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Once upon a time, this story ended your life in a horrible way, and you never even GOT to the second sentence.
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Turn, Turn
Turning and turning in the widening gyre,
the falcon is nibbling on the falconer.
Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s day?
We never go outside. Who the hell knows what summer is?
They did not listen; they’re not listening still.
They lent the Internet their ears, and the Internet did not give them back.
She’s buying a stairway to Heaven;
the stairway is going straight down,
but if everyone else believes d
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“How often must you be betrayed before you see that others are taking your kindness for weakness, your silence for an inability to speak?”
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
“They hate being unable to control you.”
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
“The road to powerful magical items is paved with good intentions and hideous deathtraps.”
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
“It’s a little-known fact, but Unicorns are something like 20% paint, and their horns are stolen exclusively from endangered species.”
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
“Orcs live in caves. Goblins live in shadows. It's the pain of distance versus the pain of proximity.”
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
“And sadly, fairytale kingdoms work poorly. It’s not just that they’re fairytales and thus not terribly real; we’ve seen stranger and more mythical attempts at leadership in our time. The problem is that Fairytales attract Good Faeries, and thus Bad Faeries; Evil Queens; Huntsmen, and, of course, The Grand Vizier. And all of those tend to lead to ruination.”
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
“The person who has never considered “non servium” may have a fatal weakness in the legs. Train yourself to kneel instead of think, and you will not enjoy an opponent who knows how to stand.”
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
“I didn’t know this was where I’d end up, and if you try to tell me that the hurt, the pain, the personal choices, and the perseverance were all just part of someone else's plan, I'll laugh at you until I can barely breathe.”
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
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This is a group for those who want to talk about all manner of fictional villainy and evil in literature (your own books, or other peoples'--both are ...more
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A group where self-published authors can promote their books.
