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Featured From Elsewhere: 14 Places To Get FREE Lesbian Erotica — Nicci Haydon

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Featured From Elsewhere: Nicci Haydon’s List of 14 Places to get FREE Lesbian Erotica

Nicci, much loved by me, (she’s been with me since I embarked upon this erotica writing adventure) shares her knowledge when it comes to finding Lesbian Erotica. And, let me tell you, she knows her stuff! If you love lesbian stories, she is your first stop. She will keep you squirming. Try reading her stories in public without showing the five signs that you’re reading erotica – I bet you’ll show AT LEAST t...

Sizzling Nibbles: Kink Crawl – Part Two

Let the kinky games begin… well, almost. If you missed Part One, start there first. Enjoy! “Come right up, enter to win!”  [image error]

A Penny for Your Thoughts: Forget New Year, New You

Oh no, Mischa, what the hell are you thinking now? It IS a New Year! That means there should be a new YOU, right? Nope. 

[image error]Every time we enter a new year, all the same gimmicks come out in droves. Head to the gym! Lose that holiday weight! Make a resolution to do all the things! DRY JANUARY! Meatless January! FULL BODY DETOX! Be a WHOLE NEW YOU! 

Today is the 5th of January, 2019. How’s the new you doing so far? For me, I’m doing okay. Yesterday, I almost hurt people – which is the normal me. Y...

Masturbation Monday: Kink Crawl

Happy New Year, Everyone! I hope you enjoy Kink Crawl. I think it’s going to be an excellent serial. Let me know your thoughts in the comments!

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“Hey Jan, are you doing the kink crawl this year?” Emily elbows me in the ribs right as I say the words kink crawl. “Ow, what the hell… oh shit.”

“Uh, what’s a kink crawl?” Wine sloshes as Jan over-pours and I grab a napkin. “Fuck, that’s a 250-dollar bottle. I hate to waste a drop.”

She looks at the end of her rope. I had forgotten that she’d only...

A Penny for your Thoughts: Here’s looking at you, 2019

Looking back at all the times I let procrastination win in 2018 means one thing in 2019… It has GOT TO GO.

[image error]I procrastinated so much in 2018 that the entire year almost feels a complete waste. Whether this means using a pomodoro timer or the annoying one on the microwave I use while cooking, things have got to stop being set aside.

Although, I will admit, much of my procrastination started sometime mid-summer. The stupid bee sting on my ankle, plus Benadryl, plus the side effects of both (I th...

Adventures in Writing: Review of 2018

Looking back over 2018 and heading into 2019 with some major interesting prospects (some I can’t share just yet, but hey, you know you enjoy being teased.)

[image error]If you want to start with stats – and who doesn’t love stats? – my stats this year compared to 2017 sucked ass. How so? Looking back, this will be my 49th post for the year. In 2017 I had 128 posts. I’m fairly sure that most of those were Masturbation Monday posts (and there’s nothing wrong with that). Writing for Masturbation Monday kick-...

Check What’s Up: Where have you been!?

Who me? I’ve been hella busy and hella lazy. Here are all the things that you think you’ve been missing out on.

[image error]If you haven’t heard, the Sisters in Smut and a handful of other lovely authors are putting together a sensually decadent anthology sequel called Chemical [se]X 2: Just One More. 14 authors, 1 idea, lots of smutty sex-positive goodness.

Oleander Plume is a genius and I’m quite thrilled she jumped in head first. Dr. J., Ms. OP, and myself are co-editing and co-designing. We hope to...

A Penny for your Thoughts: Boundaries Matter

This post is for me, an introvert, and issues I have regarding boundaries with people both in real life and on social media. I highly recommend blocking or muting anyone that makes you feel uncomfortable.

I’ll tell you, if someone walks into a bar and I’m sitting there having lunch or dinner and a drink, or not drinking, and we chat, it’s cool. I don’t know them. I’ll probably never see them again. Sometimes we exchange names and shake hands, sometimes we don’t. Either way, it’s all good. Be...

Wicked Wednesday: So Bad, So Good

Wicked Wednesday tempted me with the prompt scent. Tonight, I dealt with a short power outage in the neighborhood. The lights flicked back on about 5 minutes after I lit a bunch of candles. Now the house smells like paraffin and smoke. [image error]

Confiscated from Wicked Wednesday

“Hey, the power is out. Just wanted to give you notice before you head over.” I end the call and stick my phone in my pocket. How to save the evening?

After changing out of work clothes, I put a pot of water on the stove and l...

Technical Blather: Learning from the Doctor

My #SisterInSmut Dr. J. spent three hours – yes, three hours – giving a presentation today about various topics. What ties these topics together? It’s all about building your author platform.

[image error]Dr. J. has been doing this author life for awhile now, but it’s not where she started in life. If you want to know more about her, please visit her website. Thanks to Heather, I was allowed to crash Skype into the presentation today. I don’t think she really understands just how much I appreciate that.

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