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June 16, 2017

Better Book Titles

There’s a blog called “Better Book Titles” and it has yet to feature one for Valhalla. If you could retitle the first book in their style, what would you call it? I’ll make a cover of my favorite submission and submit it to them!

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Published on June 16, 2017 10:40

June 15, 2017

Best Advice I Can Give:

If you’re writing something and you don’t know how to bridge two scenes, like you have Part A and you know part C but have no idea what to put in part B, just cut Part B and have A go straight to C. See how it plays and nine times out of ten you’ll find that the whole thing works without it, and that one last time where you do need something, when you go over it without that intact you’ll pretty much instantly know what you need to put there when you do the next draft.

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Published on June 15, 2017 14:52

June 13, 2017

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Jealous Gods (2017,...



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Jealous Gods (2017, Ari Bach)

Full feature film on Vimeo.


When three college students get their wishes granted, all hell breaks loose on campus. But after a rowdy week with their new superpowers, one of their classmates gets powers of her own – including the power to correct all the damage they’ve done. Or cause far, far worse on her own.


https://vimeo.com/201407913


https://jealous-gods-movie.tumblr.com/


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5174926/



2,400 Views so far! Don’t forget it’s also on YouTube now, with optional closed captioning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uq4FGRivMs


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Published on June 13, 2017 23:48

June 9, 2017

Watched Jealous Gods, and I need to know, does this take place in the same universe as the Valhalla trilogy? Because I couldn't help but pick out a few references and nods...

Yes, there are at least two things mentioned that place it firmly in the same universe. There’s also a copy of the super-rare first edition of Valhalla in there, which means the book of Valhalla exists in its own world. 

A pity Violet couldn’t read it…

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Published on June 09, 2017 22:07

Valhalla, 2014

serenika:


I almost gave Umberto a bucket until I was told this was actually a seal.

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Published on June 09, 2017 19:59

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fact...



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Jealous Gods (2017, Ari Bach)

Full feature film on Vimeo.


When three college students get their wishes granted, all hell breaks loose on campus. But after a rowdy week with their new superpowers, one of their classmates gets powers of her own – including the power to correct all the damage they’ve done. Or cause far, far worse on her own.


https://vimeo.com/201407913


https://jealous-gods-movie.tumblr.com/


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5174926/



Here’s the more official release post. Above is the first feature film by the author of Facts-I-Just-Made-Up. It’s free to watch and even download completely to put on a disc. If anyone should burn it and make a neat DVD cover please let me know so I can post it! 


But anyhow, enjoy the movie, and please let me know what you think!



My movie got the video compass thing in the corner from tumblr!!!


That probably means something good! YES!!!



Watch this movie. Take an hour and 45min break from whatever your doing to enjoy this.



Thanks @notorious-fim!

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Published on June 09, 2017 16:48

jealous-gods-movie:

Jealous Gods (2017, Ari Bach)
Full feature...



jealous-gods-movie:



Jealous Gods (2017, Ari Bach)

Full feature film on Vimeo.


When three college students get their wishes granted, all hell breaks loose on campus. But after a rowdy week with their new superpowers, one of their classmates gets powers of her own – including the power to correct all the damage they’ve done. Or cause far, far worse on her own.


https://vimeo.com/201407913


https://jealous-gods-movie.tumblr.com/


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5174926/


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Published on June 09, 2017 10:45

"I’m used to dealing with angry, aggressive, dysfunctional men –i.e., men."

“I’m used to dealing with angry, aggressive, dysfunctional men –i.e., men.”

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Violet MacRae

(via incorrectvalhallaquotes)

Said the pot to the kettle…

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Published on June 09, 2017 09:25

Books n’ shit

exphautaz:


If you’re wondering where I’ve been, why I didn’t like/reblog all you secret and subtle messages meant specifically for me, why i’veo nly been posting 10 posts a day, and so on… or if you want to read some good books…


I’ve been reading A Court of Wings and Ruin (aCoWaR) and the Valhalla series. They are buy Sarah J Maas and Ari Bach, respectivley. 


If you’re into awesome fantasy settings with dynamic, lovable, and downright human-like charecters, Read the books by Sarah J Maas, you will not be disapointed.


If you’re into scifi settings which are fairly down-to-earth, but which focus on a bunch of violent psychopaths, Extremely powerful, fate altering beasts made of fat, hunger, and contempt, and lesbians, you’ll love the Valhalla series.

Keep reading



This is a very well stated review, thank you @exphautaz for reading them!!!

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Published on June 09, 2017 09:21

June 8, 2017

Jealous Gods: Full Feature Film

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Jealous Gods on Vimeo - Jealous Gods on YouTube

Choose and perish! And by “perish” I mean enjoy the movie! The Vimeo link lets you download the movie, the YouTube link has optional closed captioning.


And if you’re wondering what the hell “Jealous Gods” is, it’s the first feature film by Ari Bach, the author of Facts-I-Just-Made-Up and the Valhalla Trilogy!


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Published on June 08, 2017 14:53