Evan Jacobs's Blog, page 4
January 31, 2024
FREE BLOCKBUSTER FOUNTAIN VALLEY IS BACK!
Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley Returns!
Read Ronni's Books on Substack! There's chapters of books, whole books and more! It features the first 2 chapters of VAMPOINDEXTER, HERMANDIBLE, ANNA TOUCANA, and MOTHCATCHER AND HALLOWEEN COSTUME to start. It also features the first two books in THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE SERIES (1984-1985).
SRS CINEMA invite you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS right here! In the final stages with this one…
Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley is back! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. There are new DVDs, a new paint job (of sorts) , and new Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley stickers!
THE FRONTROOMS is will be here soon!! The DVD and Blu-ray will have...
- Trailer
- Deleted Scenes
- Commentary Track
For this movie, I wanted to go a little light on the supplemental features to help create an aura of mystery. Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is on its way on Blu-ray shortly! It should be streaming shortly after that as well. Did you know for the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Watch MANSPLAINED here for FREE on TUBI TV! Grab the MANSPLAINED DVD HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. Watch a review of it HERE.
Talking to Saddleback Publishing about a new idea. If it happens, it won’t be until the summer…
UPDATE is still in the midst of a final read! Currently, I am outlining my next script which is going to be a comedy!
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is still being rewritten and hopefully released from Ronni's Books in April. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. Early chapters will make their way to the Ronni's Books Substack.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
January 24, 2024
Focusing On The Writing
Subscribe to Ronni's Books on Substack for FREE!You can read Ronni's Books on Substack! There's chapters of books, whole books and more! It features the first 2 chapters of VAMPOINDEXTER, HERMANDIBLE, ANNA TOUCANA, and MOTHCATCHER AND HALLOWEEN COSTUME to start. It also features the first book in THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE SERIES (1984-1985).
SRS CINEMA invite you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS right here! The film moves closer to being done every day and it should be done in 2-3 weeks! Get in while the getting is good!
Come by and see Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. It should be back when you read this! There will be new DVDs, a new paint job, and Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley stickers!
THE FRONTROOMS is almost here!! The DVD and Blu-ray will have...
- Trailer
- Deleted Scenes
- Commentary Track
For this movie, I wanted to go a little light on the supplemental features to help create an aura of mystery. Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK will be here soon on Blu-ray shortly! It should be streaming shortly after that as well. Did you know for the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Watch MANSPLAINED here for FREE on TUBI TV! Grab the MANSPLAINED DVD HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. Watch a review of it HERE.
Turned in the sixth book in the new series for Saddleback Publishing! A rewrite will be coming for book number five but not four... because it was approved!
UPDATE is in the midst of a final read! Currently, I am outlining my next script which is going to be a comedy!
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is being rewritten and hopefully released from Ronni's Books in April. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. Early chapters will make their way to the Ronni's Books Substack.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
January 17, 2024
Back in California!
A Grand Month in North Carolina... Now it's 4 Months in California... and I Return!
Read Ronni's Books on Substack! There's chapters of books, whole books and more! It features the first 2 chapters of VAMPOINDEXTER, HERMANDIBLE, and ANNA TOUCANA to start. It also features the first book in THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE SERIES (1984-1985).
SRS CINEMA (and I) want you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS right here! The film moves closer to being done every day and it should be done in 2-3 weeks!
Come by and see Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. It will be returning in 2024 better than ever after being burgled! There will be new DVDs, a new paint job, and Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley stickers!
THE FRONTROOMS is shipping soon?? Just finished the commentary track which means the DVD will have...
- Trailer
- Deleted Scenes
- Commentary Track
For this movie, I wanted to go a little light on the supplemental features to help create an aura of mystery. Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK will start shipping soon on Blu-ray shortly! It should be streaming shortly after that as well. Did you know for the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Stream MANSPLAINED here for FREE on TUBI TV! Grab the MANSPLAINED DVD HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. Watch a review of it HERE.
About to turn in the sixth book in the new series for Saddleback Publishing! A rewrite will be coming for book number five and possibly four.
UPDATE is about to have a final read. Currently, I am outlining my next script which is going to be a comedy!
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION begins being rewritten in February and, hopefully, ending in April. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. It will be rewritten once the new project with Saddleback is done! Early chapters will make their way to the Ronni's Books Substack.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
January 10, 2024
On Substack!
Check Out Ronni's Books on SubstackWant to read Ronni's Books? Well, now you can by going to our Substack. There's chapters of books, whole books and more! It features the first 2 chapters of VAMPOINDEXTER, HERMANDIBLE, and ANNA TOUCANA to start. It also features the first book in THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE SERIES (1984-1985).
SRS CINEMA (and I) want you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS right here! The film is over halfway rough edited and by this time next week the rough edit should be done! I am planning on having it completed by 1/28!
Come by and see Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. It will be returning in 2024 better than ever after being burgled! There will be new DVDs, a new paint job, and Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley stickers!
Did you know the THE FRONTROOMS is coming soon?? Just finished the commentary track which means the DVD will have...
- Trailer
- Deleted Scenes
- Commentary Track
For this movie, I wanted to go a little light on the supplemental features to help create an aura of mystery. Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK should start shipping soon on Blu-ray shortly! It should be streaming shortly after that as well. Did you know for the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
You can stream MANSPLAINED here for FREE! Grab the MANSPLAINED DVD HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. Watch a review of it HERE.
Turned in the rewrite for the fourth book in the new series for Saddleback Publishing! Now, finishing up book number six and I know a rewrite will be coming for book number five. Not sure how I keep everything straight... but I am trying.
UPDATE is done! I just need to give it a final read. Currently, I am outlining my next script which is going to be a comedy!
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is going to get the rewrite treatment starting in February and, hopefully, ending in April. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. It will be rewritten once the new project with Saddleback is done! Early chapters will make their way to the Ronni's Books Substack.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
January 3, 2024
North Carolina On My Mind
Me and Isaac Golub Having A Meal.
SRS CINEMA invites you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS here! The film is almost halfway rough edited and by this time next week it should be halfway rough edited! My hope is to have it over 3/4's of the way done before I leave in 2-3 weeks.
Come by and see Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. It will be returning in 2024 better than ever after being burgled! There will be new DVDs, a new paint job, and Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley stickers!
THE FRONTROOMS is coming soon! Just finished the commentary track which means the DVD will have...
- Trailer
- Deleted Scenes
- Commentary Track
For this movie, I wanted to go a little light on the supplemental features to help create an aura of mystery. Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK will start shipping on Blu-ray shortly! It should be streaming shortly after that as well. Did you know for the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Watch MANSPLAINED here for FREE! Grab the MANSPLAINED DVD HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. Watch a review of it HERE.
Turned in the fifth book in the new series for Saddleback Publishing! Now, working on book number six and I just got notes back for book number four. They seemed very happy with it, so I am excited to see what they think of book number five.
UPDATE is done! I just need to give it a final read. Currently, I am outlining my next script which is going to be a comedy!
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION will be rewritten starting in February and, hopefully, ending in April. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. It will be rewritten once the new project with Saddleback is done!
In fact, I might be starting a SUBSTACK for Ronni's Books which will make the the first 2 chapters of VAMPOINDEXTER, HERMANDIBLE, and ANNA TOUCANA available to start. It will also feature chapters from MY MOM, THE CHAMPION and my other books shortly after it is launched, as well as some other books that might only be available on the the SUBSTACK. Still working this out, so I will keep you posted!
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
December 27, 2023
Happy Almost New Year!
Myself, Mike, and Chazz.🙏SRS CINEMA invites you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS here! Post production is well underway in North Carolina! My hope is to have it over 1/2 way done before I leave in 2-3 weeks.
Come by and see Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. It will be returning in 2024 better than ever after being burgled!
THE FRONTROOMS is coming soon! Just turned in more extras! Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is will be here on Blu-ray and streaming before we know it! Did you know for the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Watch MANSPLAINED here for FREE! Grab the MANSPLAINED Blu-ray HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here.Watch a review of it HERE.
Turned in the fifth book in the new series for Saddleback Publishing! Now, working on book number six!
UPDATE has about one rewrite to go. It is basically done, I am just going over it to make sure there are few, if any, logic gaps. Not that I think a script or movie can't have that. I just want to control it if I can! A new script looms on the horizon after a I take about a month off to think about it some more...
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION will be rewritten starting in February and, hopefully, ending in April. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. It will be rewritten once the new project with Saddleback is done!
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
December 20, 2023
Amityville Backrooms Is Being Edited!
Amityville Backrooms in the Amityville Backyard!SRS CINEMA and wants you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS here! As you can see... post productionhas begun in North Carolina!
Come by and see Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. It's up now!
THE FRONTROOMS trailer should be coming soon! Currently working on the extras! Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is going to here on Blu-ray and streaming before we know it! Did you know for the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Stream MANSPLAINED here for FREE! Grab the MANSPLAINED Blu-ray HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here.Watch a review of it HERE.
Done with the fifth book in the new series for Saddleback Publishing! Currently rewriting it.
UPDATE has two rewrites to go. It is basically done, I am just going over it in these rewrites to make sure there are few, if any, logic gaps. Not that I think a script or movie can't have that. I just want to control it if I can!
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION to be rewritten soon. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. It will be rewritten once the new project with Saddleback is done!
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
December 13, 2023
Heading Back East
See Movies I Made About The Hangar's Burning on Anhedenia Films TV.SRS CINEMA and wants you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS here! This is going to begin post production in the next few weeks or so... mostly likely on my trip to North Carolina!
Come by and see Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. It's up now!
THE FRONTROOMS has been approved by the distributor. It clocks in at 73 minutes. Currently putting together the extras. Many thanks to everyone who has supported it thus far! Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is going to Blu-ray soon. Did you know for the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Stream MANSPLAINED here for FREE! Grab the MANSPLAINED Blu-ray HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Watch a review of it HERE.
Over halfway done with the fifth book in the new series for Saddleback Publishing! So far they seem very happy with the new series.
The UPDATE has started back up with plans for it to be worked on daily. Currently reading this to help bump it up. Two and half more rewrites to go and it is done.
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION to be rewritten soon. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. It will be rewritten once the new project with Saddleback is done!
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
December 6, 2023
Switching Things Up
Mike Hartsfield in THE FRONTROOMS.SRS CINEMA and Ronni's Books invites you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS here! This is going to begin post production in the next few weeks or so! Very excited about and it might actually be edited out of state!
Come by and see Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. It's up now!
THE FRONTROOMS has been turned in to the distributor. It clocks in at 73 minutes. Waiting to hear back from the distributor then it's time to start putting together the extras. Many thanks to everyone who has supported it thus far! Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is ready to go to Blu-ray. For the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Did you know you can stream MANSPLAINED here! Grab the MANSPLAINED Blu-ray HERE. They look GREAT! I also like the standard DVD that has a character on it that's NOT in the movie. Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Watch a review of it HERE.
Starting the fifth book in the new series for Saddleback Publishing! I love it!
The UPDATE rewrite is starting back up with plans for it to be worked on daily. Currently reading this to help bump it up. Two and half more rewrites to go and it is done.
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is DONE. Now it needs... what else? A rewrite! This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. It will be rewritten once the new project with Saddleback is done!
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
November 29, 2023
Writing Is An Interesting Thing to Do With All Your Time
The character of Gerry in THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE books and the movies 1985-1986 and COOL SUMMER is based on German Utria. Interview coming soon.SRS CINEMA and Ronni's Books invites you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS here! This is going to be a very interesting merging of old and new horror ideas, and I am extremely excited to make this film!
Visit Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. It's up now!
There looks like there might be a novelization of one of my movies not adapted by me. More on this as it develops but I will make the movie available here, once I know more! As a hint, it's currently available on Blu-ray and on Tubi.
THE FRONTROOMS is currently adding all the perks and then it's just editing and refining. It should run 73 minutes or so. This is going to be an extremely moody slow burn. Many thanks to everyone who has supported it thus far! Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK has ALL the deliverables for the Blu-ray release turned in. For the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Stream MANSPLAINED here! Grab the MANSPLAINED Blu-ray HERE. They look GREAT! I also like the standard DVD that seems to have a character on it that's NOT in the movie. Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Watch a review of it HERE.
Just turned in the fourth book in the new series for Saddleback Publishing! Now rewriting the third book in the series and before that I turned in a rewrite of the second book in the series. I love it!
The UPDATE rewrite is still slow going mainly because I am essentially rewriting 3 books right now. I will get back on it consistently. Currently reading this to help bump it up. Two and half more rewrites to go and it is done.
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is DONE. Now it needs... what else? A rewrite! This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. It will be rewritten once the new project with Saddleback is done!
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...


