David Vienna's Blog, page 153
May 15, 2017
Shelves need dusting? Laundry piling up? Weeds need pulling?A...
Shelves need dusting? Laundry piling up? Weeds need pulling?
A cocktail is in order.
My new book Drinks for Mundane Tasks hits online retailers June 1, but it’s available for preorder NOW.
It’s perfect for occasions like Father’s Day, birthdays, Tuesdays…
May 14, 2017
Oh, y'know, just hanging out in a French garden on...
Oh, y'know, just hanging out in a French garden on Mother’s Day, as you do.
I call this piece “Escargot: A Journey.”
I call this piece “Escargot: A Journey.”
May 13, 2017
The boys are working on catching air at the skate...
The boys are working on catching air at the skate park.
I’m giving them advice, which is probably why they’re having such a hard time.
May 12, 2017
It’s Decades Day at school today. So we have an ‘80s...
It’s Decades Day at school today. So we have an ‘80s punk rocker (a REAL one, not that stupid shit you saw in '80s movies) and a 1940s news boy.
May 11, 2017
Me bein’ all regal as fuck.
Me bein’ all regal as fuck.
May 10, 2017
I’m looking forward to diving into @dougmoe‘s book...
I’m looking forward to diving into @dougmoe‘s book @manvchild.
I’m also looking forward to my nightly bourbon.
Congrats, Doug. This is amazing. (I mean the book, not the bourbon… Of course, the bourbon is amazing… You know what I’m saying.)
May 7, 2017
I endorse his response
OlderTwin: A kid on the playground ran up to my special education class and told us we were all savages.
Me: Did you tell a teacher?
OlderTwin: No. I told him he was a sh*thead.
Me:
This is how you parent, folks.
Wyatt’s first drop-in and Boone’s first air.
Wyatt’s first drop-in and Boone’s first air.
