Carl Elliott's Blog, page 10

Photo Contest Entry #17

Carl and Whoopi

The contestant writes:

I tried to scope out the placement of White Coat Black Hat at the Mall of America Barnes and Noble, but was advised by an employee there that not only was the book not in stock, but that it had never been published and does not exist. When I mentioned its review in the NYT, she advised me that the NYT is notorious for reviewing books that have not been released. Luckily, the good people at the B&N at Calhoun Village realize the book exists and that Carl and Whoopi Goldberg are asking the same big questions!

Photo Contest Entry #16

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must remain silent.

The contestant writes:

Forget Photoshop -- after reading a bit of WCBH I entered the search term "wolfman masturbating" into Google Images, and immediately found this genuine photograph. Quite what it amounts to I cannot say, but what I can say is that it brings us closer to the real Carl Elliott.

Congratulations on your work in exposing this beast.

Photo Contest Entry #15

"Hello, Big Pharma greedheads. I would like to talk to you about the obscene amount of money you're making. For details, please purchase a copy of my book."

Another Worthless Reading Event

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"His wrath towards you burns like fire"

Carl Elliott has chosen the Observatory in Brooklyn as his next pulpit from which to sermonize against Big Pharma and other people besides him who make money.  You can get all the details on the Observatory's website (oh, and thanks for that nasty little message at the end about the "estranged brother."  Fucker).

It's on November 30 at 8pm.  Go if you must, but don't sit there like some sycophant.  Remember:  There are many ways to make it interesting.

Photo Contest Entry #14

Everybody's doing it! Surrender to the cult and read White Coat, Black Hat.

Photo Contest Entry #13

"I, Carl Elliott, hereby confess that I plagiarized my book from the emails of my younger and more talented brother"

Photo Context Entry #13

"I, Carl Elliott, hereby confess that I plagiarized my book from the emails of my younger and more talented brother"

Photo Contest Entry #12

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