell you much, but readers also didn’t feel t...

Fear the Walking Dead: Is This the Way the World Ends?

I know, Alicia. I’m bored, too.

By Alexa Day

I’ve spent two weeks trying to figure out why I can’t get into Fear the Walking Dead.

I mean, I love the original TWD all to pieces. I’ve hung up on people when their phone calls threaten to overlap with those precious first few minutes of the show. I treasure my Twitter time with the rest of the viewership. My iPod is jammed with music from the show and the promos.

I worship Richonne and I do it proudly.

TWD has moved me (“It’s for you”), shocked...