David Vienna's Blog, page 54

October 18, 2022

Um... people? Holy crap!

My new book Pretty Sure You’re Fine is one of The Next Big Idea Club’s November 2022 Nominees. To quote Biden, “It’s a big fuckin’ deal.”

I’m fairly certain mine will be the first book reviewed by Malcolm Gladwell that mentions yoga farts.

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Published on October 18, 2022 16:08

depsidase:It’s not just young people.Sincerely,A Member o...

depsidase:

It’s not just young people.

Sincerely,

A Member of Gen X (who still considers themselves “young,” but also realizes my gray hair and the fact that I saw Green Day in a shitty small-ass club before they signed with Warner Bros. probably makes me not young)

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Published on October 18, 2022 00:10

October 17, 2022

The boys got the new covid booster on Thursday and had mi...

The boys got the new covid booster on Thursday and had mild side-effects (lethargy, mostly) Friday.

Just as they were feeling better, Wyatt got the flu. Then, Boone got it.

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Published on October 17, 2022 11:25

October 14, 2022

Uh… what the fuck is this amateur hour bullshit?

Uh… what the fuck is this amateur hour bullshit?

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Published on October 14, 2022 08:31

October 11, 2022

I applaud the strength of spirit in the QAnon community. If every “fact" I was told turned out...

I applaud the strength of spirit in the QAnon community. If every “fact" I was told turned out to be utter horseshit, I’d probably not weather it as well as they constantly do.

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Published on October 11, 2022 15:12

October 8, 2022

My son and I are trolling my other son, who’s big into St...

My son and I are trolling my other son, who’s big into Star Wars lore, by asking him questions like “If Sith only deal in absolutes, why does Yoda propose so many absolutes?” and “Do they have zippers in this universe?”

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Published on October 08, 2022 21:15

October 5, 2022

Since Republicans keep running increasingly stupid and hateful candidates, by 2028 their most viable...

Since Republicans keep running increasingly stupid and hateful candidates, by 2028 their most viable candidate will be a Nazi potato.

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Published on October 05, 2022 20:11

Must have been something I said.



Must have been something I said.

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Published on October 05, 2022 10:29

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beerandrobots-blog:

Scanned from MASK insert that came with vehicles and playsets.

I cannot express how much I was into MASK stuff. I had all of these toys. And more. So much more.

In fact, I still have all of these except the Thunder Hawk and Boulder Hill. My kids have them now… and they destroyed them.

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Published on October 05, 2022 01:27

September 30, 2022

I awoke with such hope and joy. Then, the day awoke, too,...

I awoke with such hope and joy. Then, the day awoke, too, and told me I was wrong.

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Published on September 30, 2022 19:08