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The Terrible Circus Oath

THE TERRIBLE OATH

We know there are certain persons for whom nothing can be a truly secret experience without a bloodcurdling initiation.

And we hate to deny anyone anything. But we’re also members of the Circus, all of us—everyone who walks through our doors and into our tent with the intention of creating a little more joy and making the world a little bit more weird, everyone is with us. We are a

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“How often must you be betrayed before you see that others are taking your kindness for weakness, your silence for an inability to speak?”
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“I am a product of the flames which burnt me; the anvil which forged me; and the will that made me grow formidable instead of breaking.”
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“First off, contrary to popular belief, I'm as human as you are. One of us should probably be ashamed of that. I'm not entirely sure that it's me.”
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“It’s a little-known fact, but Unicorns are something like 20% paint, and their horns are stolen exclusively from endangered species.”
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“Orcs live in caves. Goblins live in shadows. It's the pain of distance versus the pain of proximity.”
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“And sadly, fairytale kingdoms work poorly. It’s not just that they’re fairytales and thus not terribly real; we’ve seen stranger and more mythical attempts at leadership in our time. The problem is that Fairytales attract Good Faeries, and thus Bad Faeries; Evil Queens; Huntsmen, and, of course, The Grand Vizier. And all of those tend to lead to ruination.”
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“The person who has never considered “non servium” may have a fatal weakness in the legs. Train yourself to kneel instead of think, and you will not enjoy an opponent who knows how to stand.”
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“I didn’t know this was where I’d end up, and if you try to tell me that the hurt, the pain, the personal choices, and the perseverance were all just part of someone else's plan, I'll laugh at you until I can barely breathe.”
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