Evan Jacobs's Blog, page 3
April 17, 2024
Free Blockbuster FV is BACK!
Third Time is the Charm! Free Blockbuster FV Returns!
Read Ronni's Books for FREE on Substack? Subscribe as well because there's new content posted weekly. There's chapters of books, whole books and more! It features the first 2 chapters of VAMPOINDEXTER, HERMANDIBLE, ANNA TOUCANA, MOTHCATCHER AND HALLOWEEN COSTUME plus more. It also features full length books from THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE SERIES (1984-1985).
SRS CINEMA implores you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS right here! The master and all the extras have been turned in.
The outlines for SRS are moving along and should be done in a couple of weeks. Yippee! More on them as Ron and Co. announces them...
Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley is back in a very scaled down way at present. Check the site for location!
THE FRONTROOMS is hete!! The DVD and Blu-ray with the following extras are out now...
- Trailer
- Deleted Scenes
- Commentary Track
For this movie, I wanted to go a little light on the supplemental features to help create an aura of mystery around the movie. Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
Stream MANSPLAINED here for FREE on TUBI TV! Grab the MANSPLAINED DVD HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. Watch a review of it HERE. Post it about EVERYWHERE!
TAKING REUVEN TO SHUL (or it might be called LIFE'S IMPERFECT), my newest script, is done in longhand form. It's about an older man trying to get to the synagogue to say a prayer (Kaddish) for his recently deceased best pal. Hopefully, typing it up shortly.
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is stalled at rewrite number two . It will continue to be rewritten and hopefully released from Ronni's Books in May. Or, it might have to wait until August. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. Early chapters will make their way to the Ronni's Books Substack. The first one already is!
Working on more books for a series I am doing with SADDLEBACK EDUCATIONAL PUBLISHING. There are 8 in total so far and the first 6 have been approved. Outlining a potential NEW series too!
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
April 10, 2024
More Writing, More Rewriting, and Frontrooms Blu-rays Shipping!
The Front Rooms is HERE!You can read Ronni's Books for FREE on Substack? Subscribe as well because there's new content posted weekly. There's chapters of books, whole books and more! It features the first 2 chapters of VAMPOINDEXTER, HERMANDIBLE, ANNA TOUCANA, MOTHCATCHER AND HALLOWEEN COSTUME plus more. It also features full length books from THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE SERIES (1984-1985).
SRS CINEMA wants you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS right here! The master and all the extras have been turned in.
Still outlining the new films for SRS. More on them as Ron and Co. announces them... I plan to turn in the first 2 in a couple of weeks or less.
Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley is going to come back! I've got a plan, I just need to create the new, physical structure. Check the site for location.
THE FRONTROOMS is upon us!! The DVD and Blu-ray with the following extras should be released any day now...
- Trailer
- Deleted Scenes
- Commentary Track
For this movie, I wanted to go a little light on the supplemental features to help create an aura of mystery around the movie. Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
You can stream MANSPLAINED here for FREE on TUBI TV! Grab the MANSPLAINED DVD HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. Watch a review of it HERE. Post it about EVERYWHERE!
TAKING REUVEN TO SHUL (or it might be called LIFE'S IMPERFECT), my newest script, is done in longhand form. It's about an older man trying to get to the synagogue to say a prayer (Kaddish) for his recently deceased best pal. Typing it up shortly.
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is stalled at rewrite number two . It will continue to be rewritten and hopefully released from Ronni's Books in May. Or, it might have to wait until August. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. Early chapters will make their way to the Ronni's Books Substack. The first one already is!
Working on more books for a series I am doing with SADDLEBACK EDUCATIONAL PUBLISHING. There are 8 in total so far. I also am starting work on an outline for a potential NEW series too.
Lobbying a company that publishes novelizations of films to let me write one of my favorite movies as a book. A long shot BUT isn't it always?
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
April 3, 2024
FINAL RUN 2024 DVD COVER and MORE!
FINAL RUN 2024 DVD Cover! Discs coming SOON!
Did you know you can read Ronni's Books for FREE on Substack? Subscribe as well because there's new content posted weekly. There's chapters of books, whole books and more! It features the first 2 chapters of VAMPOINDEXTER, HERMANDIBLE, ANNA TOUCANA, MOTHCATCHER AND HALLOWEEN COSTUME plus more. It also features full length books from THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE SERIES (1984-1985).
SRS CINEMA wants you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS right here! The master and all the extras have been turned in.
Outlining the new films for SRS. More on them as Ron and Co. announces them... I plan to turn in the first 2 shortly.
The Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley is going to come back! Things are slow right now, but once I get moving this thing will be running at full speed. Not sure what that means but it sounded good... Check the site for location.
THE FRONTROOMS is upon us!! The DVD and Blu-ray with the following extras should be released any day now...
- Trailer
- Deleted Scenes
- Commentary Track
For this movie, I wanted to go a little light on the supplemental features to help create an aura of mystery around the movie. Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
My newest script, TAKING REUVEN TO SHUL (or it might be called LIFE'S IMPERFECT) is done in longhand form. It's about an older man trying to get to the synagogue to say a prayer (Kaddish) for his recently deceased best pal.I will be typing it up soon.
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION has moved into rewrite number two . It will continue to be rewritten and hopefully released from Ronni's Books in May. Or, it might have to wait until August. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. Early chapters will make their way to the Ronni's Books Substack. The first one already is!
Working on more books for a series I am doing with SADDLEBACK EDUCATIONAL PUBLISHING. There are 8 in total so far. I also am starting work on an outline for a potential NEW series too.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
March 27, 2024
Almost Mid-Year Doldrums (Funny How They Work)
Shot from a new film for Cinema Epoch called AMERICAN SCREAM.Read Ronni's Books for FREE on Substack! Subscribe as well because there's new content posted weekly. There's chapters of books, whole books and more! It features the first 2 chapters of VAMPOINDEXTER, HERMANDIBLE, ANNA TOUCANA, MOTHCATCHER AND HALLOWEEN COSTUME plus more. It also features full length books from THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE SERIES (1984-1985).
SRS CINEMA invites you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS right here! The master and all the extras have been turned in.
Signed another agreement with SRS for 3 more films. More on them as Ron and Co. announces them... I've been outlining them and plan the turn in the first two soon!
The Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley will be coming back! Things are slow right now, but once I get moving this thing will be running at full speed. Not sure what that means but it sounded good... Check the site for location.
THE FRONTROOMS is HERE!! The DVD and Blu-ray with the following extras should be released any day now...
- Trailer
- Deleted Scenes
- Commentary Track
For this movie, I wanted to go a little light on the supplemental features to help create an aura of mystery around the movie. Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
My newest script, TAKING REUVEN TO SHUL (or it might be called LIFE'S IMPERFECT) is going well, and I might even have a handwritten draft of it soon. It's about an older man trying to get to the synagogue to say a prayer (Kaddish) for his recently deceased best pal. The script is about 1/2 way complete.
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION has moved into rewrite number two . It will continue to be rewritten and hopefully released from Ronni's Books in May. Or, it might have to wait until August. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. Early chapters will make their way to the Ronni's Books Substack. The first one already is!
Currently working on outlines for a series I am doing with SADDLEBACK EDUCATIONAL PUBLISHING. After that, I am starting work on an outline for a NEW series in April.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
March 20, 2024
Setting Up 2024...
Bookself in my friend's home! QWIK CUTTER book on display!
You can read Ronni's Books for FREE on Substack! Subscribe as well because there's new content posted weekly. There's chapters of books, whole books and more! It features the first 2 chapters of VAMPOINDEXTER, HERMANDIBLE, ANNA TOUCANA, MOTHCATCHER AND HALLOWEEN COSTUME plus more. It also features the first full length books in THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE SERIES (1984-1985).
SRS CINEMA dares you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS right here! The master and all the extras have been turned in.
Recently signed another agreement with SRS for 3 more films. More on them as Ron and Co. announces them...
The Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley is coming back! Things are slow in the going but I will post when it's officially up and running. Check the site for location.
THE FRONTROOMS is HERE!! The DVD and Blu-ray will have...
- Trailer
- Deleted Scenes
- Commentary Track
For this movie, I wanted to go a little light on the supplemental features to help create an aura of mystery. Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
Writing my newest script! It's called TAKING REUVEN TO SHUL but it might be called LIFE'S IMPERFECT. It's about an older man trying to get to the synagogue to say a prayer (Kaddish) for his recently deceased best pal. The script is about 1/2 way complete.
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is moving into rewrite number two . It will continue to be rewritten and hopefully released from Ronni's Books in April. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. Early chapters will make their way to the Ronni's Books Substack.
Currently working on outlines for a series I am doing with SADDLEBACK EDUCATIONAL PUBLISHING. After that, I am starting work on an outline for a NEW series...
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
March 6, 2024
My Mom, The Champion Is Rounding A Corner
Interviewed Chris Lohman recently for the Amityville Backrooms extras!
Read Ronni's Books for FREE on Substack! There's chapters of books, whole books and more! It features the first 2 chapters of VAMPOINDEXTER, HERMANDIBLE, ANNA TOUCANA, MOTHCATCHER AND HALLOWEEN COSTUME plus more. It also features the first full legnth books in THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE SERIES (1984-1985).
SRS CINEMA dares you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS right here! The master has been turned in and reviewed with flying colors. Working on the extras and then it's on to the next!
Did you know Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley was back! Sadly, it was taken AGAIN. I think it might be done. It's not a lot of work but it's been taken twice so far and that seems like a sign... Until it's official, check the site for location.
THE FRONTROOMS is HERE!! The DVD and Blu-ray will have...
- Trailer
- Deleted Scenes
- Commentary Track
For this movie, I wanted to go a little light on the supplemental features to help create an aura of mystery. Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
Hey!! AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is available on Blu-ray! Grab it here! It should be streaming shortly and as soon as it is we will let you know. Did you know for the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Writing my newest script! It's called TAKING REUVEN TO SHUL but it might be called LIFE'S IMPERFECT. It's about an older man trying to get to the synagogue to say a prayer (Kaddish) for his recently deceased best pal.
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION almost done with rewrite number one (that's why I said it has turned a corner). It will continue to be rewritten and hopefully released from Ronni's Books in April. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. Early chapters will make their way to the Ronni's Books Substack.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
February 28, 2024
Found an Old Book That...
Just Needs A Rewrite and then Ronni's Books is Releasing It!
You can Ronni's Books for FREE on Substack! There's chapters of books, whole books and more! It features the first 2 chapters of VAMPOINDEXTER, HERMANDIBLE, ANNA TOUCANA, MOTHCATCHER AND HALLOWEEN COSTUME plus more. It also features the first full legnth books in THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE SERIES (1984-1985).
SRS CINEMA really wants you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS right here! The master has been turned in and reviewed with flying colors. Finishing up the delivery and then it's on to the next!
Did you know Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley was back! Sadly, it was taken AGAIN. Take a movie, leave a movie, or take all the movies! Check the site for location. There are new DVDs, a new paint job (of sorts) , and new Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley stickers coming as soon as we get the new one up! Just figure it out...
THE FRONTROOMS is HERE!! The DVD and Blu-ray will have...
- Trailer
- Deleted Scenes
- Commentary Track
For this movie, I wanted to go a little light on the supplemental features to help create an aura of mystery. Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is a hit on Blu-ray! Grab it here! It should be streaming shortly and as soon as it is we will let you know. Did you know for the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Outlining my next script which is going to be a comedy! Current title is TAKING REUVEN TO SHUL but it might be called LIFE'S IMPERFECT.
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is currently being rewritten and hopefully released from Ronni's Books in April. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. Early chapters will make their way to the Ronni's Books Substack.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
February 21, 2024
Second Verse Same As the First
Well FreeBlockbuster Fountain Valley has been taken AGAIN!
Read Ronni's Books for FREE on Substack! There's chapters of books, whole books and more! It features the first 2 chapters of VAMPOINDEXTER, HERMANDIBLE, ANNA TOUCANA, MOTHCATCHER AND HALLOWEEN COSTUME plus more. It also features the first full legnth books in THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE SERIES (1984-1985).
SRS CINEMA wants you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS right here! The master has been turned in and reviewed with flying colors. What's next? We shall see!
Did you know Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley was back! Sadly, it was taken AGAIN. Take a movie, leave a movie, or take all the movies! Check the site for location. There are new DVDs, a new paint job (of sorts) , and new Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley stickers coming as soon as we get the new one up!
THE FRONTROOMS is HERE!! The DVD and Blu-ray will have...
- Trailer
- Deleted Scenes
- Commentary Track
For this movie, I wanted to go a little light on the supplemental features to help create an aura of mystery. Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is on Blu-ray NOW! Grab it here! It should be streaming shortly and as soon as it is we will let you know. Did you know for the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
UPDATE is finished and being shown around. I am hard at work outlining my next script which is going to be a comedy!
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is still being rewritten and hopefully released from Ronni's Books in April. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. Early chapters will make their way to the Ronni's Books Substack.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
February 14, 2024
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is OUT on Blu-ray!
It's Yours Now!
Grab AMITYVILLE BACKPACK on Blu-ray HERE!
You can read Ronni's Books on Substack! There's chapters of books, whole books and more! It features the first 2 chapters of VAMPOINDEXTER, HERMANDIBLE, ANNA TOUCANA, and MOTHCATCHER AND HALLOWEEN COSTUME to start. It also features the first two books in THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE SERIES (1984-1985).
SRS CINEMA invites you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS right here! The master has been turned in for review. Waiting to see if it's approved.
Did you know Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley is back! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. There are new DVDs, a new paint job (of sorts) , and new Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley stickers!
THE FRONTROOMS is coming for you!! The DVD and Blu-ray will have...
- Trailer
- Deleted Scenes
- Commentary Track
For this movie, I wanted to go a little light on the supplemental features to help create an aura of mystery. Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is on Blu-ray! Grab it here! It should be streaming shortly after that as well. Did you know for the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
You can watch MANSPLAINED here for FREE on TUBI TV! Grab the MANSPLAINED DVD HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. Watch a review of it HERE.
UPDATE is DONE! Writing the logline and synopsis to start showing it around. Currently, I am outlining my next script which is going to be a comedy!
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is still being rewritten and hopefully released from Ronni's Books in April. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. Early chapters will make their way to the Ronni's Books Substack.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
February 7, 2024
Out With the Old Projects... In With Some New Ones!
Plan to Make An Animated Film About the Drug Industry!
Subscribe to Ronni's Books on Substack! There's chapters of books, whole books and more! It features the first 2 chapters of VAMPOINDEXTER, HERMANDIBLE, ANNA TOUCANA, MOTHCATCHER AND HALLOWEEN COSTUME, and ATTACK OF THE DRONE to start. It also features the first two books in THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE SERIES (1984-1985).
SRS CINEMA invite you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS right here! This one is finishing up so get in while the getting is good!
Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley is going strong! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. There are new DVDs, a new paint job (of sorts) , and new Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley stickers!
THE FRONTROOMS is will be here soon!! The DVD and Blu-ray will have...
- Trailer
- Deleted Scenes
- Commentary Track
For this movie, I went little light on the supplemental features to help create an aura of mystery around this creepy project. Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is being packed onto a Blu-ray shortly! It should be streaming after that as well. Did you know for the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
You can watch MANSPLAINED here for FREE on TUBI TV! Grab the MANSPLAINED DVD HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. Watch a review of it HERE.
Rewrites for books 5 and 6 of a new series with Saddleback Publishing should be coming any day now!
UPDATE is done! Currently, I am writing the logline and synopsis for it then it's a small break and I will begin outlining my next script! It will be a comedy.
The MY MOM, THE CHAMPION rewrite goes splendidly. It should hopefully be released from Ronni's Books in April. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. Early chapters will make their way to the Ronni's Books Substack.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
