Carl Elliott's Blog, page 13

Making It Interesting, Part 2

"You Lie!"

Next on the list of ideas for how to make things interesting  at Carl's October 26 reading: How about   showing the love South Carolina style?  Shout "you lie!" as soon as you get a chance.

An Olive Branch

Hello, Carl Elliott, this is your brother.  I just thought I'd reach across the airwaves and the years, and give you the opportunity to apologize for stealing my ideas and exploiting my generosity.  Certainly pray over it, and spend some time thinking about why you did what you did.

On second thought, fuck it.  Nevermind, that was percocet talking.  See you in hell, asshole.

Making It Interesting, Part 1

$8 from Bait 'n Hook

Thanks to the stunning success of White Coat, Black Hat, Carl Elliott is now permitted to give public readings in his own employer's bookstore, instead of on the sidewalk in front of his house.  Look for him October 26 at 4:00 pm at the University of Minnesota bookstore.

We are now soliciting ideas on how to show our "appreciation" of his ideas, and to make the event "interesting" for all involved.  Here's a start. 8 bucks from Bait 'n hook.

Dr. BFD goes macho

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"Go ahead. Cry."

Jack Handey once said:  "it takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man."

Is that what you think, Dr. BFD?  Nice going.  Next time, maybe you can bounce a basketball off somebody's head.

The check is in the mail, right?

Great.  Another sermon from the well-paid Dr. BFD about exploiting poor people.   Next Sunday, how about one on exploiting your own family members? 

Hot air alert

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Finally! Dr. Chicken Gets the Grill

After weeks of dodging his brother's phone calls, Carl Elliott finally sat down for an interview. No more softballs; this time he has to answer the hard questions. Read the full text here.  Thanks to everyone who responded to our video-stalking challenge.  I'm pretty sure it did the trick.

I'm just saying . . .

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI7ni7zL8qU

Ring-Ring!

"Hi, you've reached Carl Elliott. If you're Terry Gross, please leave a message. The rest of you can go suck it."

Is that what he thinks?

What is he afraid of?

Carl Elliott won't agree to an interview with his brother.  What is he afraid of?  If you live in Minneapolis and have a camera phone, get him on video and make him explain why he doesn't return phone calls. Send your videos to info@whitecoatblackhat.com