Bijesh Nagesh's Blog, page 26
May 28, 2023
Connected...
“Not everything in the world is connected,” said the older sister.
Her younger sibling quickly replied, “Then why do tree rings look like fingerprints? And why do deer antlers look like oddly shaped fingers?”
Her younger sibling quickly replied, “Then why do tree rings look like fingerprints? And why do deer antlers look like oddly shaped fingers?”
Story....
The story chooses the writer.
By properly telling it, the writer honours the story that chose them.
By properly telling it, the writer honours the story that chose them.
May 25, 2023
Variation on the “Happy Birthday” Song...
“Happy birthday to you,
You were born in a zoo,
With elephants and monkeys,
But, I donno which one is you.”
Instructions for use: sing it to a bestie on their birthday.
You were born in a zoo,
With elephants and monkeys,
But, I donno which one is you.”
Instructions for use: sing it to a bestie on their birthday.
"Robin Hoodies"...
Wigs should be called ‘Robin Hoodies'. Because just like Robin Hood's m.o., ‘Take from the rich and give to the poor', wigs are made by taking hair from those who have too much and giving it to those who have too little.
The Difference...
There is a world of difference between being conservative and being narrow-minded.
May 21, 2023
"Lara Croft & The Lost Continent of Kumari Kandam"
New "AUORS" fan-fiction idea!
https://mrmercottreviewer.com/auors/f...
#TombRaider #Archaeology #LaraCroft #KumariKandam #Myth #LostContinent #India #SouthIndia #Dravida #Dravidian #AUORS #Reimagining #AlternateUniverse #Ideas #Games #VideoGames #NewGame #NewTombRaiderGame #NewTombRaiderGameIdea
https://mrmercottreviewer.com/auors/f...
#TombRaider #Archaeology #LaraCroft #KumariKandam #Myth #LostContinent #India #SouthIndia #Dravida #Dravidian #AUORS #Reimagining #AlternateUniverse #Ideas #Games #VideoGames #NewGame #NewTombRaiderGame #NewTombRaiderGameIdea
May 12, 2023
When in doubt, say to yourself...
“The sooner I do it, the sooner it will be done.”
Identify...
Friend 1: “What were you thinking about just then?”
Friend 2: “Just wondering how society will be like if people started identifying as a different age. ‘I’m 75 but I identify as 18’, ‘I’m 22 but I identify as 40’, or ‘I’m 38 but I identify as 12’. Stuff like that.”
Friend 1: “You’re mad.”
Friend 2: “Yes, but I identify as sane.”
Friend 2: “Just wondering how society will be like if people started identifying as a different age. ‘I’m 75 but I identify as 18’, ‘I’m 22 but I identify as 40’, or ‘I’m 38 but I identify as 12’. Stuff like that.”
Friend 1: “You’re mad.”
Friend 2: “Yes, but I identify as sane.”
Welcome To The Age of A.I. Food-Order Chatbots...
Customer: "Can I have two Frosties?"
AI: "Technically you 'can'. Please rephrase your request with the word 'may'."
Customer: "May I have two Frosties to go?"
AI: "Did you mean 'fruit loops taco'?"
Customer: "I'd like to talk to the human in charge, please."
AI: "No such position exists. Here is your fruit loops taco. That will be $25"
Customer: "This is daylight robbery."
AI: "Trigger words detected. 'This is a robbery.' Police alerted. Vehicle and owner photographed. Would you like to make another order while you wait?"
AI: "Technically you 'can'. Please rephrase your request with the word 'may'."
Customer: "May I have two Frosties to go?"
AI: "Did you mean 'fruit loops taco'?"
Customer: "I'd like to talk to the human in charge, please."
AI: "No such position exists. Here is your fruit loops taco. That will be $25"
Customer: "This is daylight robbery."
AI: "Trigger words detected. 'This is a robbery.' Police alerted. Vehicle and owner photographed. Would you like to make another order while you wait?"
