Mischa Eliot's Blog, page 15

Masturbation Monday: The Devil

During the Sisters in Smut Convention, three erotica authors walked into a bar and spotted a cowboy, an angel, and a devil. Caught up in the reverie, three stories were born. This one is mine.

[image error]“Whiskey on the rocks, please. ” The soft voice of the woman stoked the fires of my being. I hadn’t felt this way in eons and I couldn’t dampen the curiosity that flooded my mind. She sat a couple of stools down from me and I tried not to look. “Thank you. ”

Instead of looking at her, I look at her han...

A Penny for your Thoughts: Importance of Self-Care

[image error]Self-Care is super important.

I’m not talking about just having a day or night off where you do whatever you want or need in order to slough off the negative happenings going on. I’m talking about professional self-care. I highly recommend looking for a local spa with a good reputation and making an appointment. I hear a lot from people that they don’t like being touched. But, don’t think about it as being touched, think of it as doing something to help your body, mind, and spirit become refr...

Masturbation Monday: Fantasy Frolic in the Park

Okay, yes, another story in The Park. I know, I know… but it’s worth it. I promise. If you get tired of the stories in The Park that has no name, let me know and I’ll make sure to write more anyway. They hit me out of the blue and I can’t help it. THEY MUST BE WRITTEN.

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Rain pours down from the sky as if it has something to prove to the earth. And the earth keeps soaking it up like a sponge. I know there are going to be a ton of puddles on my walk home, but I don’t really care. Right now, I’...

Adventures in Writing: The To-Do List

[image error]Last night I spent time reworking the book pages and adding another one for the titles that don’t fit into the series pages. And, of course, that means there’s now a to-do sticky post-it on my desktop. I hate to-do lists. Shopping lists, those I like… more often than not. Even when it’s just grocery shopping (Note to self: BUY CREAMER!) because the excitement of eating delicious food is too much to pass up. If you don’t know how to cook, learn. And don’t learn by watching shows like Master Ch...

Masturbation Monday: Cocky

Well, I know it’s been too long for me not writing for Masturbation Monday and it’s Masturbation Month as well. Let’s get to it, shall we? This is in honor of #CockyGate.

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“You’re late. Get naked.” The snap in Hart’s voice cracks like a whip. Hart doesn’t even spare me a glance, busy checking the lighting through the camera. I can tell he’s tense as fuck because he keeps making the same tiny adjustment.

A tremor crackles through me and I steel my spine. “If you had answered your phone or lis...

Sisters in Smut Website

Okay, for about a month I had been telling myself at least three times a week to buy the sisters in smut a domain name. I finally followed through with that yesterday morning and then proceeded to install WordPress, setup users, and so forth while working, because searching the server for images is slow, soul-crushing wait time.

We’re still building and still getting things setup, but please take a moment to follow the blog, toss a comment our way, or contact us on the form. We’d love to hear...

Adventures in Writing: An Open Letter to Facebook

You’re more than welcome to skip this slightly ranty post.

[image error]Dear Facebook,

Yesterday you asked me if you care about your users and I picked “Strongly Disagree”, because I do. I don’t think you give two shits about the people who use your service. Here’s why.

You allow hate and violence to run rampant through your site. Don’t deny it, you can’t. It doesn’t matter how many times I rework what I want to see, I still end up seeing a bunch of stuff I don’t care to. I can’t figure out for the life...

Technical Blather: Still Tweaking

Good morning, lovelies! I hope your weekend took it’s time and snuggled you close like a lover unwilling to let go just yet. I spent mine getting my vehicle issues taken care of (I’m poor again) and getting Lost in Space. 

[image error]So, just an introduction to the new look. Do you like the menu bar at the top? It doesn’t matter on mobile, but it does on desk/laptop. Previously I had it below the slider. I can put it below the header if you think it would a) be easier to access and b) break up the head...

(Live) Interview: Your Kinky Friends with Nicholas Tanek

Good evening, lovelies! I hope you’re having a wonderful night. If not, check out this live interview. Lots of fun talking about writing erotica, silly questions, and kinky word association.

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Nicholas and I had a great time talking about all kinds of (smutty, kinky and non-smutty, non-kinky) things. Please take a moment to visit the Your Kinky Friends Website and Youtube Channel. Thank you so much to Tangled Blue for recommending me. ...

A Penny for your Thoughts: What’s on my mind?

There are many things running through my mind lately, mainly, that I wish it would stop fucking snowing. But I’m making an attempt to list them to help clear them out.

[image error]First, I really do wish mother nature’s vodka bottle was switched with water. She’s either lost or drunk. (Climate Change Doesn’t Exist, or so people keep telling themselves.)

Second, I cannot wait for my trip to Florida! I actually named it in my calendar SistersInSmutFloridaTrip because Hell To the Yeah, all three of us are g...