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Albert Aykler

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I like writing about zombies because it is fun. A world full of flesh eating zombies is a world where exciting things happen, where the enemy is clear, and there are a lot fewer people to call 'gotcha' on whatever stupid thing you might utter at any given moment.

Now you know a few important things about what kind of person I am. I say stupid things and people say 'gotcha' to me. Frequently. I don't have obvious enemies. I like it when exciting things happen. Dogs chasing cats. Cats chasing dogs. Dogs and cats chasing zombie authors. These kinds of things are the real meat of life.

If you want to know more about me or the other strange things bumping around in my perpetually gas-masked skull, there are a few things I invite you to do:
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Albert Aykler Tacos help. So does pretending I'm not a writer, but someone giving advice to a writer who happens to be a lot like me. Then I follow that advice by w…moreTacos help. So does pretending I'm not a writer, but someone giving advice to a writer who happens to be a lot like me. Then I follow that advice by writing it out. Pretty soon, I'm writing in reaction to my own lousy advice. An hour or two later I look up from my keyboard. The computer says I have written a bunch of words. Now, I don't have to be a writer anymore. I'm an editor. When I finish fixing what I did in reaction to my lousy advice, it looks a lot like I have written something. Who can say otherwise?(less)
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The Aykler Report #19

Somehow Sri Lanka!

I am writing to you from the paradisiacal island in the Indian ocean that swallowed Arthur C. Clarke whole! He landed here on his way to Australia and never managed to pull himself away. I’m not all the way down this island’s proverbial gullet yet, but this amazing place has taken more than a small nibble out of my heart. I’ll leave here happier for having visited and sad if I do

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"I freely admit I read this story because of the title, "Spewing Hot Zombies," and because the author was offering it up free as part of a promotion.

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"An lightly amusing short story! Everything you could ever want! Zombies & volcanos! Great mix! Sort of intriguing storyline, so will look for more by this writer! A fun hours reading!"
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“Surprise, asshole, you are alive.”
Albert Aykler, Cinco de Zombie

“If planet earth coming up short on a debt had a sound, this was it.”
Albert Aykler, Cinco de Zombie

“The end of the world was inevitable, anyway. This was their problem, not mine.”
Albert Aykler, Cinco de Zombie

“Our strategy should be not only to confront empire, but to lay siege to it. To deprive it of oxygen. To shame it. To mock it. With our art, our music, our literature, our stubbornness, our joy, our brilliance, our sheer relentlessness – and our ability to tell our own stories. Stories that are different from the ones we’re being brainwashed to believe.

The corporate revolution will collapse if we refuse to buy what they are selling – their ideas, their version of history, their wars, their weapons, their notion of inevitability.

Remember this: We be many and they be few. They need us more than we need them.

Another world is not only possible, she is on her way. On a quiet day, I can hear her breathing.”
Arundhati Roy, War Talk

“Humankind is still fooling around with hypocrisy, I thought. They don’t realize that it’s too late even for that.”
Saul Bellow, Henderson the Rain King

“...I take some pride in the fact that while thrones were toppling and governments melting away overnight, I was heading for home with a set of crown jewels. There’s a moral there, I think, if I could only work out what it was.”
George MacDonald Fraser, Royal Flash

“Surprise, asshole, you are alive.”
Albert Aykler, Cinco de Zombie

“If planet earth coming up short on a debt had a sound, this was it.”
Albert Aykler, Cinco de Zombie




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