Evil Editor's Blog, page 346
March 25, 2010
Writing Exercise
The Umpteenth
Detective Story
Writing Exercise
Sam Spade. Philip Marlowe. Film Noir. Private dick.
Write a scene in which you are a hard-boiled detective pitching a novel about your toughest case to Evil Editor. 300 words max. Deadline Sunday, 10 AM eastern.[image error]
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Cartoon 606
Caption: Anon.
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Cartoon 605
Caption: Anon.
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March 24, 2010
Face-Lift 745
Guess the Plot
Just Jezebel
1. After seventeen years of putting up with Merely Mother's crap, Just Jezebel hit the road. Now she's back seeking revenge, and there's hell to pay--unless Simply Chris can calm JJ down.
2. Jezebelliannalinalia is tired of having a name that's both unspellable and unpronounceable by anyone who's not a fan of epic fantasy. Can she survive the six months until she's old enough to have her name legally changed over her parents objections--or will she kill them?
3. King...
Cartoon 605
Caption: Anon.Your caption on the next cartoon! Link in sidebar.
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March 23, 2010
New Beginning 739
The Crispy Knight was a quiet tavern usually, not too rowdy or loud, but when the Demon King's second-in-command, Gote, came cantering inside utter silence fell. The chubby satyr sauntered through the crowded room and idle conversations stopped, even the clink of glasses ceased.
Ruuk leaned forward as Gote clambered onto the bar with his goat-like legs, cloven hooves clicking across the lacquered surface. Raising his chubby arms for silence, Gote said, "All right, lads, any of you looking to i...
Ruuk leaned forward as Gote clambered onto the bar with his goat-like legs, cloven hooves clicking across the lacquered surface. Raising his chubby arms for silence, Gote said, "All right, lads, any of you looking to i...
Cartoon 604
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March 22, 2010
Face-Lift 744
Guess the Plot
Witch Tourniquet
1. Which tourniquet? Yes. No, that's what I'm asking, which tourniquet? Yes, Witch Tourniquet. Which tourniquet? Exactly.
2. Joan thought she had problems when zombies started sprouting in her flowerbeds. Then, this morning it rained lobsters. Maybe scrubbing the marks off that oddly-shaped stone in the back was a bad idea.
3. Called two a bloody seen, EMT Hairy is inn the zone. Cot off guard by the charms of accident victim Merry, he falls head over heals. Mean...
Cartoon 603
Caption: Stephen ProsapioYour caption on the next cartoon! Link in sidebar.
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