Carl Elliott's Blog, page 11
November 21, 2010
Photo Contest Entry #9
"I don't look at myself as a bioethicist. I look at myself as a pious, sermonizing prick who happens to teach bioethics"
The latest entry in the photo contest: Dr. Elliott and Coach K.
November 20, 2010
Photo Contest Entry #8
Carl at the Renaissance Fair in Charlotte, NC
November 18, 2010
Photo Contest Entry #7
A screenshot from Amazon:
Amazon's algorithm does not lie.
Photo Contest Entry #5
Deut. 9:17. "And I took the book, and cast it out of my two hands, and brake it before your eyes." Why? Because it SUCKED!
November 17, 2010
Photo Contest Entry #4
"I am not a cheapskate plagiarizing, lawyer-calling bully"
Photo Contest Entry #3
Solution to a wobbly table
Entry #3 in our photo contest reminds us that if you think creatively, you can find a use even for something as worthless as Carl Elliott's book. If you have a piece of wobbly furniture, well, the book's just sitting there, anyway.
November 16, 2010
Photo Contest – Entry #2
From the political to the scatalogical: Here is our next entry in the White Coat, Black Hat photo contest.
Hi there, I'm happy to see that at least one person shows what Carl Elliott really stands for. He just whines and whines about our products, but as the number 1 sales-agent of Immodium in Minnesota, I know perfectly well he uses our products when the need is there. Here is where I found his book.
P.A.D. Pooper
Two images; click on #2 to view the second one.
November 14, 2010
Photo Contest – Our First Entry
He likes Tony almost as much as he liked Nixon.
This evening, we received our first submission to the photo contest. An outstanding beginning!
I will post these as they arrive, but I will leave out contestant's names unless they specifically tell me otherwise. That way, you can feel free to be as ruthless as you like.
November 13, 2010
Announcing the White Coat Black Hat Photo Competition
Smile, asshole!
Inspired by the excellent photo that showed up after Carl Elliott's Asheville reading, the White Coat, Black Hat website is happy to announce its first contest. Readers are invited to send us their most creative and insulting images of Carl Elliott and/or his book, White Coat, Black Hat. Whether you find an interesting new placement for the book, or do a photoshop job on his cheesy promo pics, show Carl what you really think of him and his half-assed collection of stolen ideas.
Send your submissions to info@whitecoatblackhat.com. Deadline is November 30. No constraints; any image is ok with me. Hell, if you want to shove that book down a woodchipper and put it on youtube, that qualifies too.
Favorites will be posted on the website. And the prize? Well, you could opt for a free copy of that piece of shit book, or much better, you can have your choice of any of the alternatives I've suggested for the same price (well, any except the Ambien). If you choose a horse head mask over Carl's book, then so much the better.
