Evan Jacobs's Blog, page 5
November 22, 2023
Rewrite City
I thought this was a good shot so I tempted fate and took it.
SRS CINEMA and Ronni's Books wants you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS here! This is going to be a very interesting merging of old and new horror ideas, and I am extremely excited to make this film!
Visit Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. It's up now!
THE FRONTROOMS is about 3/4's of the way edited. This is going to be an extremely moody slow burn. Many thanks to everyone who has supported it thus far! Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK has nearly all the deliverables for the Blu-ray release turned in. For the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Grab the MANSPLAINED Blu-ray HERE. They look GREAT! I also like the standard DVD that seems to have a character on it that's NOT in the movie. Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Watch a review of it HERE.
Still rewriting the fourth book in the new series for Saddleback Publishing! It should be turned in in a couple of days. They also sent me some books from a new series by Jennifer Liss. Find out about it HERE. It is AWESOME!
The UPDATE is slow going mainly because I am essentially rewriting 3 books right now. I will get back on it consistently. Currently reading this to help bump it up. Two and half more rewrites to go and it is done.
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is DONE. Now it needs... what else? A rewrite! This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. It will be rewritten once the new project with Saddleback is done!
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
November 15, 2023
I Love This Time of Year
A Rainy Night At Trust RecordsAMITYVILLE BACKROOMS is getting made with SRS CINEMA handling all worldwide rights! Get involved here! This is going to be a very interesting merging of old and new horror ideas, and I am extremely excited to make this film!
Stop by Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. It's up now!
THE FRONTROOMS is about 1/2 way edited. This is going to be an extremely moody slow burn. Many thanks to everyone who has supported it thus far! Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK has nearly all the deliverables for the Blu-ray release turned in. For the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Pick Up the MANSPLAINED Blu-ray HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Watch a review of it HERE.
Re-writing the fourth book in the new series for Saddleback Publishing! They also sent me some books from a new series by Jennifer Liss. Find out about it HERE. It is AWESOME!
The UPDATE rewrite keeps going. I just need to work on it consistently. Currently reading this to help bump it up. Two and half more rewrites to go and it is done.
Recently sent out a longer synopsis of GUESTS to a director. They are showing it to their producers so let’s see what happens. It’s easily one of the most commercial things I’ve ever done.
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is DONE. Now it needs... what else? A rewrite! This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. It will be rewritten once the new project with Saddleback is done!
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
November 8, 2023
Stuff and More Stuff
AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS is happening with SRS CINEMA! Get involved here! This is going to be a very interesting merging of old and new horror ideas, and I am extremely excited to make this film!
Visit Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. It's up now!
THE FRONTROOMS is being edited. This is going to be an extremely moody slow burn. Many thanks to everyone who has supported it thus far! Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is done. The master has been turned in and approved. Currently finishing up the special features. For the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is going to be an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Grab the MANSPLAINED Blu-ray HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Watch a review of it HERE.
Writing the fourth book in the new series for Saddleback Publishing! They also sent me some books from a new series by Jennifer Liss. Find out about it HERE. It is AWESOME!
The UPDATE rewrite keeps going. I just need to work on it consistently. Currently reading this to help bump it up.
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is DONE. Now it needs... what else? A rewrite! This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. It will be rewritten once the new project with Saddleback is done!
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
November 1, 2023
AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS!
Join the INDIEGOGO for AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS!
Making AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS with SRS CINEMA! You can get involved here! This is going to be a very interesting merging of old and new horror ideas, and I am extremely excited to make this film!
Visit Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. It should be up soon!
THE FRONTROOMS editing is moving along. This is going to be an extremely moody slow burn. Many thanks to everyone who has supported it thus far! Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is done. The master has been turned in and approved. The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
The MANSPLAINED Blu-ray is available HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Watch a review of it HERE.
Turned in the rewrites of the second and third books for Saddleback Publishing! Today, I started the outline for the fourth.
The UPDATE rewrite has resumed. Currently reading this to help bump it up. I just need to be diligent and I can get this done by the end of the year.
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is DONE. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. It will be rewritten once the new project with Saddleback is done!
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
October 25, 2023
Entering THE FRONTROOMS...
Luther Boots Kissing Something In AMITYVILLE BACKPACK.
Visit Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. It should be up soon!
New project to be announced with SRS CINEMA later this week!
THE FRONTROOMS editing has begun! Many thanks to everyone who has supported it thus far! Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is done. The master has been turned in and approved. The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Grab the MANSPLAINED Blu-rays HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Watch a review of it HERE.
Just about done with the rewrites of the second and third books for Saddleback Publishing! Hoping to turn both in next Monday.
The UPDATE rewrite will resume once the Saddleback books are turned in. Currently reading this to help bump it up.
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is DONE. MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is about a girl and her mom who is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. It will be rewritten once the new project with Saddleback is done!
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
October 18, 2023
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is DONE!
Many thanks to Mike Hartsfield for painting #freeblockbusterfv
Visit Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. It should be up soon!
THE FRONTROOMS has been laid out in FINAL CUT X. That means the AMITYVILLE BACKPACK master is turned in. Many thanks to everyone who has supported it thus far! Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is done. Just waiting on some notes from the distributor. The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Grab the MANSPLAINED Blu-rays HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Watch a review of it HERE.
The notes on the second book for Saddleback Publishing are in. So I am rewriting that and the third book simultaneously! Hoping to turn both in within the next couple of weeks.
The UPDATE is restarted for the final two rewrites I plan to do on it. However... the Saddleback books take precedence. Currently reading this to help bump it up.
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is DONE. MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is about a girl and her mom who is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. I plan to rewrite it once the series with Saddleback is done!
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
October 11, 2023
FreeBlockbuster.Org Rules!
Setting One of These Up to Carry My Books, Movies and More!
THE FRONTROOMS just got some music from the amazing Stefano Di Perna. It will start being edited in about a week once the AMITYVILLE BACKPACK master is turned in. Many thanks to everyone who has supported it thus far! Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is at 82 minutes and is about done. I plan to turn in the master this weekend. I just need to make some tweaks, and it will be delivered. The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Pick up the MANSPLAINED Blu-rays HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Watch a review of it HERE.
Writing the third book for Saddleback Publishing as I await notes on the second book!
The UPDATE rewrite is even closer to getting restarted for the final two rewrites I plan to do on it. It should be done, completely done, by the end of November. Currently reading this to help bump it up.
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION has been restarted and 4 chapters it will be done. MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is about a girl and her mom who is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
October 4, 2023
Rounding Corners Into Corners
Sometimes you walk into doors... walls... or both.
THE FRONTROOMS should start being edited in a couple of weeks once the AMITYVILLE BACKPACK master is turned in. Many thanks to everyone who has supported it thus far! Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is at 85 minutes and is just about done. I just need to go over it a few times, make some tweaks, and it will be delivered. The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Grab the MANSPLAINED Blu-rays HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Watch a review of it HERE.
Started outlining the third book for Saddleback Publishing as I await notes on the second book!
The UPDATE rewrite is about to get restarted for the final two rewrites I plan to do on it. It should be done, completely done, by the end of November. Currently reading this to help bump it up.
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION has been restarted and the first draft could be done by the end of this week. MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is about a girl and her mom who is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
September 27, 2023
And Then There Was 3...
There is something about this that makes me extremely happy and calm.
THE FRONTROOMS has more perks coming in and it will start being edited next month after AMITYVILLE BACKPACK. Many thanks to everyone who has supported it thus far! Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is at about 88 minutes or so as continue to work on it! Over 3/4s of the audio and visual FX have been added. My goal is turn it in some late next week. The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Pick up the MANSPLAINED Blu-rays HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Watch a review of it HERE.
The second title in the new project with Saddleback Publishing has been submitted. Awaiting notes as I plan to start the third book this weekend!
The UPDATE rewrite still needs something but I think I'm close to solving a major logic gap. It should be done, completely done, by the end of November. Currently reading this to help bump it up.
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is just about ready to be restarted and finished (at least as a rough draft). Maybe that will help me solve the logic gaps of UPDATE? MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is about a girl and her mom who is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. It's currently 1/2 way done.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
September 20, 2023
The Groove Continues
Not sure what to write under this. ;)THE FRONTROOMS will start being edited next month after AMITYVILLE BACKPACK. Many thanks to everyone who has supported it thus far! Check out the INDIEGOGO here.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is at about 94 minutes or so rough edited! Many perks have been added. Now I am adding audio and visual FX. Well, as much as one can to a movie like this! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
You can pick up the MANSPLAINED Blu-rays HERE. Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Watch a review of it HERE.
The second title in the new project with Saddleback Publishing has been written. I am rewriting it as I write this. The first book has been accepted!
The UPDATE rewrite moves along. It should be done, completely done, by the end of November. However, it needs something. There's too many logic gaps. Currently reading this to help bump it up.
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION will be worked on after the first UPDATE rewrite is done. (Maybe that will help me solve the logic gaps of UPDATE?) MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is about a girl and her mom who is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. It's currently 1/2 way done.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
