Sam Pink's Blog, page 72

MISSED CONNECTION

me: walking

you: driving by and, from the tinted-window backseat of your friend's car, you yelled 'come get some nigga.'

would like to meet up whenever, wherever. 

i've been to lake michigan many times and not once has my...

i've been to lake michigan many times and not once has my wish been granted that a giant creature comes out of the lake and shits on the city. 

wtfgas = 'who the fuck gives a shit'this seems like a 'ne...

wtfgas = 'who the fuck gives a shit'

this seems like a 'negative' or 'mean' thing to think, but when i think it, i almost always become less petty

two things that are helpful for me to think are:1. any pr...

two things that are helpful for me to think are:

1. any problem i have is my problem.  like, in the simplest way, none of my problems would exist if i didn't. 

2. there are a lot of things i have no control over and it feels good to not fight that. 

THE WORST KIND OF GARBAGE pt 1

people who self-identify as 'positive' or 'chill'  where those things basically mean being ignorant to others/others' worlds and never having to face conflict. 

that moment when you start to have a little feeling/emoti...

that moment when you start to have a little feeling/emotion and you look back on having just acted out of not having any feelings/emotions. 

that weird weird moment.

that moment when you don't have any feelings/emotions and you look back on having just acted out of having feelings/emotions.

that weird weird moment. 

somebody should write a book called 'T-Bone Deadly: ...

somebody should write a book called 'T-Bone Deadly:  Laser Cop'

also, something to do when you're in the passenger side of a car and the driver parks your side close to something and asks, "can you get out" is to look at him/her with no expression, glancing from mouth to eyes a few times, then say, "there's never a way out."

for anybody who won't order from amazon or lives somewher...

for anybody who won't order from amazon or lives somewhere amazon won't ship, you can order books from Powell's Bookstore, or Barnes and Noble, or email the editor at Lazy Fascist Press, cameron pierce, (cameroncpierce  at  gmail  dot com). 

whenever i pass by someone who's out yelling nonsense to ...

whenever i pass by someone who's out yelling nonsense to him/herself and like, waving his/her arms around and shaking his/her head, i never think 'that person is crazy' or 'i'm afraid of that person' i always think 'that person has reached the next level.' 

FLAKE-ASS HO-ASS

briefly imagined an olympic sport called 'floor feeling-bad' where, on the same floor as gymnastics, participants just walk out into the middle of the floor and the camera zooms in on just his/her face and the announcers quietly discuss how well or not-well the participant is accepting of feeling bad for seemingly no reason.