Rob Thurman's Blog: The Reaver Report, page 51

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09:29 #ff @jackiekessler who knows f***everyone! @lisashearin @antonstrout @zombie_joe @mark_henry @dipfrancis @marjorielliu #

09:30 ff @shilohwalker @michellerowen @dakotacassidy (who I wanna be when i grow up @nicolepeeler @chickwriter @dianarowland @emmapetersen #

09:33 #FF michelebardsley @richellemead @jeannestein #

10:00 het fic??? I disown you forever. Heee. Actually very warm and moving since he mourned...

ROADKILLLLLLL CAL SIX PRIZE chapter ADDENDUM

ADDENDUM: Books cannot be purchased online for this win of a peek of Cal Book 6 Chapter One (which kicks such ass that I even think it kicks ass and I typically want to burn my books for not being good enough when I'm done.) Why doesn't NYT count online sales, I don't know. Maybe because in the real bookstores in the real world you're only competing with other new releases. In online world you compete with every book ever written carried by the online store.

Has to be from a real store that ex...

ROADKILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

As those who follow authors know, publicity is scarce (unless you're blowing someone really, really important. I spend more on publicity than I *make* from these books.) So although Deathwish made #26 NYT last year, there is no guarantee Roadkill will do as well (or better...and we really need better. Much, much better.) So as an incentive to those die-hard fans, you buy Roadkill between March 2nd (day of release) and March 6th (Saturday), I'll will send you the first chapter of Cal Book 6. I...

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09:42 love JF! loved RF! but did Jim Rockford have a porcupine on his head? @dhewlett campaign #JoeRockford #JoeFlaniganAsRockford Perfect choice! #

09:45 Not what *I* say! What the great god Kevin Smith says @emmapetersen @jayewells Interspecies erotica isnt as interesting as it sounds, I bet #

09:47 please. this is old school ninja turtles. whole different world @emmapetersen PS You two & your turtle fetishes...

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09:40 best present ever!@dianarowland @michelebardsley: Owning two boy dogs is sorta like owning two really hairy gay porn stars. #

09:41 yawn. tired. boy or girl. mixed. type music @dianarowland I should probably think of a name for the band in this book #

09:46 Graveyard Moss or whatever that long traily shit on the trees is. Graveyard that @dianarowland southern goth-alternative. ;-> #

09:46 and I'm up an...

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10:01 as chickwriter would say...snowma-fucking-geddon! well, she wouldn't put fucking in the middle...but the description stands #

10:03 e both read that old horror book! guy denies god of war his 1 sacrifice-spider babies out of the face @antonstrout spider babies from face #

10:05 snowma-fucking-geddon! With snow zombies! @Zombie_Joe #

10:06 yawn, recap-snowma-fucking-geddon. coffee. nipply harlot trying to be r...

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10:26 hey, aren't you supposed to be reading Nightlife! @emmapetersen Need book recommendations please. Who are you reading and why #

10:28 Ouch & I immediately thought of one much worse @emmapetersen there really an ebook about a native man titled Savage Rescue?Seriously?In 2010 #

10:47 A fanmail addressed me as DEAR GOD AUTHOR--LORD CAL LEANDROS. Now
how can I get my editor show me this kind of respect? #

10:52

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10:43 How could I have been so lacking in imagination. Doesn't our good friend @zombie_joe deserve better? I think he does, damn it! #

10:44 twitpic.com/11wjgm - what would you do for a @rob_thurman book? Pose in a humiliating Smurf photo *and* be Bubba's prison bitch? Hell #

10:47 On the sabbath, let us remember those less fortunate: www.twitpic.com/11wjgm @mark_henry @emmapeterson @nicolepeeler #

10:52 On the...

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10:19 what? no love for the sword-play? <grin> @Eve_Silver A belated thank you for yesterday's ff #

10:46 I bow my head humbly in apology. heh heh heh @Zombie_Joe Proof for @Rob_Thurman that I own her book but no razors #

10:47 and, no, that wasn't an evil laugh at all. Simply clearing my throat. heh heh @Zombie_Joe #

10:55 I emailed you as well ;) I'd follow everyone, but following only 34 I stll spend...

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10:09 I miss Dave Chappelle's Rick James stories. 'Cocaine is a helluva drug' @emmapetersen Lol. Weed, its a helluva thang. #

10:18 My entire knowledge of that game is 'why isn't he in a tree baking cookies?' I'm not cool enough to be gamer sadly @Ainulin #

10:22 #ff @christophergolden @shilohwalker @nicolepeeler @chickwriter @dianarowland @jeannestein @zombie_joe #

10:27 but if you want me to donate a book to...