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Retired Shadows

1. When occlusions get old they're forced to retire and go live in the "old shadow's home," to be looked after by the occlusions of sexy nurses. Tavila is an old retired gypsy shadow that holds seances for passed-on shadows, and constantly reminds the retired shadows, "don't go into the light."

2. After you die, what becomes of your shadow? Enter the world of Blakemore Cthoth, Keeper of the Shadow-Souls. It's a gloomy domain--until the day Blakemore falls for...

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Sunday Feature 5

Cartoons for the Sub- Intellectual Masses





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Saturday Film Series

Cartoons for Idiots

It was suggested by those who couldn't handle the intellectual stimulation of the Cartoons for Super-intellectuals that we do cartoons for those who seldom even get the normal cartoons. So if you have nothing better to do today, come up with captions for any of the drawings in this Sunday Feature--captions a four-year-old would get.[image error]

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The Nine Lies of Calliope Druthers

Cally claimed to be a witch to avoid dating Bob. When he demanded proof, she started lying more to avoid him and the detective he hired and the FBI guys who became interested. Now she's got three days to lie her way out of being burned at the stake.

First, her name really is Calliope Druthers. Second, she is a blonde. Third, she's a virgin. Fourth, those are real. Fifth...

A magic scroll promising to make your next nine lies come true has to be co...

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New Beginning 783

Sometimes, alone in the forest with my bitterness, I told myself that Isabelle must have guessed the real nature of the poor old woman who asked her for water, must have put on her sweetest smile and softest words in hope of a reward. But nothing is that simple, even Isabelle. And I do think she was surprised when she started to tell me the story and the first rose fell from her mouth, followed by a small hail of diamonds. Afterward, of course, she thought she had deserved it...

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The Burning of Issobell Key

1. The tragic story of how the first annual Pyromaniacs Anonymous meeting at Issobell Key went terribly, terribly wrong.

2. Issobell accepts fiance David's invitation to move to an island colony in his home state of Washington. But the religious sect he grew up in acts weird, all this talk of the "Burning Woman" festival. She's getting a baaad feeling.

3. Vacationing in Scotland, Lou takes an interest in the 300-year-old case of Issobell Key, who was bur...