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March 20, 2020

what the fuck

I don’t know… I just don’t know.

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Published on March 20, 2020 01:10

March 19, 2020

COVID-19 Isolation Writing Tally

Day 3 of self-isolation:

I’ve made it about a quarter of the way through a pilot script and finished two book proposals.

That may sound like a lot, but imagine how much more I could finish if I didn’t have to respond every 5 minutes to “Papa.”

“Papa.”

“Papa.”

“Papa.“

“Papa.”

“Papa.”

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Published on March 19, 2020 14:28

Have you self published anything? If so how did it go?

I love that self-publishing is an option for writers. However, I generally tell writers not to do it. (I’ve never done it… unless this Tumblr counts, but I’ve collected a ton of info from friends and strangers who have.)

The Pros of Self-Publishing:

You have complete creative control.You get all of the money.It worked for that guy who wrote The Martian.

The Cons of Self-Publishing:

Every writer should have an editor and, yes, that means I’m saying you actually shouldn’t have total creative control, but it’s true. A good editor makes you a better writer. And if you’re self-publishing, you pay for the editor.Typically, you get no money. That’s because when you self-publish, you literally are the filling in for an entire publishing company staff. That means you are the marketing team, the PR team, the financial team; you have to use your own contacts to get your book in the news, in book review columns, on TV; you have to buy ads, etc. And, sure, there are small companies that will do the PR and marketing for you, but you have to pay them (and they’re not cheap). So, now we’re only on the second bullet point and your book has already cost you money.The Martian author Andy Weir spent years amassing a huge fan base for his writing online and, from what I understand, he still tried to go through traditional publishers, but none of them bit. So, he did it on his own and it took a while to catch on. He is the exception. Never ever base your plan on an exception.

Basically, self-publishing your book is a full time job that doesn’t pay.

If you don’t want a new career as an author or don’t care if you make pennies for your work, great. Self-publish.

Personally, I like having someone else do the heavy lifting on marketing and all of that other crap. That way, I can focus solely on the writing. And, look, the new normal is today’s authors are expected to use their social media audience to help the publisher promote the book, anyway. But, I still prefer helping to being in charge of it.

Now… okay, I’m about to give you a perspective you might not want to hear. Publishers don’t pick smash hits every time, but they have been doing this forever. And they usually know why a book will or won’t sell. If you’re getting turned down by publishers, your instinct might be “Well, fuck you, then. I’m gonna self-publish this motherfucker.” But, maybe instead you should go back and see what might be missing in your book, what could be improved.

I know, I know, I know. Everybody has some story about their friend who self-published and was able to quit their day job, blah, blah, blah. But, when you compare those stories to the sheer fuck-tons of self-published authors who don’t sell a single copy, you’ll see those who found success are the exceptions.

And like I said, never ever base your plan on an exception.

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Published on March 19, 2020 11:05

My kiddo's school did the same thing. Not five minutes after I got the email, I immediately got multiple playdate offers from idiots who apparently don't understand what quarantine means.

Oh, crap. I didn’t see this in my inbox.

Yes, as of this writing, we are on home isolation day… three? And it already sucks. The boys think it’s supposed to be like a vacation and we’re trying to show them it’s not, but then we let them get more screen time than usual, so it’s a mixed message. Entirely our fault… Or Trump’s, I guess, for putting us all in this situation in the first place by cutting the pandemic office.

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Published on March 19, 2020 10:23

My kiddo's school did the same thing. Not five minutes after I got the email, I immediately got multiple playdate offers from idiots who apparently don't understand what quarantine means.

Oh, crap. I didn’t see this in my inbox.

Yes, as of this writing, we are on home isolation day… three? And it already sucks. The boys think it’s supposed to be like a vacation and we’re trying to show them it’s not, but then we let them get more screen time than usual, so it’s a mixed message. Entirely our fault… Or Trump’s, I guess, for putting us all in this situation in the first place by cutting the pandemic office.

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Published on March 19, 2020 10:23

My kiddo's school did the same thing. Not five minutes after I got the email, I immediately got multiple playdate offers from idiots who apparently don't understand what quarantine means.

Oh, crap. I didn’t see this in my inbox.

Yes, as of this writing, we are on home isolation day… three? And it already sucks. The boys think it’s supposed to be like a vacation and we’re trying to show them it’s not, but then we let them get more screen time than usual, so it’s a mixed message. Entirely our fault… Or Trump’s, I guess, for putting us all in this situation in the first place by cutting the pandemic office.

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Published on March 19, 2020 10:23

My kiddo's school did the same thing. Not five minutes after I got the email, I immediately got multiple playdate offers from idiots who apparently don't understand what quarantine means.

Oh, crap. I didn’t see this in my inbox.

Yes, as of this writing, we are on home isolation day… three? And it already sucks. The boys think it’s supposed to be like a vacation and we’re trying to show them it’s not, but then we let them get more screen time than usual, so it’s a mixed message. Entirely our fault… Or Trump’s, I guess, for putting us all in this situation in the first place by cutting the pandemic office.

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Published on March 19, 2020 10:23

My kiddo's school did the same thing. Not five minutes after I got the email, I immediately got multiple playdate offers from idiots who apparently don't understand what quarantine means.

Oh, crap. I didn’t see this in my inbox.

Yes, as of this writing, we are on home isolation day… three? And it already sucks. The boys think it’s supposed to be like a vacation and we’re trying to show them it’s not, but then we let them get more screen time than usual, so it’s a mixed message. Entirely our fault… Or Trump’s, I guess, for putting us all in this situation in the first place by cutting the pandemic office.

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Published on March 19, 2020 10:23

Thanks to this coronavirus bullshit, I’m sitting here at my dining room table making sure my kids...

Thanks to this coronavirus bullshit, I’m sitting here at my dining room table making sure my kids don’t screw around while they complete their schoolwork.

Anyone have a writing and/or parenting question and/or comment? Send it my way.

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Published on March 19, 2020 10:07

March 18, 2020

Third day of state-ordered self-isolation and my kid accidentally dropped the old laptop he was...

Third day of state-ordered self-isolation and my kid accidentally dropped the old laptop he was using for schoolwork down the stairs. How’s everyone else doing?

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Published on March 18, 2020 11:32