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Cartoon 702

Caption: Anon.

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Writing Exercise

The 2nd Annual "Visit to Evil Psychiatrist" Exercise

If anyone can help you get through the bitterness caused by all those rejection slips, it's Evil Psychiatrist. Your first Evil Shrink visit took place 8/9/09.

300 words max.

Deadline: Sunday, 10 AM eastern[image error]

Face-Lift 804

Guess the Plot

Thieves of Hearts

1. Two sisters from a noble family happen into Sherwood Forest where they team up with Robin Hood and steal the hearts of two of his Merry Men. Will the girls reveal their background and risk losing their outlaw boyfriends if it means preventing a plot against King Richard?

2. Carl is outraged the former Vice President ordered a younger heart be stolen to replace the mechanical one he is currently using. The quest leads him to the famed Rom Dismemberment clan of ...

Cartoon 701

Caption: Angie

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Success Story

Kate Walton, author of The End of Normal, featured in Face-Lift 592, reports that [thanks to the Evil Minions:] she has found representation with the lovely Sarah LaPolla from Curtis Brown Ltd., who loves her book, and that it's only a matter of time before we can also take credit for the book's publication.

New Beginning 772

I sat at the back of the jewelry store curled up in the brown leather chair, hidden behind the glass display cases. We should have closed an hour before, but Aunt Merelda was waiting for something.

She streaked through the small store, touching this, straightening that, making sure everything was perfect. My mother had established the store before she died, which made it mine, but Merelda lived and breathed this store. At least, she did when it suited her, and today it suited her fine. ...

Cartoon 700!

Caption: Gwen Ever

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Face-Lift 803

Guess the Plot

Knight's Honor

1. Honor Phelps was just a typical high school girl until a magic locket sent her back to the medieval era. Now she's a typical high school girl inhabiting the body of Eleanor of Aquitaine's personal bodyguard.

2. Gwyllim is a cripple, but he still dreams of joining a revered order of knights--if they'll have him. Then he learns that his cherished knights are plotting to destroy his cherished gods. How would an honorable knight handle this?

3. Jaka'el is a knightma...

Cartoon 699

Caption: Evil Editor

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Feedback Requests

Phoenix has two new revisions of Face-Lifts from this blog up at her site. Authors await your comments.

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