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May 11, 2021

The “ZOMG This Looks INSANE” THE GREEN KNIGHT trailer.

Yeah. THE GREEN KNIGHT is the true quill. This is gonna be the good stuff. It comes out July 30th, and I am there.


Boldest of blood. Wildest of heart. Watch the new trailer for David Lowery’s #TheGreenKnight, starring Dev Patel.⁣

Only in theaters July 30 ⚔ pic.twitter.com/1xQGZEJ90T

— The Green Knight (@TheGreenKnight) May 11, 2021

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PS: No worries if this isn’t your jam. But damned if it isn’t mine.

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Published on May 11, 2021 08:32

May 10, 2021

Tweet of the Day, They Found The Guy, But Not The TIGER? edition.

I feel that possibly law enforcement’s priorities should have been reversed here.


UPDATE: A man who went on the lam with a Bengal tiger that unnerved Houston residents is in custody, but the tiger's whereabouts are still unknown, the police said.

— Neil Vigdor (@gettinviggy) May 11, 2021

Via @BrianFaughnan. On the other hand, it’s Texas. The tiger’s probably holed up somewhere, trying to figure out how to get to a zoo safely, because he didn’t ask for this, human. He was behaving himself. Getting dumped in the middle of a state where they give out AR-15s as party favors wasn’t his idea.

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Published on May 10, 2021 20:38

Remember: the new “A proper picture for my ‘Pickman’s Model!'” Kickstarter in two days!

Art! Art! Let’s pay for some art! Ben Fleuter’s at work bringing some blasphemous art to light for my… I don’t know what to call it. Actually, I do know what to call it, but ‘companion piece to HPL’s Pickman’s Model‘ is amazingly arrogant. Then again: so am I.

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Published on May 10, 2021 18:19

05/10/21 Snippet, Rescue From Chateau d’Aléatoire.

Took a break from revising to do some… well, revising, but this kind adds a lot more words.

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“So, what was your plan, mademoiselle?” Gerard asked as they walked through the halls. The tone was as carefully picked as the title of address; he wanted to see how she reacted, here where it was relatively safe to do so.

He had to admit, she handled both well; he flattered himself it was because of his good example. There was not even a hint of petulance in her tone when she replied, “I was to make my way to where my brother is immured, putting to sleep any impediments I could not avoid along the way. Then, once I had gained entrance to my brother’s rooms, we would flee this place entirely. Let the… enemy… have it.”

Well, at least she didn’t say ‘Gaillic bastards,’ thought Gerard. Although ‘enemy’ is quite bad enough. Aloud, he said, “I take it you have already worked out the flaws in this plan?”

“I did.” Tempeste looked at him with an unwavering gaze. “But I had no better one. My trustworthy servants are no longer here, and my brother’s men are dead, or… fled.”

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Published on May 10, 2021 17:19

The ‘COVID Doesn’t Kill It!’ VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE trailer.

Astoundingly, this may still be a fun movie summer. I mean, starting Sunday the two week clock starts on full immunization for me.

Am I gonna see VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE? Yeah, sure. The first VENOM was fun, if not exactly high cinema. And that’s fine with me. I’ve spent far too much time over the last year and a half being stuck with myself. Time to go just… do and see things. Things I didn’t make.

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Published on May 10, 2021 14:01

Welp. I’ve run out of excuses.

Time to start revising. Ah, revisions: the least glamorous part of writing… wait. I’m procrastinating again. Dammit, I’m still doing i

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Published on May 10, 2021 08:45

May 9, 2021

Tweet of the Day, The Wild Turkeys Are Summoning Again edition.

I assume there’s a mundane reason for this, and I don’t want to hear what it is.


Caption this… pic.twitter.com/ovafoEFmQQ

— Carol Roth (@caroljsroth) May 10, 2021
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Published on May 09, 2021 20:21

Patreon Microfiction: ‘Cultural Exchange.’

100WS-Cultural ExchangeDownload

‘Cultural Exchange’ would be a fun world, except some folks already wrote it. Admittedly they didn’t make ‘teachable nomads’ the main focus, but the basic concept is there. Ach, well, there are other concepts to develop.

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Published on May 09, 2021 14:07