Evan Jacobs's Blog, page 7
July 5, 2023
Staying Steady
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I thought MY MOM, THE CHAMPION was next! However, I had another idea that I might write first which might only be available online… or, maybe it might have a different fate. I should know more when I do next weeks update. MY MOM is about a girl whose mother is a former boxer, but then gets a big a fight, and the effects that has on them both. I am going to start writing it shortly, and it should be done in short order.
The longhand version of INSECT 2 might be all typed up this week!
Support the scary and odd world of THE FRONTROOMS! You can check out the INDIEGOGO here. This film is inspired by THE BACKROOMS lore…
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK shoots in July! This one is going to be interesting and wacky to say the least. The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and more! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
You can get the MANSPLAINED Blu-rays HERE. The discs are currently being replicated. Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc.
UPDATE is being typed up as well. With any luck, it will all be typed up by the end of the month! Currently reading this to help bump it up.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
June 28, 2023
I Missed Last Week’s Post :)
The Photo Booth that Inspired a Vintage Rose Story!
The outline for MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done! I finally just sat down and banged it out. MY MOM is about a girl whose mother is a former boxer, but then gets a big a fight, and the effects that has on them both. I am going to start writing it shortly, and it should be done in short order. I LOVE writing boxing books!
Still typing up the longhand script for INSECT 2. It should be all typed up in a couple of weeks.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK shoots in July! This one is going to be interesting and wacky to say the least. The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and more! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
You can get the MANSPLAINED Blu-rays HERE. The discs are currently being replicated. Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc.
UPDATE is being typed up as well. It’s going pretty good. I always find that I get excited about a script idea, and then the trick is to carry that initial excitement all the way through writing the actual script! Currently reading this to help bump it up.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
June 14, 2023
North Carolina for A Month
Popeye and I shooting FINAL RUN 2027.
The outline for MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is going well, I am just typing up the script for INSECT 2 (which is written longhand) before I get back to it. MY MOM is about a girl whose mom is out of boxing, but then gets a big a fight, and the effects that has on them both. It WILL get done!
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is all set for the July shoot! This one is going to be interesting and wacky to say the least. Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and more! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Once the MANSPLAINED Blu-rays are ready, I will post the link here. The discs are currently being replicated. I'll never stop marveling at story ideas becoming movies, and then being tangible things you can hold in your hand. Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc.
UPDATE might still be going a little slow, but it should still be typed up in June and hopefully rewritten in July. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
June 7, 2023
Making Progress
Order them now from Amazon or Ronni's Books directly (links below)!
The outline for MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is about 75% done. The story is about a girl whose mom is out of boxing, but then gets a big a fight, and the effects that has on them both.
AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is set to shoot in July! Indiegogo campaign has closed! Recentlyworked out the locations and props I need. This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and more! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. Thank you to everyone who contributed or cared in any way. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
MANSPLAINED Blu-rays are currently being replicated. I'll never stop marveling at story ideas becoming movies, and then being tangible things you can hold in your hand. Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Many thanks to everyone who donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out.
UPDATE is being typed up. My plan is for it to be typed up in June and hopefully rewritten in July. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
May 31, 2023
Sometimes Status Quo Is What's Happening
It's Good To Take Time Out And Notice Things...MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is about a girl whose mom is out of boxing, but then gets a big a fight, and the effects that has on them both. Excited to be writing another boxing book, however, it is a little slow in the going due to working on other things.
The AMITYVILLE BACKPACK Indiegogo campaign has closed! Recentlyworked out the locations and props I need. This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and more! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. Thank you to everyone who contributed or cared in any way. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!
Watch the MANSPLAINED trailer here. The master has been turned in and accepted by the distributor The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Many thanks to everyone who donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out.
UPDATE still being typed up. It should be all typed up in June and hopefully rewritten in July. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
May 24, 2023
The MANSPLAINED Trailer and More!
Listen to the Ronni's Books Podcast on Spotify and Apple Podcasts
MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is a bit slow in the going, but I should get it done shortly. It's about a girl whose mom is out of boxing, but then gets a big a fight and the effects that has on them both. Excited to be writing another boxing book!
The AMITYVILLE BACKPACK Indiegogo campaign has closed! I'm currently working out the locations and what props I need. This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and more! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. It is over 500% funded which is just amazing to me! Thank you to everyone who contributed or cared in any way.
Watch the MANSPLAINED trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Many thanks to everyone who donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out.
UPDATE is slow in being typed up. However, it is still on track to be ready for rewrites by the middle of June. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
May 17, 2023
Writing and New Forms of Writing
George, Curtis and I Before Broadcasting the show from Fight Club OC.MY MOM, THE CHAMPION outline is going quite well. It should be done in a week or two. It's about a girl whose mom is out of boxing, but then gets a big a fight and the effects that has on them both. Excited to be writing another boxing book!
The AMITYVILLE BACKPACK Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and more! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. It is over 500% funded which is just amazing to me! Thank you to everyone who contributed or cared in any way.
MANSPLAINED master has been accepted and the trailer will be posted here next week. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT I you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Many thanks to everyone who donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out.
UPDATE is being typed up. It is still on track to be ready for rewrites by the middle of June. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...
May 10, 2023
Mansplained is Done... Onto Amityville Backpack!
A Shot from Mansplained. Coming Soon on Blu-ray and Streaming!
Still working on the MY MOM, THE CHAMPION outline. It's about a girl whose mom is out of boxing, but then gets a big a fight and the effects that has on them both.
The AMITYVILLE BACKPACK Indiegogo campaign has closed! Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and more! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. It is over 500% funded which is just amazing to me! Thank you to everyone who contributed or cared in any way.
MANSPLAINED has been sent to SRS CINEMA. Currently, I am waiting to hear if the master has been accepted. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT I think you can still be involved. Many thanks to everyone donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out.
UPDATE is still being typed up. It's going really well and it should be all typed up and ready for rewrites by the middle of June. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
May 3, 2023
The Writing Goes On...
Me and Isaac. Best pals forever.Working on the MY MOM, THE CHAMPION outline. It's about a girl whose mom is out of boxing, but then gets a big a fight and the effects that has on them both. Currently narrowing the scope of the outline, but I hope to have it in shape soon.
Join the AMITYVILLE BACKPACK Indiegogo campaign! Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and more! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. It is over 400% funded which is just amazing to me!
MANSPLAINED is being edited and tweaked so it should be ready to send to SRS CINEMA in the next two weeks. We are almost there! This time next week, I will be working on the extras. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT I think you can still be involved. Many thanks to everyone donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out.
The longhand version of UPDATE is being typed up. It's going really well and it should be all typed up and ready for rewrites by the end of this month. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.
In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.
HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.
Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.
Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
Order all my books on Amazon HERE.
April 26, 2023
My Mom, the Champion!
Check out the new Ronni's Books Sell Sheet!Working on the MY MOM, THE CHAMPION outline. It's about a girl whose mom is out of boxing, but then gets a big a fight and the effects that has on them both. Currently the outline is all over the place but I hope to have it done soon.
Join the AMITYVILLE BACKPACK Indiegogo campaign! Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and more! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. It is almost 400% funded which is just amazing to me!
MANSPLAINED is being edited and tweaked so it should be ready to send to SRS CINEMA in the next two weeks. Then I need to start working on the extras. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT I think you can still be involved. Many thanks to everyone donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out.
The longhand version of UPDATE is still being typed up. It's going really well and it should be all typed up and ready for rewrites by the end of May. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.
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HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE world. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?
HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.
After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...
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Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!
Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.
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Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here!
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