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HERMANDIBLE IS HERE!

But before we get to all that Young Adult fiction goodness...

Order HERMANDIBLE From Amazon or Ronni's Books Directly NOW!

Join the AMITYVILLE BACKPACK Indiegogo campaign! Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and more! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media.

MANSPLAINED is being screened and tweaked so it should be ready to send to SRS CINEMA later this week.  The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT I think you can still be involved. Many thanks to everyone donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out.

 

The longhand version of UPDATE is still being typed up. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.

 

My next book is going to be a boxing story titled MY MOM, THE CHAMPION. It's about a girl whose mom gets a big a fight and how that effects them both. Currently working on the outline which I hope to have done soon!

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE world. It might even be a love story.

About HERMANDIBLE:
 Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

AMITYVILLE BACKPACK and HERMANDIBLE!

 Join the Amityville Backpack Indiegogo!

Get involved in the AMITYVILLE BACKPACK Indiegogo campaign! Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and more! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media.

MANSPLAINED is currently having the audio and the visuals tightened up. It should be ready to send to SRS CINEMA in a couple of weeks.  The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT I think you can still be involved. Many thanks to everyone donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out.

 

The longhand version of UPDATE is still being typed up. Hopefully, it will be ready to show in about 8-10 weeks. I am trying to work on it daily. That doesn't always happen but I am trying. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.

 

My next book is going to be a boxing story titled MY MOM, THE CHAMPION. It's about a girl whose mom gets a big a fight and how that effects them both. More on that one later!

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE world. It might even be a love story.

About HERMANDIBLE:
 Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

Book Rewrite Turned In... Amityville Backpack Looms!

 More to come...

Turned in the newest rewrite the new book I am writing for Saddleback Educational Publishing! Waiting to here back...

MANSPLAINED is almost at the point in the  rough edit where I am going to start fixing the audio and tightening it up. It should be ready to send to SRS CINEMA in a couple of weeks.  The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT I think you can still be involved. Many thanks to everyone donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out. Also, I will be announcing the first of three new films for SRS Cinema, shooting this summer and into the fall, next week!

 

The longhand version of UPDATE is still being typed up. Hopefully, it will be ready to show in about 8-10 weeks. Sadly, things keep coming up that stop me from getting to it. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

HERMANDIBLE should be published in April. Things just keep coming up that are delaying that. After that, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE world. It might even be a love story.

About HERMANDIBLE:
 Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

Rewriting A Book and Now 3 Projects With SRS Cinema!

 

Not Sure What To Say About This Photo.

Rewriting the new book Saddleback Educational Publishing! This dark story is just about where it needs to be... I just have to do a little more work.

MANSPLAINED is now having the rough edit bumped up in terms of audio and the visuals. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT I think you can still be involved. Many thanks to everyone donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out. Also, there are going to be three new films made for SRS Cinema shooting this summer and into the fall. More on those as they move along!

 

The longhand version of UPDATE is being typed up. Hopefully, it will be ready to show in about 8-10 weeks. I just need to stay focused. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

HERMANDIBLE should be published in April. Things just keep coming up that are delaying that. After that, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE world. It might even be a love story.

About HERMANDIBLE:
 Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

Turning In A Book and 2 New Projects with SRS Cinema

Trying to Get Better At Chess… It’s Not Exactly Happening.

Turned in my new book to Saddleback Educational Publishing and I am waiting to hear back! This story is a bit different and darker, and I hope readers like it.

MANSPLAINED is rough edited. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT I think you can still be involved. Many thanks to everyone donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out. About to start fixing the audio and tightening it up! Also, there are going to be two new films made for SRS Cinema shooting this summer. More on those as they move along!

 

The longhand version of UPDATE is still being typed up. It should be ready to show in about 8-10 weeks. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

HERMANDIBLE should be published in April. After that, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE world. It might even be a love story. I’d hoped to have HERMANDIBLE published by now, but things happen…

About HERMANDIBLE:
 Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

Turning In The New Book, Update Script, And More!

 Sometimes It's The Simple Things...

My new book for Saddleback Educational Publishing is being rewritten and sent off today! I am sure there will be rewrites but I am excited about it!

MANSPLAINED is almost done being rough edited. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT I think you can still be involved. Many thanks to everyone donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out.

 

The longhand version of UPDATE is being typed up. It should be ready to show around in about 6-8 weeks. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

HERMANDIBLE should be published in March. After that, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE world. It might even be a love story...

About HERMANDIBLE:
 Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

Almost Done With The Saddleback Book and More!

 

A Boxing Movie I Made That Found Its Way to A Public Library.

The new book for Saddleback Educational Publishing should be completed in 4 days. Then it will be rewritten and sent off! It took me a little longer than usual to get the outline where it needed to be, but that's just the way it goes sometimes.

MANSPLAINED is still being edited. I am about 1/2 way through the rough cut of the film. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT I think you can still be involved. Many thanks to everyone donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out.

 

The longhand version of UPDATE is almost finished being rewritten. After that, I will start typing it up. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

HERMANDIBLE should be published in March.

About HERMANDIBLE:
 Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

Working on A New Book and Editing, Editing and More Editing

 

My Neighbor Mr. Tullai and I Having Our Weekly Coffee

Well, the outline for Saddleback Educational Publishing has been accepted and the book writing begins tomorrow. By this time next week, I should be pretty close to finishing a first draft of the book.

MANSPLAINED is being edited. In about two weeks or so, I hope to have a very rough cut of the film. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT I think you can still be involved. Many thanks to everyone donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out.

 

Still reading over the longhand version of UPDATE, then I will start typing it up. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

HERMANDIBLE should be published in March.

About HERMANDIBLE:
 Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

Mansplained is Shot! Back to Hermandible and Update!

 

Shot from Mansplained. It will be done in late March or early April.

Still reworking the new book outline with Saddleback Educational Publishing. I think I am fairly close to cracking this!

MANSPLAINED is shot! Well... about 90% of it. I am going to start editing it and then shoot the final 10% in March. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT I think you can still be involved. Many thanks to everyone donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out.

 

UPDATE has resumed! I am reading over the longhand version of the script, then I will start typing it up. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

HERMANDIBLE will soon be back on track to being published in March.

About HERMANDIBLE:
 Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

Saddleback Book Saga, Mansplained and a Resuming of Other Work

 

Myself On The Wall of Tustin Unified District Office Last Year

Once again, still reworking the new book outline with Saddleback Educational Publishing. It's very close to being ready to write... I think! In fact, I believe I will be well into it the next time I do a website update.

MANSPLAINED shoots in 3 days on February 18th. There will be some more, minor things to shoot after that, but 90% of the movie will be done that day. The INDIEGOGO has closed BUT I think you can still be involved. Many thanks to everyone donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out. For some reason, I am really nervous about this shoot...

 

UPDATE will resume next week as MANSPLAINED will be getting prepared to be edited. I've actually doing some research and expanding the UPDATE script in the meantime. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

HERMANDIBLE is done. It will be formatted next week and published after that.

About HERMANDIBLE:
 Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.