Ari Bach's Blog, page 63
July 8, 2017
Why I love Sävel Pytten
“Are you a man or a woman?”
“No no no, I’m a Cetacean”
“So is that Mr or Ms?”
“Captain”
“No, but what’s in your pants?”
“strategy”
Dulled Mind’s nearly finished!
Hey guys, I’ve hit chapter 20 of Dulled Mind. There’s only a few left to go until it’s done, and so I wanna thank the people who’ve been reading it thus far.
If you haven’t started reading it yet, you should give it a try. It follows Naomi, a psionic pirate who spends her days going from port to port, trying to keep knowledge of her powers hidden from other people, lest the unfortunately large group of people who fear and hate psions find her.
Here’s a sample of the first chapter:
“Welcome to the greatest hive of scum and villainy in this entire damned sector,” Bulat chuckled as he landed the cruiser in the spaceport of the most aptly named Avarice Quartus. “Now, let’s get fucked up, shall we?”
Naomi leapt off the ship, going through the bubble of contained air after their ship had been maglocked to the port. They landed on the surface of the spaceport, and walked inside. The artificial gravity kicked in, and Naomi’s feet planted firmly on the ground. She brushed the clinging static of the containment field off her black shirt and waited for Kate to get off the ship.
Kate’s long hair stood up in messy strands from the static electricity, levitating in the air. When she straightened her hair and let it hang down again, Naomi decided to have a little fun. Kate’s hair floated back up, suspended high in the air like some sort of creature that had taken up residence on her head. Kate flattened it down again, shrugging it off as just some electricity that hadn’t quite gone away.
Naomi made it rise up again. Kate caught on, glaring at Naomi, who responded with a smug smile. The hair came to life under her influence, moving and twisting around to form a false mustache around Kate’s mouth.
“Hey, stop!” Kate pushed the hair away, trying and failing to hide an amused smirk. “That tickled.”
Naomi blew a kiss over in her direction.
“Love you, babe.”
Read the rest here
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July 7, 2017
facts-i-just-made-up:
jealous-gods-movie:
The Twisted Jenius...
The Twisted Jenius Interview
I recently had the honor of being interviewed for a good long audio segment with False Prophet from Twisted Jenius! We cover Jealous Gods, Valhalla, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up and everything from the future of cinema to my origins as an artist and much much more!
If anyone wants to know the stuff about me I don’t talk about on the Fact blog, now is your chance! Learn the mysteries of the creative process! Hear my deep yet dorky voice! See a guy in a hat I once drew!
July 6, 2017
patronsaintofthedenial:
halfway through ragnarok and musing to myself -
do i want “Dont Fuck Shit...
halfway through ragnarok and musing to myself -
do i want “Dont Fuck Shit Up” tattooed somewhere questionable on my person? without a doubt.
will it actually happen? who knows
@the-walrus-squad should i do it?
I’m sorry I only just saw this! I can’t tell you whether or not to, but I beg you to send me a picture if you do!
July 4, 2017
Valhalla Series by Ari Bach on Sale
Want to read ‘em cheap? July 4th is the time, all the eBooks are on sale today only for $4!
July 2, 2017
kvitoya:Most of the sea life at the aquarium is energetic but...
Most of the sea life at the aquarium is energetic but idk this walrus looks a little… wooden
June 27, 2017
jj-flemings-writing:
gemnika:
marauders4evr:
drarryking:
vaspi...
YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
This is actually info I didn’t know
Seriously folks review my books! Review everyone’s books!
It’s the difference between Amazon giving a damn about you verses pushing your book to the bottom of the food chain.
I didn’t know this!! Now I must review all the books!
Seriously, reviewing authors and spreading the word about people you like is the ONLY way writers can get anywhere.
June 26, 2017
haliotrope:
Spoilers for the book Gudsriki by Ari Bach under the cut. There’s also some body horror...
Spoilers for the book Gudsriki by Ari Bach under the cut. There’s also some body horror and (stylized) gore. This post ended up a bit long because of the images so sorry to mobile users!
faunusrights:
DAY 26 - crossover of your choice.
‘It’s a story...
DAY 26 - crossover of your choice.
‘It’s a story that crosses the expanse of the world, you see. From the sweltering heat of Georgia to the disaster zone of Florida, from the heartland of Deutschland GmbH to miles underground. It’s about that empty place at the table, or whose blood is in your veins, and it’s about revenge and longing… and belonging.
But it begins, as most stories do, with a tragedy.’
It says ‘of your choice’ but honestly I’m legally obligated to draw for this crossover every available opportunity. It’s ‘the colour of your enemy’, a RWBY xValhalla crossover which I’ve drawn a little of before! I’ve kinda… fallen in love with it as I’ve been pinging ideas at @sky-fi-fangirl??? THERE’S SO MUCH POTENTIAL HERE………………..
