Andrew Moore's Blog, page 31

On Path of Exile 2

How many crimes did this dude commit to get exiled twice? Yeesh! Anyway, I hope you got to login.

Addendum

Oh boy, when I'm eating my cereal in a bowl of milk, there's nothing I like more than a glass of milk, buttered toast, more toast, an apple, a banana, a bunch of grapes, a grapefruit, and a glass of orange juice. It's a symphony of flavor.

The Reason to Have Spaceships in Your Story

So you can sell lunchboxes shaped like your spaceships. Do people still buy lunchboxes? Did they ever? Was this whole thing fake like the "balanced breakfast" in cereal commercials?

The Problem Facing Books Today

They don't have theme songs. They definitely need them.

The Agonizing Debt of Sin

The prophet proclaimed, "The gods are angry with us!"
The skeptic confronted him. "What makes you say so this time? Not enough rain? Too much rain? Or is it OW! What was that?"
"Behold and marvel! The gods have descended to slap everyone individually! It is a sublime honor, but OUCH!"
After that, the skeptic became a prophet himself, as did every person in the entire world. That time is today known as The Year of Prophets, and never will there be such a year again, though we beg every day for the gods to stop being so coy about what we should and should not do.
Finis

Negative Howling, for Example

Many think that just because their characters are fighting with tanks or spaceships that they can't have named special attacks. They couldn't be more wrong.

The Sun Is Obsolete

Remember to have your fantasy world orbit the beating heart of a god, the final resting place of heroes, the mixing bowl where monsters are made, or something fun like that instead of dumb atom nonsense.

Addendum

"It was man's sins that choked off the cornucopia, so dirty they are and so many, and only by his blood may those sins be dissolved!" - A prophet or something.

Thanksgiving Fantasy

I don't have a single idea. Riding turkeys? Is that doing anything for anybody? The cornucopia has promise.

Horror Has Been Missing This Simple Trick!

Flowerem. Think about it.

I just thought about it and realized this would only work if a bunch of murders were happening in a hippie commune and it turned out one of them was a werewolf, so I think we might have missed the boat on this one.