David Vienna's Blog, page 181
May 7, 2016
Not the way my wife wanted to start Mother’s Day weekend.
Not the way my wife wanted to start Mother’s Day weekend.
May 6, 2016
This week, we went to sign the boys up for T-ball. They were excited, we were excited, their coach...
This week, we went to sign the boys up for T-ball. They were excited, we were excited, their coach from last year was excited (he wanted them on the team again because they’re super amazing and awesome and shit).
Then, we all discovered they’d aged out of T-ball and needed to sign up for baseball instead.
Baseball season is already half over.
May 5, 2016
brokehorrorfan:
You may have seen this post from last year,...
You may have seen this post from last year, which features 10 childhood toys/games re-imagined as horror movies. TerrorTrove is back with creepy takes on Cabbage Patch Kids, Alf, Red Rover, and Operation.
Don’t forget, people, Alf ate cats.
May 4, 2016
15 Gifts Perfect for New Moms
If you’re a fucking imbecile, like me, you probably still haven’t done your Mother’s Day gift shopping. Well, Made Man has you covered with a handy-dandy list of gift ideas for new moms, one of which you may recognize. (Pssst, here’s a hint: IT’S MY BOOK!)
Amazon can still get Calm The F*ck Down to you by the special date. That and some wine and you’re gold, man. Gold!
For Star Wars Day, a selected pictorial history of my boys’ love...
For Star Wars Day, a selected pictorial history of my boys’ love for all things Star Wars.
May the forth be with you.
May 3, 2016
how2beadad:
@thedaddycomplex and I went over to Buzzfeed. They...
@thedaddycomplex and I went over to Buzzfeed. They fed us alcohol and made us do crafts for Mother’s Day. YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT… 27 THINGS THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND!
Read/Watch: Why Do We Even Celebrate Mother’s Day?
Remember how I said Charlie and I went to Buzzfeed? This is why.
For a reason I can’t understand, they neglected to mention when posting this video that we were all drunk during filming. I mean, seriously, that’s how they got us in the goddamn door.
davidvienna:
News with a sack: Detroit teachers go on strike...
News with a sack: Detroit teachers go on strike and we basically know who our presidential candidates are now… whether we like it or not.
May 2, 2016
The boys have to deliver reports this week on an animal of their choice, complete with diorama. So,...
The boys have to deliver reports this week on an animal of their choice, complete with diorama. So, we finished the dioramas over the weekend.
Guys…
THESE FUCKING DIORAMAS ARE THE FUCKING BEST GODDAMN DIORAMAS EVER!
May 1, 2016
Right after I took this selfie, Wyatt fired a Nerf dart from all...
Right after I took this selfie, Wyatt fired a Nerf dart from all the way on the other side of the courtyard and nailed me right in the ear. I now call him Deadshot Wyatt.
