Evil Editor's Blog, page 312
July 7, 2010
Writing Exercise

Published on July 07, 2010 21:36
New Beginning 765
The old subway station was like an art gallery for abandoned rusty signs. Nailed across the grimy wall in one snaky line were "No littering," "No smoking," "No urinating," "No magic," and, for some reason, "No cameras."
A herd of beggars set up camp beneath all this as they stubbed out cigarettes and pissed in a corner.
Wish I had a cellphone, thought Misha. I'd take a picture.
She had to wonder where all these beggars came from, what their stories were. They could be soldiers, crippled by a lon...
A herd of beggars set up camp beneath all this as they stubbed out cigarettes and pissed in a corner.
Wish I had a cellphone, thought Misha. I'd take a picture.
She had to wonder where all these beggars came from, what their stories were. They could be soldiers, crippled by a lon...
Published on July 07, 2010 04:57
Cartoon 681
Published on July 07, 2010 04:08
July 6, 2010
Face-Lift 792

Guess the Plot
Fortune Cookie
1. The art of war is a matter of life and death, a road either to safety or to ruin...in bed.
2. Trying to free yourself from sex addiction by talking to stripper is like trying to lose weight by taking job at Dunkin Donuts.
3. Working at fortune cookie factory will lead to enlightenment--and the girl of your dreams.
4. You will be a best selling author, the fortune said. Ten years and 8,455 rejections later, Shiela Karski snaps and goes on an arson spree, tar...
Published on July 06, 2010 06:04
Cartoon 680
Published on July 06, 2010 05:12
Cartoon 684
Published on July 06, 2010 05:12
July 5, 2010
Face-Lift 791

Guess the plot
The Zookeeper's Machine
1. Hannie's always playing pranks, so when she claims the neighbor kid was kidnapped by gorillas, no one believes her. She discovers the city's zookeeper is behind it all; he has a machine that swaps human brainwaves with animal brainwaves. Can she stop him before he makes her a porcupine? Also, a guitar-playing snake.
2. Demetrius Nash's machine has made his zoo the biggest tourist attraction on earth. Eleroos, kangaphants, giroceroses, rhinaffes -- put t...
Published on July 05, 2010 06:33
A Deviation of Minions . . .
. . . met yesterday in London. Evil Editor was present in spirit only, and is thus unwilling to take the blame for anything that went on, the details of which have already been posted at the following addresses:
http://abysswinksback.blogspot.com/2010/07/get-thee-to-minionnery.html
http://fairyhedgehog.blogspot.com/2010/07/minions-in-monkeyspace.html
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http://abysswinksback.blogspot.com/2010/07/get-thee-to-minionnery.html
http://fairyhedgehog.blogspot.com/2010/07/minions-in-monkeyspace.html

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Published on July 05, 2010 05:43
Cartoon 679
Published on July 05, 2010 04:18
July 4, 2010
Wanted!
Published on July 04, 2010 08:54
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