Mistress Harley's Blog, page 44

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If you watch this game today you owe me a dollar for every year it's happened. 50 Super Bowls, then you owe me $50 dollars dumbass. If you bet on the game you owe me 25%of you winnings.


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Feb 14th is Coming Valentine's Day

I like money on my romantic holidays. I know I'm the only date you can get so you better get something fucking nice! 

The Super Bowl is for Losers

I know everyone in San Francisco is excited for the big Football Con going on in the Bay Area this weekend. Granted the Super Bowl does not actually take place in SF, but 50 miles south in Santa Clara. Local citizens have taken to making fun of the football people and their creepy matching clothing. The Super Bowl sign redesigns were the best. I don't know who's playing or why it matters. Try not to throw up on yourself unless I tell you too. I would like to announce that you owe me $50 if you watch any of the game this year. Don't fucking rip me off I'll know if you watched.

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Techdomme Can Control your Whole House with NEST

So, I've been using Dropcam for a while to monitor my slaves who want me to be able to always see them, watch them, and command them. I like dropcam because I can even use a mic to yell commands at you whenever I want, so while you are sitting around hoping that I don't catch you jerking off, I can turn on the mic and tell you what a TWAT you are.

But now Dropcam and Nest have integrated. So what does that mean? With all the Nest products designed to make your life easier, lock your doors, turn on your lights, and control your thermostat from afar, they have actually given me a sweet in to controlling your life. Now I can enforce your bedtimes by watching you and turning your lights off. I can lock you out of your house, or make your house super hot or cold if you piss me off.



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Ask A Mistress Q&A FAQ Reflecting on 2015

1.What one event, big or small, are you going to tell your grandchildren about? No grandchildren, fool.
2.If you had to describe your 2015 in 3 words, what would they be? Techdomme, Paid, Rich
3.What new things did you discover about yourself? I am the greatest Mistress.
4.What single achievement are you most proud of? 
Best sales year ever
5.What was the best news you received? I’m graduation spring 2015.
6.What was your favorite place that you visited in 2014? 
San Francisco
7.Which of your personal qualities turned out to be the most helpful this year? 
Self-confidence got me places.
8.Who was your number one go-to person that you could always rely on? 
Me
9.Which new skills did you learn? 
How to dominate men via my phone app
10.What, or who, are you most thankful for? 
Money, always money
11.If someone wrote a book about your life in 2014, what kind of genre would it be? A comedy, love story, drama, film noir or something else? 
It would be Mistress Harley the Movie (coming soon)
12.What was the most important lesson you learnt in 2015?
Vallejo gangsters do not miss their targets. 
13.Which mental block(s) did you overcome? Finally getting an accountant and lawyer
14.What 5 people did you most enjoy spending time with? 
Ben Franklin, George Washington, Able Lincoln, Andrew Jackson, and whoever is on the fucking Euro.
15.What was your biggest break-through moment career-wise? 
Getting a phone app. Controlling everyone.
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 17.What book or movie affected your life in a profound way? 

Dolemite and Pimp by Iceburg Slim
18.What was your favorite compliment that you received this year?  
Breast implants
19.What little things did you most enjoy during your day-to-day life? 
Smoking weed every day
20.What cool things did you create this year? 
Phone app and a dozen books and 10000s of videos
21.What was your most common mental state this year (e.g. excited, curious, stressed)? 
High on money
22.Was there anything you did for the very first time in your life this year? Too many things...
23.What was your favorite moment spent with your subs? 
They know who they are.
24.What major goal did you lay the foundations for? 
Billionaire by 40, duh
25.Which worries turned out to be completely unnecessary? 
Accounting mostly
26.What experience would you love to do all over again? Making all that money 
27.What was the best gift you received? 
Money.
28.How did your overall outlook on life evolve? One slave at a time
29.What was the biggest problem you solved? How to get all your data with the phone app.
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30.What was the funniest moment of your year, one that still makes it hard not to burst out laughing when you think about it? 
How much money I make a month.
31.What purchase turned out to be the best decision ever? Boobs
32.What one thing would you do differently and why? Be a mistress sooner
33.What do you deserve a pat on the back for?
Everything, but don't fucking touch me
34.What activities made you lose track of time? 
Drinking, partying, and sex.
35.What did you think about more than anything else? 
Hah. I think about everything.
36.What topics did you most enjoy learning about? Economics
37.What new habits did you cultivate? 
Just doing the fuck I want without caring what anyone else thought.
38.What advice would you give your early-2015 self if you could? 
Relax you were always right
39.Did any parts of your self or your life do a complete 180 this year? Not this year, but the year before
40.What or who had the biggest positive impact on your life this year? 
Money and on everything
41.What do you want the overarching theme for your 2016 to be? World Power, Fame and Control
42.What do you want to see, discover, explore? 
UK and New Zealand
43.Who do you want to spend more time with in 2015? 
Husband
44.What skills do you want to learn, improve or master? 
pole dancing
45.Which personal quality do you want to develop or strengthen? My core and upper back
46.What do you want your everyday life to be like? 
Disco
47.Which habits do you want to change, cultivate or get rid of? Nothing really
48.What do you want to achieve career-wise? 
Billion dollars
49.How do you want to remember the year 2015 when you look back on it 10/20/50 years from now? 
The year I gained power
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50.What is your number one goal for 2015? 
Doing things for me.

Nation States CIA World Fact Book for Mistress Harley

The Queendom of Mistress Harley declared their independence from California in 1984; during the 19th century, they became a book publisher, Techdomme, and commercial power, with settlements and colonies around the world. The Queendom is an island off the coast of California, but is difficult to locate. Caption Cook claimed it was an equal distance between California and Hawaii, but could not confirm. The Queendom of Mistress Harley is a private nation that does not share information about its size, locations, population, etc.

An invitation only immigrant nation comprised of a Matriarchy with most day to day governmental functions comprised of the most talented person for the position. 90% of children are bi-racial and speak three languages. While there is no national language the de facto language is money which usually has a picture of a dead white man on it. The Harley National Bank also issues money in "cash." The first settlers were utopian visionaries crowdsourcing losers to finance the Star Trek dreams of the worlds greatest FinDom and the worlds only Techdomme. Mistress Harley has direct control of the Judiciary, Legislature, and Executive branches.

Her Majesty the Goddess Queen Mistress Harley of Techdomme operates her state from the Castle Dracula located on top of a gold mine in the Scary Ass Mts. part of the country right by the beach. You may also call her Empress if you are in an occupied or annexed land. It has also become a popular nickname.

Drug laws are unknown and religion is outlawed. People all make the same amount of money and have the same expectations place on them as any other citizen. Poverty is outlawed and minimum standard of living is enforced. The Jake-Sisko Act of 2005 made the government Socialist and laid out the path of complete Star Trek Communism.

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The Queendom of Mistress Harley is the greatest Country Ever

The Queendom of Mistress Harley is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 931 million Mistress Harleyians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.



The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Mistress Harleyian economy, worth 35.6 trillion Cashes a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,217 Cashes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

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Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Mistress Harley City Times is sold out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mistress Harley's national animal is the Cougar , which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.


Mistress Harley is ranked 13th in Women Empire and 127,219th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -14 on the Hayek Index.


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