Evil Editor's Blog, page 295

Cartoon 726

Caption: Anon.

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New Beginning 782

The old man in the baseball cap left the newspaper behind, and Dale Brennan claimed it by setting his coffee cup down on it. He put his Moleskine notebook next to it-- look at me; I'm a writer-- and set his computer bag on the floor. The coffee shop's manager had put those stupid little locks on the outlets, and his four-year-old laptop battery wouldn't a charge, so it looked like today was going to be strictly longhand.

He put his coat over the other chair, sat down, picked up his cup and the...

New Beginning 783

The old man in the baseball cap left the newspaper behind, and Dale Brennan claimed it by setting his coffee cup down on it. He put his Moleskine notebook next to it-- look at me; I'm a writer-- and set his computer bag on the floor. The coffee shop's manager had put those stupid little locks on the outlets, and his four-year-old laptop battery wouldn't a charge, so it looked like today was going to be strictly longhand.

He put his coat over the other chair, sat down, picked up his cup and the...

Cartoon 725

Title: Anon.

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Success Story

Elizabeth D, Walker reports that her novel The Beauty's Beast (Face-Lift 409), is now available from Noble Romance Publishing.

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The Thief's Girl

1. Shoplifter Todd Wallace gets out of jail, but his girlfriend is gone. He spots a giant hole behind the TV--and Jane's shoe is lying there! He crawls through, only to be grabbed by a giant termite and dragged to a dung heap deep below Chicago. Can he find Jane before these monsters make her their Queen?

2. Pickpocket Charlotte is taken under the wing of a famous thief, but screws up by robbing the Chief of Police. The Chief wants her to snitch on her mentor, wh...

Cartoon 724

Caption: anon.

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Sunday Feature 4

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Caption: Whirlochre


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Caption: Vivian Whetham


Caption: Roger Eschbacher


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Below are some of the unchosen captions. More chosen and unchosen captions will appear in the future with the regular weekday cartoons.



DNA^blue = MC(eat)^2--Faceless Minion

You want a reference? Here's a reference: "Klaatu barada nikto" can be loosely translated as "flush...

Saturday Film Series

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Guess the Plot

The Last Prince of Latvia

1. When zombies overrun the palace, prince Eduard escapes on foot, shielding his younger sister, princess Aija. But to become king, the law says he needs the actual royal crown, the one they left behind on the dead--now a zombie--King's head.

2. Belissa's been in love with the prince of Latvia all her life. No other man could ever catch her eye. Problem is, he's been deposed. She signs on to a revolution that could put him back on the throne, but t...