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March 29, 2021

The WRATH OF MAN trailer.

(H/T @SonnyBunch) I will see this in theaters. There is virtually no point to seeing WRATH OF MAN anywhere else. In my opinion, at least – but small-screening this ballet of revenge and casual head shots seems… pointless.


The trailer. #WrathOfMan. pic.twitter.com/X1P3oUdmcZ

— Guy Ritchie (@realguyritchie) March 29, 2021
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Published on March 29, 2021 09:05

March 28, 2021

‘Wild Mountain Thyme.’

This band is a fixture in the Maryland Renn Faire community. Which isn’t my community, exactly. But the two worldviews are similar enough that I can participate easily enough, as long as I’m not a jackass.

The Wild Mountain Thyme, The Pyrates Royale

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Published on March 28, 2021 20:53

Today went well!

It’s my birthday, so I largely ate well and lazed about. Oh, and cleaned the kitchen because I didn’t want to spend the whole day lazing about. It’s weird, what becomes ‘fun’ when you get to be my age. I also got details on artwork for future products, so I even did a vague amount of work. that’s always nice.

Regular posting resumes tomorrow.

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Published on March 28, 2021 18:33

Patreon Microfiction: ‘Domestication.’

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There’s been a lot of photons burned over the idea that humans will be seen as space orcs (to which I say, MORE DAKKA), but ‘Domestication’ offers another thought: what if we’re space elves? Like the ones out of folklore? The awful folklore?

If so, I’m surprisingly cool with it.

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Published on March 28, 2021 13:26

March 27, 2021

Oh, great. They’re gonna make another Transformers movie.

Huzzah.


Get ready for more Transformers[*].


Paramount Pictures has made a blind script commitment to develop a new feature based on the popular Hasbro brand.


*I would prefer not to.

Via Coming Soon, which is inexplicably happy to hear this reminder that the heat death of the universe is inexorable, looming over our meager scratches in the dust of a decaying world. And it doesn’t even gloat over it! It doesn’t care enough to gloat. It feels nothing about humanity; not even indifference…

Sorry. I’m not very fond of Transformers movies. Except for, you know.

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Published on March 27, 2021 20:12

Played hooky! It’s my birthday weekend.

No apologies, honestly: I wanted to eat steak and shoot Nerf guns with my kids and generally enjoy a nice, warm day, and I did. Also: my birthday’s tomorrow, but it’s gonna rain tomorrow, so all of that got scheduled for today. So I played hooky. Go me.

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Published on March 27, 2021 20:02

Book of the Week: FROZEN DREAMS.

…Because tomorrow’s my birthday, that’s why.

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Published on March 27, 2021 15:12

March 26, 2021

If you backed TALES FROM THE FERMI RESOLUTION, check your email.

I’ve prepped and sent out the short story sampler. Six stories, one vignette: one of the stories has not seen previously, and one of them is the first chapter of TINSEL RAIN. Note that the stories have not been professionally edited, and will not be commercially distributed in their present form.

Annnnnnnd that’s a wrap for the TALES FROM THE FERMI RESOLUTION Kickstarter. Ahead of deadline, thank God. Buy the book here!

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Published on March 26, 2021 18:57

Self-serving Tweet of the Day, And I Still Kind Of Want To Do It Anyway edition.

I am weak. I mean, what’s the worst that could happen, if they firebombed the ship? And it’s not like I live there anyway.


I want to blow up the #SuezBLOCKED ship, only… I keep remembering this. https://t.co/hVwwlIzRlC

— Ogiel (Moe Lane) (@Ogiel23) March 26, 2021
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Published on March 26, 2021 16:45