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That was epic. I feel like I just read something by Tolkien.

That was epic. I feel like I just read something by Tolkien.

Thanks! ;)

Thanks! ;)

Brilliant. ;) Btw, I think my head would explode if this actually happened.

Brilliant. ;) Btw, I think my head would explode if this actually happened.

Yes, appearing psychotic has worked in my favor before. ;)

Yes, appearing psychotic has worked in my favor before. ;)

Wow, all that actually sounds kind of fun. :D

Wow, all that actually sounds kind of fun. :D

The 10 best excuses for skipping Thanksgiving

Let’s say you’d rather spend Thanksgiving with the Manson family than your own. For lots of us, that sounds like a serious upgrade. At…

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I’ll remember that. So sad, so poignant. ;)

I’ll remember that. So sad, so poignant. ;)

I think you missed the fact this was a humor/satire piece.

I think you missed the fact this was a humor/satire piece.

Don’t give away the trade secrets! ;)

Don’t give away the trade secrets! ;)

This is also a good reminder to people who just joined the partner program. I’ve found that writing too many locked stories hampers my stats. I’m making an effort to publish daily now, so I can have a better mix of free and member-only content.

Yeah, didn’t you get that memo? ;)

Yeah, didn’t you get that memo? ;)